恶作剧英文故事

1 万圣节故事二则一.万圣节故事之一：HALLOWEEN关于万圣节有这样一个故事。是说有一个叫杰克的爱尔兰人，因为他对钱特别吝啬，就不允许他进入天堂，而被打入地狱。但是在那里他老是捉弄魔鬼撒旦，所以被踢出地狱，罚他提着灯笼永远在人世里行走。在十月三十一日爱尔兰的孩子们用土豆和罗卜制作“杰克的灯笼”，他们把中间挖掉、表面上打洞并在里边点上蜡烛。为村里庆祝督伊德神的万圣节，孩子们提着这种灯笼挨家挨户乞讨食物。这种灯笼的爱尔兰名字是“拿灯笼的杰克”或者“杰克的灯笼”，缩写为Jack-o'-lantern 现在拼写为jack-o-lantern。现在你在大多数书里读到的万圣节只是孩子们开心的夜晚。在小学校里，万圣节是每年十月份开始庆祝的。孩子们会制作万圣节的装饰品：各种各样桔黄色的南瓜灯。你可以用黑色的纸做一个可怕的造形——一个骑在扫帚把上戴着尖尖帽子的女巫飞过天空，或者是黑蝙蝠飞过月亮。这些都代表恶运。当然黑猫代表运气更差。有时候会出现黑猫骑在女巫扫帚后面飞向天空的造形。在万圣节的晚上，我们都穿着爸爸妈妈的旧衣服和旧鞋子，戴上面具，打算外出。比我们小的孩子必须和他们的母亲一块出去，我们大一点的就一起哄到邻居家，按他们的门铃并大声喊道：“恶作剧还是招待！”意思是给我们吃的，要不我们就捉弄你。里边的人们应该出来评价我们的化装。“噢！这是鬼，那是女巫，这是个老太婆。”有时候他们会跟我们一起玩，假装被鬼或者女巫吓着了。但是他们通常会带一些糖果或者苹果放进我们的“恶作剧还是招待”的口袋里。可是要是没人回答门铃或者是有人把我们赶开该怎么办呢？我们就捉弄他们，通常是拿一块肥皂把他们的玻璃涂得乱七八糟。然后我们回家，数数谁的糖果最多。还有一个典型的万圣节花招是把一卷手纸拉开，不停地往树上扔，直到树全被白纸裹起来。除非下大雪或大雨把纸冲掉，纸会一直呆在树上。这并不造成真正的伤害，只是把树和院子搞乱，一种万圣节的恶作剧。One story about Jack, an Irishman, who was not allowed into Heaven because he was stingy with his money. So he was sent to hell. But down there he played tricks on the Devil (Satan), so he was kicked out of Hell and made to walk the earth forever carrying a lantern.Well, Irish children made Jack's lanterns on October 31st fro m a large potato or turnip, hollowed out with the sides having holes and lit by little candles inside. And Irish children would carry them as they went fro m house to house begging for food for the village Halloween festival that honored the Druid god Muck Olla. The Irish name for these lanterns was "Jack with the lantern" or "Jack of the lantern," abbreviated as " Jack-o'-lantern" and now spelled "jack-o-lantern."The traditional Halloween you can read about in most books was just children's fun night. Halloween celebrations would start in October in every elementary school.Children would make Halloween decorations, all kinds of orange-paper jack-o-lanterns. And fro m black paper you'd cut "scary" designs ---an evil witch with a pointed hat riding through the sky on a broomstick, maybe with black bats flying across the moon, and that meant bad luck. And of course black cats for more bad luck. Sometimes a black cat would ride away into the sky on the back of the witch's broom.And on Halloween night we'd dress up in Mom or Dad's old shoes and clothes, put on a mask, and be ready to go outside. The little kids (children younger than we were) had to go with their mothers, but we older ones went together to neighbors' houses, ringing their doorbell and yelling, "Trick or