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赵本山:带钱了,三万,带包没有啊 we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse? 毛毛:我落在炕上了 I left it on the brick bed. 赵本山:给你办事,还落在炕上了 I do business to you,but you left it? 毛毛:兜里才70多元 I only have seventy yuan. 赵本山:我还有400 Here is 400 yuan. 毛毛:也不够啊 it's not enough. 赵本山:够不够都可以的 it doesn't matter. 赵本山:服务员 waiterss ! 小沈阳:你管谁叫姑娘,我是纯爷们 girl? I'm a real man.赵本山:怎么穿裙子 why do you wear a skirt? 小沈阳:也不是裙子,这是七分裤,这有腿的,着急穿错了, it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry .may I take your order? 赵本山:yes. 赵本山:你们这个酒店,如果要吃一顿饭,要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱 I want to know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes. 小沈阳:要一、二万元 about ten or twenty thousand yuan. 赵本山:是否有这样的情况,今天吃饭明天来结帐 can I have meals today but pay tomorrow? 小沈阳:打白条 owe the money? 赵本山:不是打白条,给你小费 no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.so many tips I have money. 小沈阳:大爷,你太帅了 uncle,I LOVE YOU . 赵本山:客人来了,我点菜的时候你要给我兜着,我要点贵菜 When The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I want to order a dear dish…… 小沈阳:我就说没有 I say not have? 赵本山:你太明白了 you are so clever. 毛毛:爷爷,我饿了 grandpa,I'm hungry赵本山:给我来碗面条 take me a bowl of noodles. 小沈阳:78元一碗 78 yuan. 毛毛 :do you have the cheaper? 小沈阳: this is the cheapest, 赵本山:ok ,please 小沈阳: here is the noodle 毛毛:爷爷有一点咸了, it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee 赵本山:给她搞一碗白开水, give her some water. we first try to act to order the dish 小沈阳:ok 赵本山:澳洲鲍鱼四只 Four Ausrialia’s abalones. 小沈阳:对不起没有。 Sorry , we haven’t the dish. 毛毛:I like Ausrialia ‘s lobster. 赵本山:澳洲龙虾 Ausrialia ‘s lobster. 小沈阳:没有那么大的 We haven’t such a big one . 赵本山:有多大的。 H ow much do you have? 小沈阳:只有一斤的。 about one kilo 赵本山:这个太小了,糖醋排骨 This is too small .sweet and sour spareribs 毛毛:oh it’s great.i like 小沈阳:no have spareribs 赵本山:有还是没有啊 have or not? 小沈阳:没有的。 no. 赵本山:来民间的,孩子,来一个小野鸡炖蘑菇 let's take some local dishes,boy, small pheasant stews the mushroom 小沈阳:没有 not have 赵本山:这个可以有 this can have 小沈阳:这个真没有 really not赵本山:把带来的拿过来 take it mao:把这个炖了,点一个笨鸡蛋 stew it,take a heavy egg 小沈阳:没有 not have 赵本山:我有 I have 小沈阳:有没有,你心里没有数吗, aren't you clear whether we have? . 赵本山: I ordered abalones and lobster,you don't have.

英文小品三人幽默

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我是一只喵

BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey! DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest. BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself! DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that. BOSSY: You old witch! DAISY (cry):Help! NOISY: Shall we go to the park? LAZY: Good idea! CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first. LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him. LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY:……… LAZY: You look so handsome today… LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world. BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead. DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here. NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework. DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes. LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself! CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid! LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF! CRAZY: What! I… BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one—— DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema. BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away. NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles. LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up! BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil! LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together. DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

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呼伦小贝尔

道具:两把玩具枪。人数:五名男生,三名女生(其中一名稍胖)出场人物:喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf情节对话:(喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起;灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽)喜:What can we play today?美:We have nothing to play.It’s dull!懒:I have a good idea. (睡意朦胧)喜、沸:What idea do you have? (好奇)懒:Let’s sleep! (自信满满)暖、慢:Oh,no!You are very lazy!(无奈指责)灰:Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!(灰太狼小声→大声,出现在羊面前)美:Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! (惊恐了一大跳)(羊们开始逃跑,灰太狼追着美羊羊)灰:Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!(灰太狼紧追美羊羊)美:Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! (神情紧张)灰:It’s too late!My favourite goat.(十分贪婪,并抓住了美羊羊)喜:Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!(灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后,又开始抓其它羊)懒:Don’t touch me!Help me!(也神情紧张)灰:Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha!(灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊,美羊羊走向狼堡,最后进入了狼堡)-------------------地点转换(在狼堡)----------------------------红:Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! (激动)灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,I’m looking forward to eating goats the first(灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊)-----------------------地点转换(在青青草原)----------------------慢:What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! (着急)沸:Pleasant goat!Find a way!喜:There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!暖:What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !(表现出害怕的样子)慢:Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. (慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊)喜:That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! (握住拳头)暖,沸:Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! ( 气势磅礴)(喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去;灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋)-----------------------地点转换(在狼堡)---------------------------红:Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! (贪婪野蛮)美:Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! ......

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