英语语言趣闻作文

讲一个小故事吧，我自己写的，日常会发生的，不过这个题材可能在阅书上有过类似的。难度和字数比较符合要求。 One day, Tom woke up in the morning, he looked at the calender . It was the 30th , May. Then, he looked at a clock, it was already 8 am. He got up in a hurry. He thought he would be late for school. He had no time for breakfast, so he brought some food and went to school quickly by bike.When he arrived at the school gate, he found the gate was closed. He stood there for a second, then, he realized it was Sunday. He laughed at himself. What a stupid mistake he had made! 大概意思Tom起床发现自己睡过了，然后急匆匆地去学校才发现今天是星期天。

相关的资料给你做参考吧，但不是你要交的作文哦，还是自己试着写一些呵呵。Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one dumbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart. Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . . In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

童年如画，画里有鲜艳的色彩；童年如诗，诗里有丰富的语言；童年如歌，歌里有优美的旋律；童年如梦，梦里有我多彩的童年。记得有一次，爸爸妈妈去上班了，只留下我一个人。我闷得慌，就拿起杂志津津有味地看起来。一页，两页，我像一匹恶狼，贪婪地看着。“咦？这个姐姐的头发好漂亮哦！”我不禁赞叹道。一个大胆又奇异的念头闪现在我的脑海里：给自己一个当理发师机会，剪一个漂亮的发型吧！我抵挡不住漂亮的诱惑，拿着杂志和剪刀走到了镜子面前，照着书，有模有样地剪了起来。这儿一刀，嗯——不好看，那儿一刀，嗯——也不好看，就这样，这儿一刀，那儿一刀……几个小时过去了，我原本飘逸的长发，现在被我剪得像扫帚似的，乱糟糟的一团。爸爸妈妈回到家后，被我的发型吓得大叫：“啊——”那声音都快把街坊四邻都吵醒了。“走走走走走，我现在就带你上理发店。”妈妈拉起我的手就朝门口走去。“不嘛，不嘛。”我撒娇地说。就这样，我被拖到了理发店。童年的趣事，像一颗颗珍珠，点缀着我们的人生。童年是短暂的，却又是精彩的。啊。童年，趣事一箩筐，说也说不完，让我们一起记住我们那充满欢笑的童年，记住那段令人回味的时光！ 童年，并不需要太多华丽的辞藻来赞美，只因这是天真的童年；童年，并不需要太多的时间来怀念，只因这是藏在我心底的童年；童年，并不需要太多的人来跟我分享，只因这是属于我的童年。 The picturesque childhood, bright-coloured colour is in the picture; Childhood, such as poetry, poetry is rich in language; Childhood like song, song with beautiful melody; Childhood is like a dream, the dream have I and colorful childhood.Remember once, mom and dad went to work, leaving only I a person. I bored with panic, he picked up a magazine look with relish. A page, page or two, I like a Wolf, and greed. \"Yi? The elder sister's hair is gorgeous!\" I can't help but admire. A bold and bizarre idea flashed in my mind: give yourself a chance when the barber, cut a beautiful hair style!!!!I resist the temptation of not beautiful, and scissors walked to the front of the mirror with his magazine, according to the book, she cut up. A knife here, uh, not good-looking, there is a knife, well - also not good-looking, so, here is a knife, there is a knife... Hours passed, I was elegant long hair, now is like a broom, I cut out a chaotic, confusing jumble. After mom and dad came home, my hairstyle is scared to shout loudly: \"oh,\" the voice is almost wake up the neighbours are. \"Walk walk walk, I will take you right now on the barber's.\" Mom took my hand toward the door. \"No, no.\" I play the woman to say. So, I was dragged to the barber shop.The fun of childhood, like seed pearls, dotted with our life. Childhood is short, it's wonderful. Ah. Childhood fun a laundry list, said also said not over, let's remember our childhood full of laughter and, remember that a memorable time!Childhood, do not need too much gorgeous words to praise, because this is naive childhood; Childhood, do not need too much time to miss, because it is hidden in my heart of childhood; Childhood, do not need too many people to share with me, because this is my childhood.

My childhoodI remember when I was six years old. Had many interesting things. Summer, I and small partners to play by the river. We took off our clothes swimwear. The "thump" sound jumped off the river, play can be interesting... Autumn, is the harvest season. Us fun orchard pick plump fruit, fruit big and sweet, we eat with appetite to eat. It was snowing, the high streets and back lanes are in vain. Winter is more interesting, in winter we skate on the river, the river became a skating rink in the winter of our. In the heavy snow in the snow snowball fights, snowmen, snowball. And more.童年趣事我记得六岁的时候。曾发生过许多有趣的事情。夏天，我和小伙伴一起到小河边玩耍。我们脱掉衣服换是泳装。“扑通”一声跳下小河、嬉戏......可有趣了。秋天，是丰收的季节。我们一起趣果园摘饱满的果子，果子又大又甜，我们津津有味地吃着。天下起了大雪，大街小巷都是白白茫茫的。冬天更有趣了，冬天我们在小河里溜冰，冬天的小河成了我们的溜冰场。在大雪纷飞的雪地里打雪杖、堆雪人、滚雪球。可又趣了。