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《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!

英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:50 恒星英语学习网 恒星英语学习论坛 Favorite （第一幕）场景：森林（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、玉米、斧头、笛子）◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音乐（森林狂想曲）◎动物两边后台进场◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦跳跳进场对白： （人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、 鸟、精灵）旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.His name is Billy. He is toostupid, so he doesn't have anyfriends. He is always a lone,but he likes to go to the forest.There are many animals there.One day, the idiot goes to forest.There are birds, deers, rabbitsbeside him.Suddenly, There's a genius,Pookjumped to him.傻子：Hi ! The music is great.Would you please to teachingM me？【傻子作恳求状】精灵：Ok! No problem.But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.精灵：Do you like it?精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛傻子：This tree?精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.精灵：You can have it.This is a gift for you.傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦后十分惊喜】※下音乐（森林狂想曲）◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场（第二幕）场景：皇宫（道具：椅子、城墙、）（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱 、听 本文来自: 恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com) 详细出处参考：

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Summary: Long time ago, there was a war in China. The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before. However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke. Unfortunately, the odds were against China. So the king decide to recruit soldiers. Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen. Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater. During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her. After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier. In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter. Scene I Narrator: Long time age, ther was a war in China..... 德首: Get out. The land doesn't belong to you. 土酋: Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land. 土酋: We just get our land back. 德首: Go to hell, you barbarians. 土酋: Attack! 德首: Fire! Kill them all. 德首: Just wait and see. My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. 路人甲: Your majesty, we are losing. What can we do? 陛下: Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on. Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers. 使者: Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat? Pat: Yes. 使者: O.K. I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully. Mulan: What's up? Daddy, you look so pale, Pat: Nothing.... Mulan: Look! Pat: What...... Mulan: My father is dying. My brother is too young. What can I do? 路人甲乙丙丁: What can she do? Mulan: What can I do? Voice: You can go to the army instead of your father. Mulan: But I'm a girl. Voice: Why not? You look like a man. Mulan: Right! Good idea! I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country. Scene II Narrator: Mulan began her life in the army. 报到 士兵: Hey, don't cut in. Line up. 士兵: Attention! This is our general, Li Shang. Li Shang: I just want you to follow three "A"s. Thell them what three "A"s. 士兵: The three "A"s are "Apple, airplane, adult video." Li Shang: The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand? 士兵: Yes! Li Shang: Good!....Dismissed. 士兵领队: Soldiers, follow me! 士兵: 嘿咻..... Mulan: Ouch!本文转子: 小品剧本,视频小品,免费电影,个人简历 士兵: Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 士兵: You are a sissy boy.-------众:Sissy boy. 士兵: Look! He is so thin and so weak. How can our country depend on him? 众: Ha, ha, ha! Li Shang: Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat! Li Shang: Are you O.K.? Mulan: I'm all right. Li Shang: Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree. Mulan: He is really a good guy. I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him. 士兵: Hey! Soldiers. It's time for dinner. 士兵: Oh....food! Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you. Get away! Li Shang: 唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang: This is for you. Mulan: Thank you. Sir! Li Shang: Go and eat there. Mulan: He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger. (士兵举重比赛) Narrator: After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself. She lifted weights and did push-ups. Narrator: After a few months of hard training........ 罗卜兵: Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again. Li Shang: What? Those barbarians are returning? hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight. 兵: Fight! Mulan: Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the other guys? 罗卜兵: They....are...fighting! Mulan: What!--Guys! Wait for me! Scene III Li Shang: Do you still remmeber General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Shang. 土酋: I've killed too many people. It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon. Li Shang: Ha! You talk too much, you ugly barbarian. Now it is my chance to take revenge on you. 土酋: You? Ha, ha, ha. impossible! Li Shang: Watch out, I'll kill you all. 土酋: Oh yeah? You're still wet behind the ears. How can you bear us and kill us all? You are dreaming. Li Shang: Just wait and see if I can't. Soldiers, fire! 土酋: My brave soldiers, go! Ha, ha, ha. Now you are under my control. Surrender? Li Shang: Just kill me. I'd rather die thatn surrender. Mulan: Are youall right? 土酋: Do you look down uponme? Ge him! Get him now! 土酋: It...it is impossible. Mulan: Li, I'm sorry. Li Shang: Why did you kiss me? Are you a gay? Mulan: No. In fact, I am a girl. Li Shang: According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that? Mulan: I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision. Li Shang: Hum.....I'll try to save you. 陛下: My brave soldiers. Congraduations! We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang. You deserve a good reward. Come ahead, my hero! Tell me what you want. Li Shang: I want nothing except the soldier's life. She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country. 陛下: She is heroine. Oh, I just can't wait to see her. Li Shang: This is her. She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law. 陛下: Why should I kill her? She has beome a good example for our people. I should reward her instead of killing her. Mulan: Thank you, your majesty. Li Shang: Though this is a sudden proposal, would you mary me? Mulan: I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. will you go to my hometown with me? Li Shang: Of course, dear. Mulan: Let's go. Mulan: Father, I'm back. Pat: Mulan, it's really you? Mulan: Yes, it's a long time. Kid: Sis, we are missing you everyday. Mulan: Oh, my brother. You are grown up. Pat: Who is the gentleman? Mulan: This is General Li. Li Shang: Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter? Pat: Of course. When are you going to get married? Li Shang: Soon.本文转子: 小品剧本,视频小品,免费电影,个人简历 Pat: How soon? Li Shang: How about now? 众: Great!

