英语六级翻译搞笑

由于已接近世纪末,大学应当是什么?这一整体概念,要在显微镜下观察 .

临近世纪之末，大学到底是怎样的一个整体概念在热烈的讨论中

But Barbara Gabler didn't intend to play the piano,so she scarcely put efforts on it.Pachelbel scolded her for it many times.BG felt being wronged ,but she didn't quit in case P could finally understand her heart.One day, P said to BG,"You should leave,you're really not suitable for plaing the piano,and neither do you love it."But BG said to herself,"Don't say I can't!P.I'm gonna play hard when I'm home,and I'm gonna get the local first prize in half a year!"Then during the six months,BG played everyday,with food casually sent by the maid when she was hungry and with little sleep.Time flews,BG participated the match and got the prize as wished.BG took the cup with her to show P how she loved him,only to find out that he had already gone.It was a time of war,and he was recruited to fight the battle.And BG said,"OK,I'll wait for him."So she waited for 3 years.During the time ,the son of the village chief was attracted by her,and he knew her heart belong to P.So he had someone sent a body in pieces from the frontline and made her believe that the unconfirmed body was P.She cried over the body for three days and three nights.The son of the chief bought a lot of presents and asked her to marry him.But she ignored him.On the third night,she killed herself by slitting her wrists.And P,in that six months,with the absence of BG,found himself lost a lot of happiness.After BG left,P started to find out that he had fell in love with her before he realized it.Only her lack of effort covered his love to her.He planned to write a song as present when making the proposal.He was recruited when he had just finished 1/3 of the Canon.On the battlefield,he brushed against the death so many times.He thought about BG every time when he was in a bad mood.The days he taught her how to play the piano----a forever memorable time.Then he finished the remaining 2/3 of Canon.2 months after BG killed herself,P returned the village.After being told what happened to BG and what she did for him,he roared and burst into tears.He found her family and asked where she was buried.But they didn't want to tell him.On the next weekday,he raised everyone from his and BG'S village.He sat down before the piano with tears in his eyes and began to play Canon in D major.Everybody wept.In the end,P ended his life in the same way in the same church.呵呵，这故事直接是现实版《白桦林》

每次四六级考试都会出现很多搞笑的翻译，在网络上掀起一次翻译热潮。

下面我们来看一看网上的一些神翻译：

（1）众所周知我国的茶文化历史悠久，饮茶一直是中国传统文化之一，著名的白茶、绿茶、乌龙茶等等都极富盛名。而铁观音自然也是茶文化中不可缺少的一部分，这不，就有人把有关于铁观音的句子翻译成了充满当下网络用语的通俗句子。

（2）四六级比较喜欢考中国传统文化，中国的名花自然也不例外，但是这样的翻译真的也是绞尽脑汁才能想得出吧。

（3）当然最让我觉得有趣的当属这一句“怦然心动”。怦然心动本应该翻译为Palpitate with excitement，结果竟然有同学能翻译出“make my heart peng peng peng”,虽然搞笑，但真的也挺生动的，但估计外国人是看不懂了。

看到这些搞笑翻译的同时，我不禁会觉得这样的现象也是因为有一部分考生对于四六级的重视程度并没有很高，准备得不够充足才会导致在考场上现编出这样的翻译句子。所以还是希望大家可以在平时多积累一些英文句子。

希望我的回答对你有帮助。

悬赏从100分变到150分了，不过还是没找到人翻呢，翻这么大一段实在有点累人