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发原稿？好的。羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）Characters:Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, DabaoMr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.Act I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!Dabao: (change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?Taxi----! Taxi----!Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)How do you know it?Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!Act IIMr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Two: What a familiar face.Two: It’s you!Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.How is your business?Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great! Have you……Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao: (shows the receipt )Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)Dabao, See you tomorrow.Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.The End
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SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
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《萤火虫找朋友》旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼，在草丛里飞来飞去，他在干什么呢？萤火虫（石头饰）上：我在找朋友，我想和朋友们一起玩。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声。他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蝴蝶（妈妈饰），萤火虫就叫：“小蝴蝶，小蝴蝶”小蝴蝶停下来，问：“干什么？”萤火虫说：“你愿意做我的好朋友吗？”小蝴蝶回答：“我愿意！”萤火虫高兴地说：“那你就和我一起玩吧！”小蝴蝶说：“好的，一会儿我就跟你一起玩。现在我要帮妈妈去找小弟弟。你来得正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”说完他提着灯笼飞走了。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声，他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蚂蚁（妈妈饰）。小蚂蚁背着一个大口袋，一直往前跑。萤火虫就叫：“小蚂蚁！小蚂蚁！”小蚂蚁问：“干吗呀？”萤火虫说：“你愿意作我的好朋友吗？”小蚂蚁说：“我愿意。”萤火虫说：“那你就跟我一起玩吧！”小蚂蚁说：“一会儿我就跟你玩，现在我要把东西送回家。我迷路了，你来的正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”他说完就又提着小灯笼飞走了。萤火虫继续飞呀飞旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼在草丛里飞来飞去。他在干吗呀？他在找朋友。为什么他老找不到朋友呢？O.S:It's a sunmmer evening,there is a firefly flying around with his lantern. He is flying and flying ,what is he doing?firefly:I am looking for a friend,I want to play with my good friends
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搞笑英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》（英语5人搞笑微电影剧本）演员：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白—— 编剧： 摄影： 后期制作： 插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到， 拍摄）旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）C:It's up to you .(看着A）D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）A：go on ，please（请求语气）D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。（得意）A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，她说（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，， 拍）旁白：Now, she said现在，她说赵雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。赵雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’（切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很开心）B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑）A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）B：OK，now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。