英语趣味短剧视频

The jungle 剧中角色： rabbit, bird, elephant, bear, deer, mouse, dog, monkey, tiger 清晨，大森林沐浴在和煦的阳光里，小鸟在欢快的歌唱。三个好朋友——小兔子、小老鼠、小象边唱边向这边走来…… [Rabbit] A rabbit, a rabbit, Am I big or small? I’m small, small, small. Hello, bird. [Bird] Hello, rabbit. [Rabbit] What are you doing? [Bird] I’m playing. Let’s play together. [Rabbit] OK. An elephant, an elephant. Am I big or small? I’m big, big, big. Good morning, brown bear and little deer. [Bear and deer] Good morning, elephant. Let’s play together. [Elephant] OK. [Mouse] A mouse, a mouse. Am I big or small? I’m small, small, small. [Mouse] Good morning, Mr. Dog. [Dog] Good morning, little mouse. [Mouse] What are you doing, Mr. Dog? [Dog] I’m playing with my friends. [Mouse] Do you have any friends? [Dog] Yes, of course. Hello, my friends. Come here. Come here. Look, they are all my friends. [Bird] Hello, I’m a bird. I can sing songs. I have beautiful wings. I can fly in the sky. [Monkey] Hi, I’m a monkey. I’m very clever. I can climb trees. [Bear] Hello, I’m a brown bear. I’m stronger than you. I can climb trees, too. [Monkey] But you’re slow. I’m very, very fast. [Deer] Hello, I’m a deer. I can run. And I’m very fast. What can you do, little rabbit? [Rabbit] I’m wise and cute, and I can jump. [Elephant] Hello, I’m an elephant. I’m the strongest animal in the jungle. And I can dance. [Monkey] You dance poorly. I can dance very well. (The other animals laugh) [Mouse] But you are heavy. You can carry a lot of things. Nice to see you all. How do you do? [All] Nice to see you too. How do you do? [Mouse] Let’s be friends. [All] Yes, let’s be good friends. [Dog] Let’s play together. [All] OK. Come on! [Bear] Look at the beautiful flowers. [Mouse] Look out! There’s a trap. (Suddenly, all the animals hear “Help! Help!”) [Bear] Quiet! Quiet! What’s that sound? What happened? My friends, my friends come here quick. [Rabbit] Who are you? [Tiger] I’m a tiger - your friend. I fell into a trap and I can’t climb out. I beg you, help me, please. [Mouse] I’m so sorry to hear that. Let’s help the poor tiger. [Elephant] You can’t. He’s a tiger. He’s going to eat you! [Tiger] No, no. I’m your friend. I’m very kind. I won’t eat you, I promise. [Mouse] Oh, but he needs our help. [Rabbit] He needs help. I’ll help him. Let’s help him together. [Elephant] OK. Don’t worry. Let’s make a rope and pull him out. (action) [All] Yes, yes. Let’s pull the tiger out. [Elephant] Are you ready? [All] Yes. One, two, three. [Tiger] Thank you, my friends. [All] Not at all. [Tiger] But, I was very hot in there. Now, I would like to drink some water. Would you please get me some water? [Monkey] I’m very clever and fast. Let me get you some water. [Tiger] Thank you, my good friend. [Deer] Big tiger, please, sit down. Have a rest. [Tiger] OK. I’m very tired. [Monkey] Big tiger, I’m back. Here is your water. [Tiger] Thanks a lot. (Tiger drinks water.) Now I’m not thirsty anymore. [Bird] Let’s go on playing. [All] Good. Let’s go on playing. [All] Good. Let’s go on playing. [Rabbit] Big tiger, let’s play together. [Tiger] OK. Little rabbit. Now, I’m … I’m – [Rabbit] What is it? [Tiger] Well, I’m very hungry now. I want to eat something. I think you look delicious. I want to eat you. (action) [Rabbit] Help! Help! Help me! [Birds] (cry) My friend, rabbit. [Mouse] Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Oh no! [Bear and dog] We will remember this. You are a very bad tiger! You’ll be sorry! [All] You are a very mean tiger! You’ll pay! [Tiger] I’m not thirsty or hungry anymore. I’m very, very happy. (laughs and laughs. He falls back into the trap.) Help me! My friends, help me! Help me! [All] Sorry. Goodbye! Sorry. Goodbye! Sorry. Goodbye! (The animals look at one another. No one wants to help the tiger anymore.)

