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你好!小品sketch 英[sketʃ] 美[skɛtʃ] n. 素描; 草图; 梗概; v. 速写; 草拟; 简述; [例句]Clare and David Astor are sketching a view of far Spanish hills克莱尔和戴维·阿斯特正在画远处西班牙山峦的风景素描。
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小品: 1.opusculum 2.sketch 3.parergon 校园小品大赛: Campus Opusculum CompetitionCampus Sketch CompetitionCampus Parergon Competition
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英文Super funny comedy "blind detection ."( Figure A, rural old man aged 61 years is a rheumatic diseases , or a serious presbyopia. Figure B , drug agent detection division , or a high degree of myopia , myopia up to 1250 degrees )( Props, two chairs , a work desk , a bed. )( Scenario A one stage hands also take a walk on crutches to assist walking cane, said while walking )A : My old man suffering from rheumatism for many years ; to see a doctor , spent all the family money ; no way I had to borrow money from the sick to see ; your patient alive is hard to talk about this ! I have recently heard that there is a kind of what is called, " Zhuiming revive Dan ," the drug can treat : " osteoarthritis rheumatoid, what organs can cure AIDS " buy point try. Looking for most of the day , the address , the sale of drugs is this place ! ( A slowly pushed open the door into the house , he saw , B are lying on the floor touching things, old man vertigo, did not see what they said is Gesha )A : This is a place to sell drugs a dog doing it ! Gosh ! What breed ah ! Head is not small ! ( In this case, B to A climb over, according to B of A is the kick ass shouted ) to bite me Tisi you !B : Oh ! Who kicked me !A : OMG ! You see my eyes, this is not the man you ! ( Hurried apology ) I'm really sorry ! My bad eyes , and consequently see a piece . Mistook you as that thing up !B : ( slowly stood up ) What do you do ?A : I was rheumatic patients to these medicines , you are " Zhuiming revive Dan " factory agent , right ?B : ( B one thought is to buy medicine , the sale to a busy answered with a smile ) Yes! We are looking for old comrades to the bench to sit down and talk ( B groping to find a stool and sat down )B : Come and sit down old comrades ! ( A also looking stool and sat down )A : You just lying on the floor doing? Whole I thought you were going to bite me!B : Oh ! This is not it all a misunderstanding , I myopia , which put just can not find my glasses , no glasses and I almost blind , just what is in touch glasses .A : Oh ! You also worse than I am blind , how would you in this one ?B : There is one, go to the next patient commercials go. The smaller the person , the less overhead it!A : Oh ! Broadcast every afternoon . Those patients say that this drug God ! Do not know, it makes good medicine in the end !B : This is where you can come on , I tell you about the pharmacological it !A : What do you say speak.B : Do you know " Zhuiming revive Dan " This drug is how made it?A : I do not know .B : Tell you what, " Zhuiming revive Dan " This drug wow , is extracted from turtle egg out !A : turtle egg ?B : that people say bastard .A : Oh ! Understand, you son of a bitch this drug is extracted from the inside out ! Right ?B : You can almost say that!A : That son of a bitch what's inside can be a good thing ah ?B : Then I ask you: Is this bastard of a long life is not long ?A : Long ! Millennium bastard you !B : Do you think again , bastard often live in the water , then damp places , so why should not it rheumatism ?A : That I can not say that it was only sick bastard shall not wet know !B : You are not a medical student , the