treat!" meaning, "Give us a treat (something to eat) or we'll play a trick on you!" The people inside were supposed to come to the door and comment on our costumes.2 万圣节故事二则Oh! here's a ghost. Oh, there's a witch. Oh, here's an old lady.Sometimes they would play along with us and pretend to be scared by some ghost or witch. But they would always have some candy and maybe an apple to put in our "trick or treat bags." But what if no one come to the door, or if someone chased us away? Then we'd play a trick on them, usually taking a piece of soap and make marks on their windows. .And afterwards we would go home and count who got the most candy. One popular teen-agers' Halloween trick was to unroll a roll of toilet paper and throw it high into a tree again and again until the tree was all wrapped in the white paper. The paper would often stay in the tree for weeks until a heavy snow or rain washed it off. No real harm done, but it made a big mess of both the tree and the yard under it. One kind of Halloween mischief.二.万圣节故事之二：苹果树&南瓜灯万圣节定在每年的十一月一日，称为AllSaints'-Day。旧名叫作Hallowmas，不过万圣节的同根词Halloween更为响亮万圣节，一直沿用到现在，意思是万圣节前夜，即十月三十一日夜晚。大约公元前五世纪，爱尔兰凯尔特人开始在每年的十月三十一日，也就是夏季结束的时候庆祝他们的万圣节，表达对丰收的喜悦以及对太阳的膜拜。有趣的是，凯尔特人有一个类似佛教轮回转世的万圣节说法，他们认为在新年旧岁交接的时刻，也就是十月三十一日夜晚，鬼魂会现身阳世，寻找替身以获得新生。万圣节凯尔特人不采用拜祭灶王爷，请他老人家上天言好事的做法，而是用一种“以夷制夷”的严厉手段来对付鬼魂。为了摆脱鬼魂的纠缠，万圣节这天晚上人们会把家里的炉火灭掉，营造一个寒冷阴森的环境，并把自己打扮成鬼怪的模样，大声怪叫。即便吓不走鬼魂，也要让鬼魂分不清谁是活人、谁是鬼魂，从而无法找到替身。这么恐怖的万圣节演变到今天，竟成了一个最令人开心的万圣节，历史又跟我们开了一个善意的玩笑。这一天是一年之中，国外小孩子最兴奋的一天。万圣节早上孩子去上学的时候，就拿了服饰和糖果，准备参加学校组织的万圣节聚会。孩子们自己动手布置会场，装饰环境。桔色、黑色和白色是万圣节传统的装饰主调。万圣节中桔色的南瓜灯笼、黑色的猫、蜘蛛和女巫、白色的蜘蛛网和骷髅都是必不可少的角色。万圣节孩子们装扮成女巫和海盗，在朦胧的桔黄色灯光下表演万圣节玩游戏。最流行的万圣节游戏是“咬苹果”。苹果或者悬挂在空中，或者飘浮在装满水的盆子里，孩子们则在不许用手帮忙的条件下用嘴去咬苹果，谁先咬到，谁就是优胜者。这个万圣节传统节目大概可以追溯到罗马人用果仁和苹果来庆祝丰收的习俗。万圣节令人眼花缭乱的装饰物品中，最有创意的要数万圣节南瓜灯。万圣节南瓜灯英文里叫作Jack-O’-Lantern。制作时把南瓜掏空，用刀刻出眼睛嘴巴，里面插一根蜡烛，形像要狰狞些才好。万圣节关于南瓜灯的传说有很多版本，以“骗魔鬼变六便士”的万圣节说法最为流行。万圣节其中有不少是这样开头的：传说爱尔兰有一个名叫StingyJack的男子……。其实，“astingydrunkardJack”本来应该译作“一个吝啬的酒鬼杰克”，却被原译者疏忽为“一个名叫StingyJack的男子”。后来以讹传讹，Stingy竟成了Jack甩不掉的名字。万圣节另有一个“苹果树”版本也很著名：吝啬的爱尔兰酒鬼JACK骗魔鬼爬进了苹果树的树洞，然后迅速在树干上刻了一个神圣的十字，困住了魔鬼。JACK逼着魔鬼起誓永远不再追索、或以任何其它方式谋取他的灵魂，才把魔鬼放了出去。然而这却挡不住死亡的来临。JACK死后，由于酗酒、吝啬和欺诈，他未被允许进入天堂。而由于魔鬼的誓言，JACK也不能进入地狱。“那么我去哪里呢？”JACK不知所措地问。“哪儿来的回哪儿去！”魔鬼恶狠狠地回答。回去的路冷风四起，黑暗无边。魔鬼从地狱之火拣了一块烧得通红的火炭扔给他。为了照路又不被风吹灭，JACK将火炭放进了他手里拿着的大头菜中。JACK就这样举着他的“灯笼”寻找自己在地球上的存身之处。后来苏格兰人在万圣节中模仿他，挖空大头菜，放入蜡烛做灯笼；在万圣节爱尔兰人用的是土豆或大头菜；而在万圣节英格兰人则用甜菜。后来他们移民到美国，发现了一个更好用的灯笼——万圣节南瓜灯！这个万圣节故事其实是在告诉人们，无论什么情形，都不要和魔鬼做交易。

