小蘑菇少吃点
A little bird fly to south for the winter . It was very cold , almost frozen bird . Hence , fly to a large space , after a cow there , in a pile of cow dung upon the bird , frozen bird lying on the dunghill , feel very warm , gradually recovered , it is warm and comfortable lying , and soon began to sing songsWeak forces of good and evil was expelled to the sky . Asked Zeus is good at , how can we return to earth to . Zeus told him that we should not and go , one by one of the world to visit it .
暖暖烛光2016
A Boy and His TreeA long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.Time went by…The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.One day, the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.“I am no longer a kid, I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money to buy them.” “Sorry, but I don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn’t come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I don’t have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I don’t have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn’t appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me!” the tree said.“I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” “Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you.” the tree said. “ I don’t have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you something…the only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad… When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.很久以前有一棵苹果树。一个小男孩每天都喜欢来到树旁玩耍。他爬到树顶,吃苹果,在树荫里打盹……他爱这棵树,树也爱和他一起玩。随着时间的流逝,小男孩长大了。他不再到树旁玩耍了。一天,男孩回到树旁,看起来很悲伤。“来和我玩吧!”树说。“我不再是小孩了,我不会再到树下玩耍了。”男孩答到,“我想要玩具,我需要钱来买。”“很遗憾,我没有钱……但是你可以采摘我的所有苹果拿去卖。这样你就有钱了。”男孩很兴奋。他摘掉树上所有的苹果,然后高兴地离开了。自从那以后男孩没有回来。树很伤心。一天,男孩回来了,树非常兴奋。“来和我玩吧。”树说。“我没有时间玩。我得为我的家庭工作。我们需要一个房子来遮风挡雨,你能帮我吗?”很遗憾,我没有房子。但是,你可以砍下我的树枝来建房。“因此,男孩砍下所有的树枝,高高兴兴地离开了。看到他高兴,树也很高兴。但是,自从那时起男孩没再出现,树有孤独,伤心起来。突然,在一个夏日,男孩回到树旁,树很高兴。“来和我玩吧!”树说。“我很伤心,我开始老了。我想去航海放松自己。你能不能给我一条船?” “用我的树干去造一条船,你就能航海了,你会高兴的。”于是,男孩砍倒树干去造船。他航海去了,很长一段时间未露面。许多年后男孩终于回来了。“很遗憾,我的孩子,我再也没有任何东西可以给你了。没有苹果给你……”树说。“我没有牙齿啃。” 男孩答到。“没有树干供你爬。”“现在我老了,爬不上去了。” 男孩说。“我真的想把一切都给你……我唯一剩下的东西是快要死去的树墩。” 树含着眼泪说。“现在,我不需要什么东西,只需要一个地方来休息。经过了这些年我太累了。”男孩答到。 “太好了!老树墩就是倚着休息的最好地方。过来,和我一起坐下休息吧。” 男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含泪而笑……这是一个发生在每一个人身上的故事。那棵树就像我们的父母。我们小的时候,喜欢和爸爸妈妈玩……长大后,便离开他们,只有在我们需要父母亲,或是遇到了困难的时候,才会回去找他们。尽管如此,父母却总是有求必应,为了我们的幸福,无私地奉献自己的一切。你也许觉得那个男孩很残忍,但我们何尝不是这样呢?
dreamydream
One day a turtle was crawling slowly down a path in the shady woods. Along came a rabbit, kicking up his heels happily as he ran. He passed the turtle, and then he stopped for a moment. "Good morning, turtle," said the rabbit. "Where are you going?" "I am on my way to the river," said the turtle, as he crawled slowly along. "Ho, ho! Ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "You9;ll never reach the river if you crawly along in the slow way. You ought to try hopping along fast, for a change. That's the way to get to the river in a hurry." "I can't hop like you," said the turtle. "I can only crawl. But I'll get to the river just the same, and perhaps I'll get there before your do." "Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "Do you really think that you can beat me? Shall we have a race?" "I don't mind if we do," answered the turtle. "And maybe I'll win." Away they went. The turtle crawled slowly along the path, but the rabbit kicked up his heels and hopped so fast that he left the slow turtle far behind. Then the foolish rabbitmade a big mistake. He was tired and out of breath, and so he sat down to rest.He fell fast sleep! "I'm almost at the river," he said with a yawn. "That slow turtle can't win this race. I'll take a little nap."He felt so comfortable. The rabbit lay down in the shade of a bush, and soon he was fast asleep. The turtle kept crawling along. It looked as if he didn't have a chance to win, for the rabbit was so far ahead that he was out of sight. But the turtle never stopped crawling. He didn't get out of breath, and he did not stop to rest. Slowly but surely he crawled along. After a while he passed the rabbit, who was taking his nap in the sade of a bush. "Oho, what luck!" said the turtle, with a little chuckle. "When that foolish rabbit wakes up from his nap, he won't think he's so clever. I'll fool him yet." After a long nap the rabbit woke up. He did not know that the turtle had passed him. So he said with a yawm, "I might as well go to the river and wait for him to come crawling along." Down to the river he went, kicking up his heels happily. But when he got there, he was so surprised that he stood rightup on his hind legs. There on the bank of the river was the turtle! "I can't understand how in the world you got here first," cried the rabbit. "How did you do it?" "By crawling along slowly but surely," said the turtle. "That's the way to win. I may be slow, but I am sure."
