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(小沈阳)《不差钱》 （舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。） This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.) Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But it's very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter! 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 怕楼主不会英语捏! 采纳!
大宝想小宝
April Fool's Day 愚人节(N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王)N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？F: Ok, here.好的。给。U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!别来！别来！危险！D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？D1: What a pity!真可惜！N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.我来看看。或许我能呢。N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?好的，你让她笑了，现在让我们看看你的生辰八字，你哪天出生的？F: April 1.四月一日。K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!哦！多么棒的孩子！你知道我们国家的名字吗？我告诉你吧，叫“愚蠢世界”。非常适合你，对不？N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 结果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的过了一辈子直到死。这就是我们有这样的一个假日的缘由：“愚人节”。
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【7人英文话剧】花木兰 MulanSummary: Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers. Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater. During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier. In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter. Scene INarrator： Long time age, ther was a war in China... 德首:Get out. The land doesn't belong to you.土酋： Your land?....Hey , he says this is his land.土酋: We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire! Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. 路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do?陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat....Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat? Pat:Yes.使者:O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.Mulan:What's up? Daddy, you look so pale,Pat:Nothing..Mulan:Look!Pat:What...Mulan: My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do?路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do?Mulan:What can I do?Voice:You can go to the army instead of your father. Mulan:But I'm a girl.Voice:Why not? You look like a man.Mulan： Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. Scene II Narrator: Mulan began her life in the army. 报到 士兵: Hey, don't cut in. Line up. 士兵: Attention! This is our general, Li Shang. Li Shang: I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s. 士兵: The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." Li Shang: The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."----understand? 士兵: Yes! Li Shang: Good!...Dismissed. 士兵领队: Soldiers, follow me! 士兵: 嘿咻..Mulan:Ouch! 士兵: Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 士兵: You are a sissy boy:Sissy boy. 士兵: Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? 众: Ha, ha, ha! Li Shang: Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat! Li Shang: Are you O.K.? Mulan: I'm all right. Li Shang: Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. Mulan: He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 士兵: Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner. 士兵: Oh..food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away! Li Shang: 唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang: This is for you. Mulan: Thank you. Sir! Li Shang: Go and eat there. Mulan: He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger. (士兵举重比赛) Narrator: After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups. Narrator: After a few months of hard training... 罗卜兵: Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again. Li Shang: What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight. 兵: Fight! Mulan: Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys? 罗卜兵: They..are..fighting!Mulan: What!--Guys! Wait for me!
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