节日鬼怪 【幽灵】 幽灵的传说遍及全世界，鬼怪的节日自然也少不了它的出现。 【僵尸】 一脸煞白或是满面挂彩，僵尸的形象随你想象。 【吸血鬼】 优雅、高贵而又冷酷的血族历来都是神秘午夜故事中的常客。 【巫婆】 黑猫、扫把、魔法帽……法力无边，但要当心脸上的皱纹哦。 【科学怪人】 科幻史上的经典科学怪人，如今也经常现身于万圣节中。 【精灵】 每个人心中都有自己的精灵，你想象的精灵是什么模样？ 【半人马】 半人马的来源在希腊神话中说法不一，于是半人马也有善与恶。 【狼人】 有时是吸血鬼的死敌，有时又传播恐怖和瘟疫。 【魔鬼】 我能够满足你的愿望，凡人，但是你要把灵魂抵押给我。 【哥布林】 不同的传说与故事中，这些小东西时而邪恶时而滑稽。 【不死鸟】 沐浴于阳光，涅盘于火焰，象征着不朽和重生。 【牛头人】 克里特岛的牛头怪传说让这种怪物世人皆知。 【美杜莎】 传说中能把人石化的蛇发女妖，曾经美丽堪比雅典娜。 【泰坦】 希腊神话中曾统治世界的古老的神族，巨人的代表。 【石像鬼】 整日坐在哥特式建筑屋顶上，在望天还是在思考？ 【蜥蜴人】 全身披满厚厚的绿色鳞甲，每只手仅有三个指头。 【木乃伊】 化妆好了是木乃伊，COS不善就是重病号。 【贝希摩斯】 旧约所记载的巨兽，有人认为它是撒旦的化身。 【大脚怪】 这种巨型怪兽从未被证实，但传说流传已久。 【巴哈姆特】 巴哈姆特的传说代表着阿拉伯人的宇宙观。 【巫妖】 用魔法获得永恒的生命，用永恒的生命研究魔法。 【矮人】 矿石、美酒、大胡子，了解矮人要从这些开始。 【巨魔】 无论哪里的巨魔传说，都少不了它们神奇的再生能力。 【无头骑士】 爱尔兰民间传说中的鬼怪，万圣节不可缺少的角色。 【南瓜灯】 南瓜是万圣节的代表，在脑袋上套个南瓜吧，记得留几个洞。 【骷髅】 骷髅也是恐怖的东西哦。万圣节（万圣夜）的主题是鬼怪、吓人，以及与死亡、魔法、怪物有关的事物。通常与万圣节扯上关系的事物有鬼魂、食尸鬼、巫婆、蝙蝠、黑猫、猫头鹰、精灵、僵尸、骷髅和恶魔等，还有虚构人物如吸血僵尸和科学怪人。 黑色和橙色是万圣节的传统颜色。现代万圣节的产品也大量使用紫色、绿色和红色。秋天的元素如南瓜和稻草人等，也成为万圣节的象征。 杰克灯是万圣节最广为人知的象征物。在英国和爱尔兰，当地人原本在挖空的芜菁中燃点蜡烛造成杰克灯，但移民到美国的人很快便采用南瓜代替，因为南瓜比较大和容易在上面

