英文儿童打油诗

I got some toxic boxes to stroe my beefBut some damn-sick foxes stole that shitThey ate it up felt it was some yummy meatThen all died up for their fucking greed自己写的，可能有些错误。。。

Love is beautiful and niceIn the old dark nightAlthough it mightbe always right.Beam under the moon light.

趣味英语打油诗——WOMENIf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' If you don't you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't , she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"

What is blue? The sky is blue 什么是蔚蓝色？天空就是蔚蓝色， Where the clouds float through. 云朵飘过其间。 1.What is white? A swan is white 什么是白色？ Sailing in the light. 阳光下嬉水的天鹅就是白色。 What is yellow? Pears are yellow, 什么是黄色？梨儿就是黄色， Rich and ripe and mellow. 熟透且多汁。 What is en? The grass is en, 什么是绿色？草就是绿色， With small flowers between. 小花掺杂其间。 What is violet? Clouds are violet 什么是紫色？夏日夕阳里的 In the summer twilight. 彩霞就是紫色。 What is orange? Why, an orange, 什么是橘色？当然啦！ Just an orange! 橘子就是橘色。2.I am a brave marshal 我是一个勇敢的元帅but I don't like the martial war. 但我不喜欢军事战争I often twinkle my eyes 我经常眨眼睛but i don't want wrinkle at all. 但是我一点也不希望会有皱纹I like the stars in the night 我喜欢晚上的星星as they are the lights of sky 因为他们就象天空的灯I like the color pink 我喜欢粉红色also like the rose by the brink 也喜欢悬崖边的玫瑰I like my beard hair 我喜欢我的胡子but people joke me likes a bear. 但是人们开玩笑说我象只熊

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If ran makes all things beautiful.Why doesn't it rain on you？