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101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...? Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie? Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine! Be murky! Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't. Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? Ross: Sorry. Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? (Ross gestures his consent.) Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.) Monica: Rachel?! Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure! Ross: Hi.
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英语剧本：骄傲的孔雀（A proud peacock） 小松鼠：（软翻上）小猴：（围着小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。 森林音乐会将要开始了。You’d better go and prepare for it.你们最好快去做准备工作吧！小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？（准备前滚翻）狐狸：You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey! 我们走吧！小猴！小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert. I’ll be back soon.谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。我马上就回来。松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等会见！狐狸：See you later! （自言自语地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am! My colourfull feathers. 大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。 My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine? Oh! What are you saying? 美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？ 哦！你说什么？ Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don’t need any friends. My only friend is me. 我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I’m looking for you everywhere. 你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert. Would you like to join us?哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones. Look! Your ears are so long. 哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too. Do you think so?（对观众）他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。你们说呢？ 狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud. That’s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 虽然我们并不漂亮。We’ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend. And please take part in our concert.但我们会帮助你在你困难的时候，请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！We all like your dance.我们都喜欢你跳舞。孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones. And I’ll never need your helps.哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美丽的孔雀…… 孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more. You ugly fox. 你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。孔雀：（独白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly. Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?啊，阳光多好啊。 让我在这树下美美的睡上一觉。大灰狼：（自言自语）I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry. Those elves are staying together. 我太饿了。 我太饿了。 那些小精灵们团结的那么紧。 I hear they are having a forest concert today. I have no chance to catch them. 我听说他们又搞什么森林音乐会。 我连抓住他们的机会都没有。 I’m so hungry. Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree. What’s in it? Is there something for me? 我太饿了。 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？ Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock. I think I won’t be hungry any longer. 哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀。 我想我不会再饿肚子了。 Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious. 看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们定是美味的。孔雀：（惊吓的）Oh! My god. Who’s that? What are you doing for?哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？大灰狼：Aha! I’m your good friend. Don’t be afraid. 啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 别害怕。孔雀：I haven’t got any friends. 我从来没有朋友。大灰狼：That’s OK! Otherwise I’ll have no such a chance. 这就对了！否则的话我怎么会有这样的机会呢？孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。大灰狼：You are right. I’m so hungry. And you are my good dinner. 你说对了。 我太饿了。 你是我丰盛的午餐。孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..大灰狼：Don’t run away. My little dear! 别跑，我的小乖乖。 猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help! 听！谁在喊救命！狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 谁在喊救命？（幕内）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！松鼠：Perhaps it’s the peacock.好像是孔雀。猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends. Let’s go and help her quickly.哦，上帝啊！一只狼正在追赶她。 我的朋友们，让我们快去帮她。狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear! 我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！孔雀：Help! Help! (声音渐弱，倒下，狼正要扑过去)鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I’ll kill you. 滚开！小东西！滚开！要不我就杀了你。鹿：If you don’t want to die. You’d better leave here right now.如果你不想死的话。 你最好马上离开这儿。大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!饶了我吧！ 饶了我吧！鹿：Don’t bully us again. 以后不许再伤害我们的朋友。大灰狼：I won’t.! I won’t!不敢了！不敢了 ！孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 谢谢你！谢谢你！要不我早就死了。猴子：Don’t cry any more ! 别哭了。鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!让我给你检查一下，没事的。狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！ 美丽的孔雀，让我来帮助你。孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend. Let me give you my beautiful dance. 谢谢你们，让我成为你们的朋友吧！让我为你们表演最美的舞蹈。众：Welcome! Welcome ! 欢迎欢迎！鹿：Now let’s go and have our forest concert.现在让我们一起去开森林音乐会吧！众：Ok! Let’s go together! 好！我们走！
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SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞 人数的话你们够吗?
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