1.April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday. [1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet. 2.Origin The origin of this custom has been much disputed. Many theories have been suggested. What seems certain is that it is in some way or other a relic of those once universal festivities held at the vernal equinox, which, beginning on old New Year's Day, the 25th of March, ended on the 1st of April. It has been suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French [2]. France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Year's Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX. This was in 1564, even before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year). Thus the New Year's gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools' Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April. Though the 1st of April appears to have been anciently observed in Great Britain as a general festival, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being there, as it is in most lands, a term of contempt. In France the person fooled is known as poisson d'avril. This has been explained from the association of ideas arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish. A far more natural explanation would seem to be that the April fish would be a young fish and therefore easily caught. The Dutch celebrate the 1st of April for other reasons. In 1572, the Netherlands were ruled by Spain's King Philip II. Roaming the region were Dutch rebels who called themselves Geuzen, after the French "gueux", meaning beggars. On 1 April, 1572, the Geuzen seized the small coastal town of Den Briel. This event was also the start of the general civil rising against the Spanish in other cities in the Netherlands. The Duke of Alba, commander of the Spanish army could not prevent the uprising. Bril is the Dutch word for glasses, so on 1 April, 1572, "Alba lost his glasses". Dutch people find this joke so hilarious they still commemorate the first of April. The French traditionally celebrated this holiday by placing a dead fish on the back of friends. Today the fish is substituted by a floppy kerk. Chaucer's story, the Nun's Priest's Tale, written c.1400, takes place on 32 March; that is, 1 April; it is Chanticleer and the Fox, a story of two fools. 3.Well-known hoaxes Alabama Changes the Value of Pi: The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicans for Science and Reason contained an article claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the "Biblical value" of 3.0. This claim originally appeared as a news story in the 1961 sci-fi classic "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein. Spaghetti trees: The BBC television programme Panorama ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees. They had claimed that the despised pest the spaghetti wevil had been eradicated. A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees. South Park: April 1st was advertised as being the premiere of the show's second season—and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father. Fans spent weeks speculating on the father's identity, but when they tuned in to the episode, they were instead treated to a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes. The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later. The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank, although there were not any police reports to prove this. Left Handed Whoppers: In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whose condiments were designed to drip out the right side. Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country's debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell." When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied with tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial. Lies to Get You Out of the House In 1985, the L.A. Weekly printed an entire page of fake things to do on April Fools day, by which hundreds of people were fooled. Kremvax: In 1984, in one of the earliest on-line hoaxes, a message was circulated that Usenet had been opened to users in the Soviet Union. San Serriffe: The Guardian printed a supplement in 1977 praising this fictional resort, its two main islands (Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse), its capital (Bodoni), and its leader (General Pica). Intrigued readers were later disappointed to learn that San Serriffe (sans serif) did not exist except as references to typeface terminology. (This comes from a Jorge Luis Borges story). FBI Crackdowns on On-line File Sharing of Music: Such announcements on April Fools Day have become common. Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10. Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trial's success. This hoax was also conducted by the Seven Network in Australia in 2005. Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen. Many shocked people contacted the station [citation needed]. Wrapping Televisions in Foil: In another year, the Dutch television news reported that the government had new technology to detect unlicensed televisions (in many European countries, television license fees fund public broadcasting), but that wrapping a television in aluminium foil could prevent its detection. Breast Exams by Satellite: In the 1990s, Portuguese national television network RTP announced the Ministry of Health would perform free breast exams by satellite, causing thousands of women to go out topless [citation needed]. Assassination of Bill Gates: Many Chinese and South Korean websites claimed that CNN reported Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was assassinated [3]. Write Only Memory: Signetics advertised Write Only Memory IC databooks in 1972 through the late 1970s. Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Double Switch: In 1997, Pat Sajak, the host of Wheel of Fortune, traded hosting duties with Jeopardy!'s Alex Trebek for one show. In addition to Sajak hosting Jeopardy!, he and co-host Vanna White appeared as contestants on the episode of Wheel hosted by Trebek. White's position was filled by Sajak's wife Leslie [4]. Comic strip switcheroo: Cartoonists of popularly syndicated comic strips draw each others' strips. In some cases, the artist draws characters in the other strip's milieu, while in others, the artist draws in characters from other visiting characters from his own. Cartoonists have done this sort of "switcheroo" for several years. The 1997 switch was particularly widespread. The Trouble with Tracy: In 2003, The Comedy Network in Canada announced that it would produce and air a remake of the 1970s Canadian sitcom The Trouble with Tracy. The original series is widely considered to be one of the worst sitcoms ever produced. Several media outlets fell for the hoax. National Television Station (TVM) in Malta: In 1995, TVM announced the discovery of a new underground prehistoric temple with a mummy. Another year, TVM announced that Malta would adopt the European continent convention of driving on the right-hand side of the road [citation needed]. Free wine for all:The Norwegian newspaper "Bergens Tidende" announced in 1987 that the state's alcohol monopoly had 10,000 litres of illegally smuggled wine that had been confiscated. The inhabitants of Bergen were invited to the main store in town to receive their share of the goods, rather than to spill good wine down the drain. That morning staff were met by about 200 men & women with bottles, buckets, and other suitable vessels for carrying the prized goods. Legislation in Norway causes alcohol to be relatively expensive and have limited availability [citation needed]. Rain drop power: On April 1st 2006 Norwegian media had a one-page story concerning "rain drop power", which could replace oil as a primary energy source. One could write to the energy company BKK in Bergen in order to be a volunteer and receive the power generated for free. The Canadian news site bourque.org announced in 2002 that Finance Minister Paul Martin had resigned "in order to breed prize Charolais cattle and handsome Fawn Runner ducks." SARS Infects Hong Kong: In 2003 during the time when Hong Kong is seriously hit by SARS, it was rumored that many people in Hong Kong had become infected with SARS and become uncontrolled, that all immigration ports would be closed to quarantine the region, and that Tung Chee Hwa, the Chief Executive of Hong Kong at that time, had resigned. Hong Kong supermarkets were immediately overwhelmed by panicked shoppers. The Hong Kong government held a press conference to deny the rumor. The rumor, which was intended as an April Fools' prank, was started by a student by imitating the design of Ming Pao newspaper website. He was charged for this incident. (Announcement of Hong Kong Government denying this rumor) China Decapitates Taiwan: In 2005, an undergraduate nicknamed SkyMirage, who was well-known in Taiwan for his humor, fabricated a series of news that China's airforce was bombarding Office of President, Taiwan. Water on Mars: In 2005 a news story was posted on the official NASA website purporting to have pictures of water on Mars. The picture actually was just a picture of a glass of water on a Mars Candy Bar. Annual BMW Innovations see a new "cutting-edge invention" by BMW advertised across British newspapers every year, examples including: Warning against counterfeit BMWs: the blue and white parts of the logo were reversed The "Toot and Calm Horn" (after Tutankhamun), which calms rather than aggravates other drivers, so reducing the risk of road rage, MINI cars being used in upcoming space missions to Mars, IDS ("Insect Deflector Screen") Technology - using elastic solutions to bounce insects off the windscreen as you drive, SHEF ("Satellite Hypersensitive Electromagnetic Foodration") Technology, which sees the car's GPS systems synchronise with home appliances to perfectly cook a meal for the instant you return home, Marque-Wiper - mini-wipers for each exterior "BMW" logo coming as standard on all future models, "Uninventing the wheel" to counter the "EU ban" on right-hand drive cars, and Zoom Impression Pixels ("ZIP") to counter new "Slow Cameras". Sheng Long - Electronic Gaming Monthly's infamous hoax of a secret character in Street Fighter II. There have been several other EGM pranks that readers have fallen into. Among them: claiming that some Street Fighter II characters possessed unlisted special moves, including Chun-Li hurling her bracelets at an opponent, Sega mascots Sonic and Tails appearing as playable characters in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and the release of a graphically-remade The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker as a preorder bonus. All such pranks have been met with praise and equal hatred from its readers, as can be seen in the "April Fools" letters section in the May issue. EGM tried the Sheng Long hoax again with Street Fighter III and once again got some people to believe it. Coldplay to back the Tories - On April 1 2006 the UK Guardian journalist "Olaf Priol" claimed that Chris Martin of rock band Coldplay had decided to publicly support the UK Conservative Party leader David Cameron due to his disillusionment with current New Labour prime minister Tony Blair [3], even going so far as to produce a fake song, "Talk to David", that could be downloaded via the Guardian website [4]. despite being an obvious hoax, the Labour Party's Media Monitoring Unit were concerned enough to circulate the story throughout "most of the government" [5]. 4.Side-effects of April Fools' Day The frequency of April Fool hoaxes sometimes makes people doubt real news stories released on 1 April. Hawaiians running from an approaching tsunami in Hilo, HawaiiThe 1 April 1946 Aleutian Island earthquake tsunami that killed 165 people on Hawaii and Alaska resulted in the creation of a tsunami warning system (specifically the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center), established in 1949 for Pacific Ocean area countries. The tsunami is known in Hawaii as the "April Fools' Day Tsunami" due to people drowning due to thinking the warnings were an April Fools' prank. Gmail's April 2004 launch was widely believed to be a prank, as Google was known to include joke pages on their website, until that point. The merger of Square and its rival company, Enix, took place on April 1, 2003, and was originally thought to be a joke. Fans of the long running square series Final Fantasy often claim that the merger was in fact a joke due to the decline of the series after the merger. The 2005 death of comedian Mitch Hedberg was originally dismissed as an April Fools' joke. The comedian's March 29, 2005 death was announced on April 1, 2005. Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z was announced for production by Aniplex, Cartoon Network, and Toei Animation on 1 April 2005 and was originally discredited, but turned out to be true when poster art and clips from the series were revealed days later. [8] People obeying hoax messages to telephone "Mr.C.Lion" and "Mr.L.E.Fant" and suchlike at a telephone number that turns out to be a zoo, sometimes cause a serious overload to zoos' telephone switchboards. more on wikipedia~

