嘟嘟07179
【7人英文话剧】花木兰 MulanSummary: Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers. Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater. During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier. In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter. Scene INarrator： Long time age, ther was a war in China... 德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋： Your land?....Hey , he says this is his land.土酋: We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire! Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. 路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat....Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat? Pat:Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing..Mulan:Look!Pat:What...Mulan: My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?Mulan:What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father. Mulan:But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan： Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. Scene II Narrator: Mulan began her life in the army. 报到 士兵: Hey, don't cut in. Line up. 士兵: Attention! This is our general, Li Shang. Li Shang: I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s. 士兵: The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." Li Shang: The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."----understand? 士兵: Yes! Li Shang: Good!...Dismissed. 士兵领队: Soldiers, follow me! 士兵: 嘿咻..Mulan:Ouch! 士兵: Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 士兵: You are a sissy boy:Sissy boy. 士兵: Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? 众: Ha, ha, ha! Li Shang: Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat! Li Shang: Are you O.K.? Mulan: I'm all right. Li Shang: Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. Mulan: He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 士兵: Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner. 士兵: Oh..food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away! Li Shang: 唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang: This is for you. Mulan: Thank you. Sir! Li Shang: Go and eat there. Mulan: He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger. (士兵举重比赛) Narrator: After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups. Narrator: After a few months of hard training... 罗卜兵: Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again. Li Shang: What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight. 兵: Fight! Mulan: Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys? 罗卜兵: They..are..fighting!Mulan: What!--Guys! Wait for me!
jiangyue514悦兔
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
天壹老师
10个人的没有 7个人的倒是有一个口语课的年终短剧我们七个男生表演的是TITANIC，我演的是ROSE本人182大个，还有我们寝室老小，195大个演的Jack， 你们看看乱搞就行了，我们是说JACK和他的朋友们抢劫上的船，后来又偶遇ROSE，然后发生感情，最后跳船要表现出来，还有就是那个精典的动作一定要有，最好上网下点音乐。也挺好，一定注意要恶搞精典电影，一定是外国人都知道的电影，这才有效果，那时，我们的成绩全都是9,8分呢。
李哈尼尼
Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------
场景一
（绿色花园街）
（在繁忙时间，拥挤的街道时，格林先生是开车过去的红灯，突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...）
蓝小姐：噢！这是你，格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗？
格林先生：你看，我是马路对面驾驶！哇！有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕。
蓝小姐：我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕，你应该赔偿我。
（虽然他们争吵，后来，警察来。）
警察：什么事？
格林先生：她撞到我的车！
蓝小姐：不！这是他自己开车过去的红灯...
（再次争吵...）
警察：任何一个受到损害？
格林先生：我感到头痛，脚酸痛，疼痛非常。
蓝小姐：我也很痛。
（他们都痛苦地悼念...）
警察：那我就打电话叫救护车（OEOE ...).
（蓝天医院紧急）
（救护车送他们到医院）
护士：是谁受伤？
（他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...）
护士：你叫什么名字，先生？
格林先生：叫我民进党绿色。
护士：（不愉快的表情）哦！转到角落，坐在那里。
格林先生：但是... （护士中断）
护士：去吧！不要说任何话.....你叫什么名字，小姐？
蓝小姐：我的名字是国民党的蓝色。
护士：（温柔微笑）哦，小姐这边请。请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何？
蓝小姐：噢！我很痛...
护士：好！我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次，然后医生会在治疗一段时间你。
（格林先生过来要求治疗，但拒绝）
格林先生：护士，我觉得...一..
护士：等待在那里，你没有听到我吗？
（格林先生追溯到无奈，医生在这个时候来了...）
护士：年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝。
医生：好吧！喔...你好吗，小姐？
蓝小姐：我有一车祸，我很痛...
医生：（检查）它是确定...不要担心。我会给你一些药。你会很快好起来......
蓝小姐：谢谢你，医生..
（吴蓝叶。）
医生：下一个。 （来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录），你被称为民进党绿色！
格林先生：是啊！任何与该问题？
医生：嗯...（考虑）民进党绿色（提高了声音）？有什么问题吗？
格林先生：我都很酸痛，头痛，牙痛及足部疼痛（医生他不耐烦地打断）...
医生：一..一..我明白了，林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...
格林先生：什么？打针？
（护士拿出注射器）
护士：你想去哪儿投放？
（格林先生是害怕和颤抖...）
格林先生：嗯，医生... ...我不痛了，一..我不想离开。
护士：等待！不要去...
（护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室）
格林先生：哇！ ......这伤害了！
（蓝小姐出去了急诊室，但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去。）
-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------
场景三
（台湾府）
（他们都回家，然后打开门，进了屋子走在同一时间...）
女儿：爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩？爸爸，你脸色苍白。妈妈，你看起来可怕，太。
格林先生：我不会这样，如果不是你们的母亲...
蓝小姐：什么！这是你父亲的过错，他指责我厚颜无耻的...
（女儿是寒冷，耸耸肩，然后看电视）
女儿：哦！我明白。即使总统选举以来，就没有我们家的和平。
（他们两人都还争吵....)
优质英语培训问答知识库