course does not know. Let me tell you , it is because the body contains a bastard rheumatoid antibodies ! We just put this antibody extracted, made a " Zhuiming revive Dan " , this time you get the point ?A : Oh ! I lived most of my life , the son of a bitch is a bad thing you know , I did not expect so much useless these days bastard !B : You're right , it is very useful to big !A : On your flyer reads: "first free testing , after the medicine ." Detection of places where you?B : Oh ! I'm detection division, right here.A : Are you ?B : how , do not believe me , I'm a regular medical school , ah , did not see my eyes so big right degree , are learning to learn ah !A : I do not do not believe you, but you do not have glasses, how to detect it?B : I'm very skilled medical care which , no glasses does not matter, which sell drugs bear , I was talking about early medicine, early health ! So dark and dreary yet !A : All right ! It started , how check it?B : We examined three aspects , and then give you a diagnosis. You listen to me on the line !A : OK ! All listen to you.B : I will start with a drop of blood collected on your ears , look at your blood viscosity ! ( B touched the drawer and took out a plate, and a knife ) stretched over the ear !A : ( mouth constantly muttering ) I do not grasp. . . . . . Does not seem to grasp. . . . . .B : Do not panic !A : fool can not nervous , take my blood and not take you ! ( A slowly stretched his head , grabbed his hand touched a B ears )B : I'm going to blood , ah , do not move ! ( Only to hear , yeah ! Bang , A is B 's ears cut a long hole , the blood continued to flow out )A : Doctor, I just got it wrong now ! You're picking a drop of blood or the blood of a pound ah !B : I do not have to tell you do not move you, what you always shiver Yeah !A : For you this look, everyone was shaking !B : OK ! Enough blood , and quickly medication cloth, cover your ears , ( A took drugs cloth covered his mouth and ears residence not say )A : What blood enough, I have to see more !B : Now you knelt on the bed to support his hands , head and rushed west. After reading the blood viscosity, I'll give you the last second detection .A : ( slowly over to the bed to himself :) This hurts my ears , what Chong Dong , Chong West . Really not a thing !B : ( After a while , B groping came to bed, feeling a butt says ) raised his point ! ( A lift up the buttocks lift ) this old man with so large a mask doing it , face a big enough ! The masks win !A : masks ? I did not wear masks wow , your doctor made a mistake ! That was my butt , head over here where !B : You see you, I will not tell you head west punch you, how do you put the red ass West it! ( B touched a head, by a few A's cervical spine, for a say ) You say now , ah !A : ( A said in a trembling voice ) ah !B : ( B fiercely say a ) too serious !A : ( A asks the doctor Road ) doctor , rheumatism does not seem so check it ?B : Listen to my right ! Come on down .A : ( A bed slowly down his mouth and said ) not wrong with it , face and buttocks are hard to tell !B : Come here , I'll give you Baba Mai . Outstretched left hand !A : Doctor, I left not.B : I said the line on the line, should the left hand. You heard Nanzuonvyou you ! ( A , no way out his left arm , B , while the vein while asked ) you rheumatoid many years ?A : Oh , my rheumatism must be very old ! Very young my mother said I have rheumatism, wind and rain my leg was so painful that way ! The older , the more serious this sick!B : Oh , OK, just checking through , and through me on your pulse, I already know the condition