Net Friend 互联网交友Summary: Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then... Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net. Scene I (In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you? (Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down) Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today! Jessie: Thanks! Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it? (Jessie didn't say anything..) Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch. (He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.) Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone! (Bill stood up and walked toward Carol. Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her) Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill wanted Carol to eat his food) Carol: No. Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.) Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt! Bill: I'm sorry! Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy! (Carol went away.) Bill: Did I do something wrong? (He talked to himself) Scene II (In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net) Bill: Sis.... Bill: Hillary! Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me? (Bill didn't say a word.) Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened? Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me! Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong. Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend? Hillary: Girlfriend? Bill: Yeah. Hillary: Let me see what I can do. Bill: So, can you help me? Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you. Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll! (At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.) Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend! Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news! (Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.) Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet! (She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...) Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica! (A little bit surprised) Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her. Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you! Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you? Hillary: Me three Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person! Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you? Monica: Yes, I am. Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl. Monica: And you? Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy" Monica: Which school club are you in? Hillary: Computer Information Club. Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert! Hillary: You can say that again. Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them? Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure! ( .....Two hours later .....) Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you. Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too. IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time? Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again. Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye! Monica: Bye! Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school. (At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room. She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door) Dad：Darling，someone is knocking the door.Mom: I'm coming! Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some? Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do. Mom: What are you busy doing? Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend. Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me. (Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary) Monica: Hello! Bill! Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today? Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day! Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him? Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you! Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend? Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you? Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can. Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you. Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you! Monica: Ok! See you Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it! Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news! ScenceIII (At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica. A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill) Monica: Hi... Are you Bill? Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica? Monica: Yeah.. that's right. Bill: You look great! Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table! Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things. (They found a table and began talking.) Monica: Bill! Bill: Monica! Bill: Oh! Lady first! Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report? Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that? Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that? Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife. Monica: A knife? Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything. Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week? Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one? Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man? Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero. Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish? Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it! Monica: And~~it's delicious, right? Bill: You got it! It's very delicious! Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you? Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L" Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake? Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary. Monica: Are you kidding me? Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other. Monica: That means both of you tricked me? Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea. Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry) Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time! Scence IV (Monica left McDonald angrily) (At Monica's room, again.) Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to. (She looked around and saw the time) Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time." (She turned on the TV) Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend? Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica. Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us? Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous. Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now. (Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net) Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you? Monica: Oh! No! Not again! (Lights out)