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咱们的车出了点“小问题” Honey, Weve got a little car trouble 咱们的车出了点“小问题” A wrfe said to her husband, "Weve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburstor . "The husband exclaimed, "Water in the carburetor ? Thats ridiculous!"The wife repeated, "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor. The husband said, "But you dont even know what a carburetor is Wheres the car? And the wife replied, "ln the swimming pooll" 有位太太对先生说：“我们的车子出问题了!化油器进水了。”先生说：“化油器进水?真是荒谬!”太太重复道：“我告诉你，车子的化油墨进水了!”先生说：“可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊l车子在哪儿?”太太回答：“游泳池里!” 双语笑话 同样的服务 The same service 同样的服务 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. 有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。 "When I was first married, I was very happy. ld come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everythings changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me." "新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。” "I dont know what youre complaining about ,"said the counselor, "Youre still getting the same service." “我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顾问说，“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。” 英语幽默笑话：出什么问题了 英语幽默笑话：出什么问题了 What was wrong ? 出什么问题了？ When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered，"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car." 当我刚搬到加州住的时候，我对地震极为紧张。而我那位在加州土生土长的朋友丽莎却对此完全无动于衷.我记得有一次我们在等红灯的时候，她的'本田车开始抖动起来。她看起来很担心，直到我结结巴巴地说：“我想我们是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口气说道，“谢天谢地，我还以为是我的车出问题了。” 英语幽默笑话：肉食部 英语幽默笑话：肉食部 The meat department 肉食部 My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket. 我的办公室设在由超市改装过的一座大厦里。 One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“ 有一天，我听见前台秘书在电话里描述我们的位置。她说：“记得老杂货店吗？你能在肉食部找到我们。” 单词&词组 direction light 向灯 optimist 乐观主义者 perimist 悲观主义者 brag about 对…自夸：吹嘘… observe 观察：研究 outfit 全套装备，全套工具 remodel 比重建 department 部，部门 知道不知道 汽车部件名词术语 引擎盖-bonnet：hood 后备箱- boot；trunk 挡泥板-mudflap 轮胎- tyre：tire 后视镜（车内中央，矩形的）- rearview mirror 方向盘-steering wheel 安全带-seat belt 变速杆（排挡）-gear shift，shift lever 手刹车-hand-brake lever 脚刹车（踏板）-brake pedal 油门（踏板）-accelerator pedal 离合器（踏板）-clutch pedal 英语幽默笑话故事：百万富翁 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事 Millionaire 百万富翁 CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me." CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。 Assistant: "What were you before?“ 助手：以前你是什么？ CEO:”a multimillionaire.“ CEO：千万宣翁。 英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫 英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫 An absent-minded husband 心不在焉的丈夫 I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded. 我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时， 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。 “Why are you so nervous?"I asked him. ”你为什么那么紧张呢？“我问他。 "The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed. “密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”

In modern society, a large number of well-trained occupational secretaries with distinguished capacities are needed. Business owners and professional managers are beginning to realize the importance ofsocial labor division. Only with the assistance of the secretary can a boss engage in business and management more effectively.As a remarable occupation, secretary is undoubtedly the model of professional norms.His words and manners not only represents the corporate image, but also have great influence over personnel in the working environment. One can tell from the performance of the secretary the company's and his superior's quality characteristics. hence, to build a secretaty's image is indespensible. The professional image of a secretary nowadays refers to the impression before the public, a professional attitde , knowledge , skills reflected by your behaviors. in the meantime,it is the way you communicate with society,and make yourself accepted. A good professional image can not only enhance an individual's brand value, but also improve one's professional self-confidence.supplement(补充）：this article will illustrate the regulations and norns of a secretary in the three aspects of Deportment, grooming,and appearance.

每年在不列颠， 都有超过40000高中生经商。 每一笔生意做一年。 当他们刚开始做生意时，他们从朋友和家长那里借钱。 到了年终， 借给他们钱的人， 会得到一部分的利润。 做生意时很难得， 但是他们总是会得到老师和一些生意人的建议。这些学生自己， 会组织经商小组。通常5到7个学生一组。他们之中一个是管理员， 一个是会计。 他们可能会买一些T恤衫， 光盘， 画书，电脑游戏等。大部分经商小组可以赚1000到3000英镑的利润， 有的经商小组可以赚到两到三万英镑。 他们可以用赚到的钱做任何事， 但是重要的是不可以浪费这些钱。 大部分学生都和喜欢经商， 并且所有的学生都说他们从中学到了很多东西。

八点半我到办公室准备开始工作。当电脑正在登陆的时候，我喝了早茶并快速浏览了报纸。今天，我得准备一些报告。我打字速度有点慢，所以我特别后悔在学校的时候没有好好练习。我盯着屏幕的同时我得告诉我同事数据。这是两个屏幕的电脑。说实话，我在来这工作之前，我听说过这个东西但是从来没用过。吃完一顿美餐之后再回去工作往往很困难。有一些强度比较大的工作在等着我去做。我得为下午四点的会议做准备。当我完成报告相关的工作后，已经六点半了。我列了一张明天要做的工作内容的表然后就离开办公室了。