(切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方， 拍摄，）B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？” B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：田："So, you want to switch seats?"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）B：so, i got it,(对C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it‘s your turnC: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。（切至场景四，某空地， 拍摄）： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” （转身要走），双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来， ，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”（切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑）B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D）only you leftD:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。 （切场景五，至 教室， 拍摄）D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。（ 轩演教授， 坐中间， 演学生，考试时， 左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时， 左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。走到那个 旁，田：”here are your test and $64 change“这是你的试卷还有64块钱的找零。（邱大囧）（切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋）D:well,my treat(很无奈）OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开）（ABC终于放声大笑，落幕）原网址
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人物：团支书，小艾，小玲，小伍 场景：教室 团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同胞们，同。。。同。。。同什么们！请大家听我说一句！ 三人：说吧。 团支书：你们听不听啊？ 三人：听着呢！ 团支书：真的听？ 三人：真的! 团支书：确定？ 三人：确定。 团支书：不反悔？ 三人：不反悔。 团支书：你们是认真的？没骗我？ 三人：你说不说啊？ 团支书：噢，我开始说了！----我要说什么来的？ 三人晕倒。 团支书：啊！！！对了！ 三人坐起。 团支书：我真的忘了我要说什么！ 三人又晕倒。 团支书：好了，言归传正，你们再不能醉死梦生了！你们一定要自强不息，自告奋勇，自，自，自。。。好好改过，抵制日货！ 小玲：这都什么乱七八糟的！ 团支书：小玲！你为什么上课要睡觉？ 小玲：我困故我睡！ 团支书：你为什么不在宿舍睡？ 小玲：我也想啊！可老师不让走！ 团支书：你就不能下课睡？ 小玲：我下课了也睡！ 团支书：那你晚上做什么？ 小玲：你晚上做什么？ 团支书：睡觉啊！ 小玲：我们这个习性一样！ 团支书：你除了睡觉还做什么？ 小玲：很重要的事！----吃饭！ 团支书：那学习怎么办？ 小玲：我也想咨询这个问题呢！ 团支书：同学！请端正态度！为什么一天到晚都睡觉？ 小玲：是啊！ 团支书：就不能一晚到天睡吗？ 小玲晕倒。 小艾：哈哈哈！ 团支书：小艾，你怎么总是玩游戏？ 小艾：心理需要！ 团支书：游戏有什么好玩的？课余时间玩玩就算了！最瞧不起你们这些玩游戏的，一点技术含量没有！告诉你老师很生气，后果很严重！ 小伍：哈哈，你又挂了！ 团支书：还有你小伍！ 小伍：有！ 团支书：看看你一天，除了找女生约会，喝茶散步，这成绩都被你泡进去值得吗？ 小伍：是啊！前途无靓啊！---无靓女！ 团支书：是前途无亮了，――无光亮！ 同学们，同窗们，同志们，同――― 三人：你就直说吧！ 团支书：同什么们！ 三人晕倒。 团支书：燃烧我们的青春吧！ 小玲：没火柴！ 团支书：努力奋进吧！ 小艾：没力气！ 团支书：抛弃你们的坏习惯！ 小伍：它不抛弃我！ 团支书：来来来，我们一起用功吧！ 三人趴下：唉！ 团支书：打起神精来，抓紧时间，让我们―――― 下课铃响。 团支书：――――吃饭去！ 三人：耶！ 团支书：你们怎么可以这样啊？你们这样对得起党，对得起国家，对得起人民，对得起你们老母吗？对得起------我吗？ 小艾若有所感：妈！ 团支书：哎！ 小艾：占我便宜！ 团支书：纯属意外！music! (<魔法风>之类抒情曲) 小玲：其实，我也不是那么想睡觉！睡了，只是为了逃避现实！睡了，就看不见讲课的老师，看不见认真的同学，什么也不用想，什么也不用思考！我也想学习，但总觉得，想休息。。。 其他三人鼓掌。 小艾：说真的，我也不一定要玩游戏。是因为觉得学的好累，又学不好，只是想借游戏来麻痹自己！越是苦闷，越是玩游戏，游戏中我是王者，给了我暂时的快乐，但是成绩也越差。成绩越差，又越苦闷！ 其他三人鼓掌。 小伍：说实在的，我对爱情确实有许多的渴望。想体会月上柳梢头，人约黄昏后的浪漫，也为了逃避学习而找借口！一旦放松自己，人也懒散了，更不想学习了。 三人鼓掌。 团支书：我想我明白你们的心情，你们是走入了心灵的阴影！所以我想拉你们一把！作为团支书，帮助你们是我的责任!作为同学，我更希望掉队的同学归队！ （音乐停！）因为我们来到同一个集体，从那一天起，我们就是一家人了！（音乐《因为我们是一家人》） 团支书：好！也许你们一时间无法适应，但我会一直帮助你们，指导你们，引诱你们！ 三人：啊？ 团支书：不！引导你们!诱惑你们！ 三人：哎？ 团支书：总而之言一句话，大家一起努力吧！ 三人：fightting！ 几个人一块努力学习，互相帮助，下。 小玲：在团支书的帮助下，我终于明白了三万六千日，夜夜当秉烛！我的成绩，终于出现了（拿出牌子！）优！ （唱）我喜欢酸的甜这就是真的我，重修班的门从此不再来，多么美好的世界，等待着我去发现！ 小艾：（夹着书）自从我不再打游戏，轻轻松松过四级，现在我努力学英语，目标：―――第一！ （唱）呵呵哈hi快别再打游戏！呵呵哈hi快别再打游戏！重修天王的招牌，被我一脚踢开！ 小伍：书中自有颜如玉，书中自有。。。还是颜如玉！自从有了书的陪伴，我空虚的心灵终于被填满！我挥一挥衣袖，不再接一份重修单！ （唱）我要变成童话里努力的那个孩子，不再重修快快乐乐地学习！ 团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同――――怎么都走光了？同什么们！你们终于成为优秀团员啦！要继续努力，永不放弃啊！ 三人：谢啦！同什么们！
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