of your friends !A : I diagnose what is Shabing ah ?B : With my years of experience , as well as the length of time you get sick , I can conclude that you have the typical " congenital postpartum rheumatism " !A : ah ! From my point of view that you context it?B : Your context is very smooth , and quickly take " Zhuiming revive Dan " it ! Guarantee that you will not hurt !A : What if it hurts ?B : Then you can continue to eat , guaranteed! One day the pain will slowly disappear !A : I understand, you are said to have died on It does not hurt anymore !B : What is this nonsense !A : Doctor , you're worthy of geniuses , I too admire you, you have given me to feel the pulse of a prosthetic arm ! ( A turned to go out, her lips to say ) can extract the son of a bitch in anything good ! I see you and your drugs are the same, are extracted from the son of a bitch coming out !B : old comrades ! I'm not finished yet. . . . . . !中文前面的看评论。评论接着这：什么，《追命还魂丹》的药，能治疗：“骨质增生类风湿，什么五脏六腑还能治爱滋”想买点试试。找了大半天，根据地址，卖药的地方就是这了！（甲慢慢的推门进屋，看见，乙正趴在地上摸东西，老汉眼花，没看清楚是个啥东西便说道）甲：这卖药的地方养条狗干嘛呀！天哪！这是什么品种啊！个头还不小！（这时，乙向甲爬过来，甲照着乙的屁股就是一脚大声喊道）去，咬我踢死你！乙：哎呀！是谁在踢我！甲：妈呀！你看我这眼神，这不是人吗！（急忙道歉）实在对不起！我这眼神不好，看啥都一片一片的。错把你当成那玩意了！乙：（慢慢站起身）你是干什么的？甲：我是风湿病患者到这买药的，你是《追命还魂丹》厂家的代理吧？乙：（乙一听是来买药的心想，买卖来了，忙笑着回答）对！老同志来我们找凳子坐下来说话（乙摸索着找到凳子坐了下来）乙：过来坐老同志！（甲也找凳子坐了下来）甲：刚才你趴在地上干啥呢？整的我还以为你要咬我呢！乙：哦！全是误会这不是吗，我近视眼，刚才我的眼镜放哪找不到了，没有眼镜我和瞎子差不多，刚才是在摸眼镜哪。甲：哦！你瞎的比我还厉害，怎么这就里就你一个人？乙：还有一个，下去找患者拍广告去了。人越少开销越小嘛！甲：哦！天天下午播。那些患者都说这药神！也不知道，这药到底好不好使！乙：这下你可来对了，我给你讲讲药理吧！甲：那你就说说吧。乙：你知道《追命还魂丹》这药，是怎么制成的吗？甲：不知道。乙：告诉你吧，《追命还魂丹》这药哇，是从甲鱼蛋里提炼出来的！甲：甲鱼蛋？乙：就是老百姓所说的王八。甲：哦！懂了，你这药是从王八蛋里提炼出来的！对吧？乙：差不多可以这么说！甲：这王八蛋里能有啥好东西啊？乙：那我先问你：这王八的寿命长不长？甲：长！千年王八吗！乙：你再想一想，王八经常在水里生活，那么潮湿的地方，它为啥不得风湿病？甲：这我可说不好，它得不得湿病只有王八才知道！乙：你不是学医地，当然不知道了。告诉你吧，就是因为王八的体内含有一种风湿抗体！我们就是把这种抗体提炼出来，制成了《追命还魂丹》，这回你明白了吧？甲：哦！我活了大半辈子了，就知道王八蛋是个坏东西，没想到这年头王八蛋用处这么大！乙：你说对了，用处大的很呢！甲：你们的传单上写着：“先免费检测，后买药”。检测的地方在哪呀？乙：哦！我就是检测师，就在这里。甲：你？乙：怎么，还不相信我，我可是正规医学院毕业的啊，没看见我眼睛的度数这么大吗，都是学习学的啊！甲：我不是不相信你，可你没有眼镜，怎么检测呀？乙：我医疗技术精湛的很哪，没有眼镜也没有关系，卖药要紧哪，我是说呀，早吃药，早健康！免得夜长梦多吗！甲：好吧！那就开始吧，怎么检呢？乙：我们检测三个方面，然后给你一个诊断结果。你听我的就行了！甲：行！全听你的。乙：我先从你耳朵上采一滴血，看看你的血粘稠度！（乙摸着从抽屉里拿出一个盘，和一把小刀）把耳朵伸过来！甲：（嘴里不断的嘟囔）我看不把握。。。。。。好像不把握。。。。。。乙：别紧张！甲：傻子才能不紧张，取我的血又不是取你的！（甲慢慢的把头伸过去，乙用手摸着拽住了甲的耳朵）乙：我可要采血了啊，别动！（只听见，呀！的一声，甲的耳朵被乙割开了一个长口子，血不断地流出来）甲：大夫，刚才是我听错了吧！你是采一滴血，还是一斤血呀！乙：我不都告诉你别动了吗，你老哆嗦什么呀！甲：就你这眼神，谁都得哆嗦！乙：行了！血够了，赶紧用药布，把耳朵捂住，（甲接过药布捂住了耳朵嘴里还不住地说）甲：什么血够了，我看都多了！乙：现在你跪到床上去双手支撑，头冲西。看完血粘稠度，我再过去给你检测第二项。甲：（慢慢走到床边自语道：）我耳朵这个疼，什么冲东，冲西的。真不是个东西！乙：（过了一会，乙摸索着来到了床前，摸着甲的屁股说道）抬起点！（甲把臀部向上抬了抬）这老头带这么大一个口罩干嘛呀，脸也够大的了！把口罩拿下来！甲：口罩？我没带口罩哇，大夫你搞错了！那是我屁股，脑袋在这边哪！乙：你看你，我不告诉你头冲西吗，你怎么把屁股冲西啦！（乙摸到甲的头部，按了几下甲的颈椎，对甲说）你现在说，啊！甲：（甲用颤抖的声音说）啊！乙：（乙狠狠的说了一句）太严重了！甲：（甲问大夫道）大夫，风湿病好像不是这么检查吧？乙：听我的没错！下来吧。甲：（甲从床上慢慢下来嘴里说道）还没错呢，脸和屁股都分不清！乙：到这来，我给你把把脉。把左手伸过来！甲：大夫，我左手不行。乙：我说行就行，就要左手。你没听说过男左女右吗！（甲，没办法伸出了左胳膊，乙，一边号脉一边问道）你风湿多少年了？甲：哎呀，我这风湿病可有年头了！很小的时候我母亲就说我有风湿病，刮风下雨我这腿疼的厉害呀！年龄越大这病就越严重了！乙：哦，行了，通过刚才的检查，再通过我对你的把脉，我已经了解了你的病情啦！甲：那我诊断究竟是啥病啊？乙：凭我多年经验，以及你得病时间的长短，我可以断定你得的是典型的，“先天性产后风湿”！甲：啊！那你从我的脉络上看呢？乙：你的脉络很不平稳，赶紧服用《追命还魂丹》吧！保证你不会再疼了！甲：那要是还疼呢？乙：那你就继续吃，保证！总有一天疼痛会慢慢消失！甲：我明白了，你是说死了就不疼了！乙：这是什么话！甲：大夫，你真不愧神医，我太佩服你了，刚才你给我把脉的胳膊是假肢！（甲转身往外走，嘴里不住的说）王八蛋里能提炼出什么好东西！我看你和你的药品都一样，都是从王八蛋里提炼出来的！乙：老同志！我还没说完呢。。。。。。！
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小品
英文翻译：sketch
[例句]
A natural comedian from his early days performing in revue sketches at the Edinburgh festival, Grant adopts an ironic tone about his work as well as his personal life.
在早期的爱丁堡艺术节讽刺小品中，格兰特已经展现出喜剧天才。 对工作和生活，他都极尽自嘲。
相声
英文翻译：cross talk
[例句]
Our performances are different to the cross talk performed in theatres, Li says.
我们的表演与剧场相声有所不同，他说。
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