送个两个 ，你自己选一个，第一个比较搞笑 ，第二个比较简单 你自己看着办 ，但愿有你喜欢的 ！英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven‘t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下) Act3本文转自：(J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are stilldirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate) 2、英语短剧：小兔子乖乖 时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨 地点：鸟语花香的动物王国 人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。 Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？ Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。） Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal． Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind． Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！ Cat：Bye-bye！ （Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。） Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。） Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon． Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you． Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！ Rabbit：Good-bye！ （Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。） Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？ Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do． Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you． （Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。） Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you． Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother． Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home． Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog． （Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）

PREVIEW: Sushil is so stingy, even a god takes notice.GENRE: Fables, folktales CULTURE: Buddhist, Asian Indian THEME: Stinginess READERS: 11 or more READER AGES: 8 and up LENGTH: 7 minutes ROLES: Narrators 1-4, Sushil, Boy, Nirmala, Sakka, Man, Woman, Rajah, (Servant), (Other Townspeople), (Children)NOTES: This tale comes from the Jataka, an ancient Buddhist collection of folktales, legends, and fables. Sakka, the King of Heaven, is a popular figure found in many of those tales. For best effect, place NARRATORS 1 and 2 at far left (as seen from the audience), and 3 and 4 at far right. To help Sakka imitate Sushil, Sushil should use a distinctive funny voice. Sushil is pronounced “SOO-shil.” Nirmala is pronounced “NEER-ma-la.” Sakka is pronounced “SOK-a,” sounding like “sock a.”--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NARRATOR 1: Sushil was a miser. Though his treasure house was full, he was too stingy to give away even the smallest coin.NARRATOR 4: And since food cost money, he ate almost nothing, and starved his family and servants besides.NARRATOR 2: One morning, as Sushil took his daily walk through town, he saw a boy eating a sweet rice dumpling.BOY: (makes loud sounds of enjoyment as he eats)NARRATOR 3: Sushil’s mouth watered as he made his way home. He said to himself,SUSHIL: If only I could ask my wife to make me a sweet dumpling. But if I wanted one, so would my wife. And if my wife wanted one, so would the children. And if the children wanted one, so would the servants. So I had better just keep quiet.NARRATOR 1: When Sushil arrived home, he said nothing about a dumpling. But he wanted one so badly, he felt weak. His legs shook, and he had to go to bed.NARRATOR 4: His wife, Nirmala, came to him. She asked,NIRMALA: What is wrong, my husband?NARRATOR 2: Sushil lay groaning and clenched his teeth.NIRMALA: Is there something you want?NARRATOR 3: Sushil’s face grew red, then purple. At last he squeaked,SUSHIL: I would like a sweet rice dumpling.

Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you. The end前台小姐：“hello?” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 老外：“can you speak English? ” 前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 老外：“can anybody else speak English? ” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” 前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.” Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates 地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you. The end 六人 On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ... 六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home? 喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊? B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚) C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮) A:(to D) what about you? A(对D说) 你呢? D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠) All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹) all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然,A 意识到E不见了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A(对F说) E, F 呢? F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.刚才还在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四处寻找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那! 他在那!(手指远处) C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜欢狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗样子很凶唉. A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我们快叫他别理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back! 大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来! B: Oh my god! He is bleeding! 天啊!他流血了! D: The dog bit him! 他被狗咬了! F: Hurry up! 快过去看看! Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫) ALL: (to E)are you all right? 你怎么样? E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) (摇头,疼叫) A: let’s call for help! 快叫救护.! All: help! Help! 有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了! They can not find any help nearby. 附近没有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去医院吧! All: let’s go! 走! B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They go to the hospital. 他们朝医院走去. The End 剧终 不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.