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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.The bartender asks "He can drink?" "Oh, sure. He can drink." So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?" The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?" The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!" The story of a very short man
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How Did the Kitten Die? A small child was giving a bath to a thiny kitten in the garden. Anold lady passing by shid,"sonny,you shouldn'tbathe a kitty in cold water. He'll get sick and die." But the oy went on with his job, barely listening to her.Two hours later.the lady was retruning when she saw the boy sitting on the ground and crying,with the dead kitten lying beside him. "But Auntie,he didn't die because I washed him:he died when Iwas wringing him dry" 小猫是怎么死的 一个小孩在花园里给一只小猫洗澡。一位上了年纪的女士从旁边经过，说道：“小家伙，你不该在凉水中给小猫洗澡。他会生病的，甚至可能会死。” 可是，小男孩继续给小猫洗澡，几乎对那位女士置之不理。两个小时后，那位女士返回时，看见那个男孩坐在地上哭泣，小猫躺在他的身旁，死了。 “小家伙，我刚才不是告诉过你吗，如果你在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会死的。” “可是，阿姨，他不是因为我给他洗澡死的；当我把它拧干时，它就死了。”
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The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
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