每年4月1日，是西方也是美国的民间传统节日——愚人节。愚人节起源于法国。1564年，法国首先采用新改革的纪年法——格里历(即目前通用的阳历)，以1月1日为一年之始。但一些因循守旧的人反对这种改革，依然按照旧历固执地在4月1日这一天送礼品，庆祝新年。主张改革的人对这些守旧者的做法大加嘲弄。 聪明滑稽的人在4月1日就给他们送假礼品，邀请他们参加假招待会．并把上当受骗的保守分子称为“四月傻瓜”或“上钩的鱼”。 从此人们在4月1日便互相愚弄，成为法国流行的风俗。18世纪初，愚人节习俗传到英国，接着又被英国的早期移民带到了美国。 愚人节时，人们常常组织家庭聚会，用水仙花和雏菊把房间装饰一新。典型的传统做法是布置假环境，可以把房间布置得象过圣诞节一样．也可以布置得象过新年一样，待客人来时，则祝贺他们“圣诞快乐”或“新年快乐”，令人感到别致有趣。 4月1日的鱼宴。也是别开生面的。参加色宴的请帖，通常是用纸板做成的彩色小鱼。餐桌用绿、白两色装饰起来．中间放上鱼缸和小巧玲珑的钓鱼竿，每个钓竿上系一条绿色飘带，挂着送给客人的礼物——或是一个精巧的赛璐珞鱼，或是一个装满糖果的鱼篮子。不言而喻，鱼宴上所有的菜都是用鱼做成的。 在愚人节的聚会上，还有一种做假菜的风俗。有人曾经描述过一个典型的愚人节菜谱：先是一道“色拉”，莴苣叶上撒满了绿胡椒，但是把叶子揭开后，才发现下面原来是牡蛎鸡尾酒；第二道菜是“烤土豆”，其实下面是甜面包屑和鲜蘑；此后上的菜还有用蟹肉作伪装的烧鸡和埋藏在西红柿色拉下面的覆盆子冰淇淋。饭后，客人还可以从丸药盒里取食糖果。 不过愚人节最典型的活动还是大家互相开玩笑，用假话捉弄对方。有的人把细线拴着的钱包丢在大街上，自己在暗处拉着线的另一端。一旦有人捡起钱包，他们就出其不意地猛然把钱包拽走。还有人把砖头放在破帽子下面搁在马路当中，然后等着看谁来了会踢它。小孩们会告诉父母说自己的书包破了个洞，或者脸上有个黑点．等大人俯身来看时，他们就一边喊着“四月傻瓜”。一边笑着跑开去。总之，每逢愚人节这一天，动物园和水族馆还会接到不少打给菲什(鱼)先生成莱昂(狮子)先生的电话，常常惹得工作人员掐断电话线，以便减少麻烦。 如今的愚人节在美国已主要是淘气的男孩子们的节日了。 版本二： 据说，愚人节起源于一个很有名的希腊神话传说。 农业女神得墨忒尔，在希腊是个妇孺皆知的神祗。她具有无边的法力，可以使土地肥沃，五谷丰登，也可以令田园荒芜，万物凋零。在希腊众神中，她也是最受尊崇的女神之一。万神之王宙斯是她的弟弟，也是她的丈夫。仅仅这个身份，就足以使众神在她的脚下俯首帖耳了。 但是，这位权势无比的女神的生活并非十全十美。宙斯凭借着神王的地位，到处拈花惹草，闹出了许多风流韵事，给得墨忒尔带来了无穷无尽的烦恼。唯一能够让她享受生活乐趣的，还是她和宙斯生的女儿佩尔塞福涅，一个聪慧、美丽、天真、活泼的姑娘，和她在一起，任何人都不会悲伤和忧愁。 这一天，冥王哈得斯驾车巡视西西里岛，恰好被在云端中走过的爱与美女神阿芙罗狄忒看到了，同时让她看到的，还有正在田野里散步的佩尔塞福涅，以及她的伙伴女战神雅典娜，狩猎女神阿尔忒弥斯。 一看到这几个人，阿芙罗狄忒就气不打一处来。这几个男女，从来不议论爱情，也不谈婚论嫁，眼睛里可还有她爱神的地位吗？雅典娜和阿尔忒弥斯是出名的贞洁女神，又都以武艺高强，神通广大，闻名神界天国，还是不惹为好。但对佩尔塞福涅这小丫头，可就不必客气了。 于是，头上晃动着神圣光环的阿芙洛蒂德唤过自己的儿子？？小爱神厄罗斯，对他说：“看看吧，这几个人是怎洋对待爱情的？如果人和神都学他们的样，我们还怎样统治这个世界？来，给哈得斯射上一箭，让他疯狂地爱上佩尔塞福涅！” 厄罗斯是个百发百中的神射手。他弯弓劲射，一技无形的情欲之箭，正扎进哈得斯的心窝。然后，他便跟随着阿芙洛蒂德，扬长而去，静等着看好戏了。 果然，哈得斯中箭后，对佩尔塞福涅产生了刻骨铭心的爱。但他明白得很，这个远近闻名的美人儿，绝不会情愿放弃阳光明媚的大地和天空，跟他到阴暗的冥府中去。因此，他找到自己的兄弟？？众神之王宙斯，请求他作主将女儿嫁到冥府。 “这个么……我作不了主”，众神的主宰沉思着说，“你也知道，得墨忒尔难缠得很。不过，你要是有本事把佩尔塞福涅抢走，我倒不反对。” 得到了神王的默许和暗示，哈得斯满心欢喜，他立刻返回冥土，做好抢亲的准备。 一天，佩尔塞福涅在田野里正欲弯腰采摘一朵野花时，大地突然裂开了一条宽宽的地缝。随后，一辆闪闪发光的金车，冲上了地面，驾车的就是威风凛凛的冥王。他不由分说，一把抱起佩尔塞福涅，放到他身边的座位上，一声吆喝，马车便以迅不可及的速度沉入地下。裂开的大地倏然合上了，依然是阳光灿烂，绿草如茵，除了天空中还回荡着佩尔塞福涅的呼救声外，好像什么也没发生过。得墨忒尔在很遥远的地方，听到了女儿撕心裂肺般的呼救声。但当她以最快的速度飞回来时，女儿已经不见了。她只知道女儿被“强盗”劫走了，但是，这个强盗是谁，却一点蛛丝马迹也寻不出来。那些知道佩尔塞福涅下落的神灵们，全都缄口不言。他们知道这件事的背景，宙斯和哈得斯都不是好惹的，谁也不想引火烧身。有几个神祗被*问急了，也是东西南北瞎扯一通。女神按照他们的指点，没头苍蝇般乱闯乱撞，不用说，这些都成了徒劳无功的跋涉。 然而，对女儿的爱，促使得墨忒尔永无休止地找下去。无论哪个神说了什么，她都确信不疑。虽然后来的事实证明，那些都是彻头彻尾的谎言。无奈之下，她在深不可测的埃特纳火山口点燃了两支松木火把，把整个世界照得一片通明。从那时起，无论黎明女神还是黑夜女神，都未见她坐下来休息片刻。 就这样，得墨忒尔走遍了世界上的每一个角落。但是，她的女儿就像被风卷走了，被太阳晒化了，或者变成了水汽和浮云似的，仍然踪影全无。众神对她也逐渐由同情转为厌恶。因为这个“女疯子”为寻找女儿，搅得世界上没有片刻安宁。他们越加拿她开起心来，忽而指向东南，忽而指向西北，无非是想把她支走，过几天太平日子。 最后，得墨忒尔只得拖着疲倦的身子，返回了西西里岛，佩尔塞福涅失踪的地方。奔波了这许多天，连罪魁祸首是谁都不知道，女神的气恼可想而知。于是，她便把一肚子的怨气，都撒到了西西里农人身上。她杀死了岛上所有的耕牛，命令土地坚如钢铁，封住地里的种子，让所有的植物都枯黄凋零。把这个地域辽阔的大岛弄得赤地千里，饿殍遍地。 宙斯见她闹得太不像话，就“好心”地劝她再到别处看看，别拿无辜的农民出气。得墨忒尔不知其中有诈，再一次踏上了东西逛的征途。这一下了可不得了，不知多少地方，由于女神的愤怒，变得颗粒无收，到处都弥漫着饥馑和灾荒的绝望气氛。 当她明白自己又上了丈夫一个大当时，才静下心来，想一想到底该怎洋办，无意中她抬起头来，看到了驾着金车，在茫茫太空巡行的太阳神赫利俄斯。猛然想到，只有他高高在上，普照一切，明察秋毫，天底下发生的任何事情，都不可能逃过他的双眼。这才手执火把，飞到赫利俄斯面前，请他指点迷津。 伟大的太阳神怜悯女神的遭遇，又无需畏惧冥王的权势。而且，他也不愿意得墨忒尔再这样大闹下去，让众神看笑话，让老百姓受难，便把哈得斯抢亲的情况，仔细描述了一番。得墨忒尔恍然大悟，但为时已晚。此时此刻，佩尔塞福涅在哈得斯的威*利诱下，已然成了尊贵的冥后，无法再到地上和母亲团聚了。何况，得墨忒尔再神通广大，也没本事把女儿从哈得斯手中硬夺过来。 得墨忒尔知道自己受了众神的欺骗、愚弄，愤懑和气恼又加深了一层。她干脆下了一道命令，让全世界的植物一起凋零，所有的庄稼全部枯死，大地上不允许出现一丝绿色。自己则躲到一个偏僻的地方，不再露面。 这一来，天上地下全部乱了套。老百姓没有粮食吃，每天都有成千上万人饿死。成群结队的亡魂拥入冥府，吵吵闹闹，把哈得斯弄得心烦意乱，狼狈不堪。众神也因为得不到人间的祭祀和礼物，一个个饿得面黄肌瘦。宙斯没办法，只好让佩尔塞福涅每年有1/3时间住在冥府，2／3时间则返回人世，侍奉她的母亲。以后，每当佩尔塞福涅留居冥土时，得墨忒尔便愁眉不展，大地也是一片萧条。而女儿一旦和她团聚，女神便喜笑颜开，世界也重现草木复苏，群芳争艳的勃勃生机。 很明显，在这个故事里，得墨忒尔是一个十足的傻瓜。她不知道爱神的把戏，不知道丈夫和哈得斯的同谋，事件发生后，又被众神支得团团转，屡屡受骗上当，被人戏弄。此后，人们便设立了愚人节，用善意的谎言，告诫那些自以为聪明的人，不要由于轻信，干出贻笑大方的蠢事。 除上述这个故事外，关于愚人节的起源，还有另外一种传说。在中世纪时，多数基督教国家都使用儒略历，把3月25日到4月1日作为新年节日来庆祝。按习俗4月1日这天，人们要互赠礼物致贺。公元1752年，格里高利历开始颁行，新年移到了1月1日。但人们旧俗难改，仍愿意在4月1日向别人送贺礼，这个“新年”，本身就是虚假的了。后来，有些爱恶作剧的人，干脆把礼物也变成虚假的。说是送一盒点心，里边可能是块石头。声言前去拜访，却让主人干等半天。受骗的人不甘心，也照方抓药，进行报复，久而久之，就形成了愚人节。 今天，愚人节已经发展成为一个国际性节日，差不多在整个欧洲和北美都流行。苏格兰称这一天的受骗者为“布谷鸟”，似乎和农业女神仍有些关系。法国人则叫作“四月鱼”这大概是因为小鱼在四月刚孵出，糊里糊涂地见饵就吞，容易上钩的缘故吧！ 随着时间的推移，愚人节作弄人的手法，也是花样翻新，新意百出。如：新婚的妻子可能会收到告发丈夫不忠的信件，碌碌无为的公务员会接到提升的调令，儿子会接到父亲去世的电报。某年4月1日，英国《每日镜报》登出一帧照片，一个面容酷似某国总统的男人，一手挽着一个几乎全裸的美女。凡此种种，如果你都信以为真，就上了大当。当然，如果你真受了愚弄，也不必像得墨忒尔女神那样大光其火，最好拿出点“绅士”风度，一笑置之，才符合愚人节与人为善的真谛。sasa

英语小故事50字左右

有些英语故事很短，但是很有趣，大家可以读一读。下面是我整理的英语小故事，希望能帮到大家!

结婚很花钱吗

A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don't know, son. I'm still paying.”

有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」

牧童和狼

A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.

一个放羊的孩子在离村子不远的地方放羊。他为了开心寻乐常喊："狼来了!狼来了!"他的恶作剧有两三次达到了目的。全村的人都跑来帮忙，而他们所得到的回报却是一顿嘲笑，白费了心力。最后，有一天狼真的来了。这个孩子认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为他又在耍把戏，谁都不理会他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训：爱说谎的'人，甚至在他说真话的时候，也没人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

买帽子

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她："你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!

老板最大

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.

The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That's so expensive for this kindof parrot.”

The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.”

So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?”

The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive.”

Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?”

The owner of the shopsaid, “I don't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him „The Boss.”

有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。

顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」

老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」

顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」

老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」

顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」

老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』