幽香雨草
1.它们是从美国直接带过来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。” 2.Cat Zhualaoshu Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……" 猫抓老鼠 一只老鼠被猫追赶,误入花店。老鼠发现无路可逃,顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器,作顽强抵抗。猫一时惊呆了,立马低下了头,羞涩地说:“死鬼,太突然了……” 3.Really important foreign language Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一声directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!" 外语真重要 有一次,一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。突然,一只猫堵住洞口,张牙舞爪扑来。老鼠拼命跑,猫就使劲追。就在山穷水尽时,小老鼠回过头,冲着猫大叫一声:“汪汪”。猫竟然被吓跑了。大老鼠夸道:“行啊,还会一手,厉害!”小老鼠一抹汗,感叹说:“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊!” 4.Moss wiping rats Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: "Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia?" 擦摩丝的老鼠 母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇,她跟踪老公到草丛旁。一会儿,一只刺猬从洞里钻出来。母老鼠一把拽住刺猬说:“死鬼,还说没外遇?擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀?” 5.Rats to the toilet Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……" Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away! 老鼠上厕所 老鼠去方便,见熊也在,吓得不敢吱声,熊看了老鼠一眼,说:“你掉不掉毛?”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语。熊又问:“掉不掉毛啊,你?”老鼠战战兢兢地说:“不掉……” 熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了! What's You Chioce? "I shall have to give you ten days or $20," said the judge. "I'll take the $20,Judge," said the prisoner.英语笑话 1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。 2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." "Well done. Who was that?" "My granny." "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad." "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!" 一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?” “我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。” “做得好,是谁呢?” “我奶奶。” “好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。” “是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴! 3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman." "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?" "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once. "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.". 迪克年龄七岁,他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天,妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩,自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。 孩子们玩了个把小时,在四点半的时候,姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并对他说:“喏,迪克,给你刀子,把这块蛋糕一切为二,给你妹妹一块。不过,你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。” 迪克问:“像一个绅士?绅士怎样做呢?” 他姨妈马上回答说:“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。” 迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会,然后,他把蛋糕拿给妹妹,并对她说:“凯瑟琳,你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。” 4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹:浴室。 弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛! 5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ” “ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ” “ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ” 乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗? ” “ 不行, ” 那位妈妈说, “ 天气太冷了。 ” “ 噢,那么, ” 乔冶, “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗?
凌空抽筋
1.《Love 》爱情
He typed 50 words,Then he deleted it.He typed a joke,Then he deleted it.He typed the latest news.Then he deleted it.Finally he typed “Hello” and send it out.“He’s such a boring person.”The girl at the other side of the phone complained.
2.《Revenge》报复
She saw scars and bruises on her body.Tears fell on the wounds.This wasn’t the 1st time he abused and hit her.She decided to end life.Took a knife and went to the bedroom.She came outside with blood all over her face,But this is the 1st time it wasn’t her blood.
3.《Wedding》婚礼
He was invited to her wedding,as an old best friend.But she’d never knownHow many times he’d practiced taking her awayEver since he got the invitationJust as he’d never noticedthe tiny handwriting on the invitation’s edge.It said “Let’s escape.”
4.《Denial》否认
He awoke to an old photo,Fade by the tears of sleepless nights.He made breakfast for two.He pulled her shoes out and left it in the entrance before he left.He went back,Having to clean up everything.That’s okay.As long as she was with him.
5.《Love and Hate》爱与恨
Let’s exchange dads.My dad says he loves me very much,But he never buys me anything I need.My dad buys me everything I need,But he says he hates me very much.So, let’s exchange indeed.
6.《Talk》谈话
"Dad, what is sex?""Hmmm….""Well what is it?""Err, you know, when a man and a woman fall in love and get married and they wanna have a baby and …….""Dad, cut the long story. I just need to fill up this form. SEX : Male of Female.""Ohhh… That … It’s male."
7.《Mother’s worry 》妈妈的担忧
"Eat garlic before your blind date!""No! The girl will dislike my breathe mixing the garlic smell.""No, the garlic price skyrocketed recently. Without garlic smell, she may suspect the BMW you are driving is borrowed."
8.《His flip side》他的另一面
She discovered a lipstick in his car.“He is seeing another woman.”She thought.He saw her discovering of the lipstick.“Little does she knows that the lipstick belongs to me.”He thought.
9.《Parent》亲人
1000 followers in Mircoblog,500 friends on Wechat,200 contacts in cell phone,Yet, just one waited outside the ICU.The one she had unfriended and blocked.
10.《Wonderful》妙不可言
I always hate to spend time with others when I can be alone.I always hate to walk along the street aimlessly.I always hate to have to keep track of someone.I always hate to share inner fellings.But if it’s you, everything seems perfectly wonderful.
芥末生煎
1、The fox and the grapesHungry fox saw the vine hanging from a string of crystal clear grapes, slobber DC, want to eat off, but alsoCan't reach. At the moment, feel helpless to go, he said while walking his own comfort:" this has not cooked grape, sureAre sour."That is to say, some capacity is small, do not a thing, on the pretext that premature.狐狸和葡萄 饥饿的狐狸看见葡萄架上挂着一串串晶莹剔透的葡萄,口水直流,想要摘下来吃,但又 摘不到。看了一会儿,无可奈何地走了,他边走边自己安慰自己说:“这葡萄没有熟,肯定 是酸的。” 这就是说,有些人能力小,做不成事,就借口说时机未成熟。2、The little boy and the ScorpionThere is a child in the front wall to catch the grasshopper, while to catch a lot. Suddenly he saw a scorpion, he thought that is the grasshopper,Then two go to catch him. The scorpion his sting, said: "come, if you really dare to do like this, even you catch a grasshopperGrasshopper will completely lose."This story warns people, to distinguish good and bad, to treat them differently.小男孩与蝎子 有个小孩在城墙前捉蚱蜢,一会儿就捉了许多。忽然看见一只蝎子,他以为也是蚱蜢, 便着两手去捕捉他。蝎子举起他的毒刺,说道:“来吧,如果你真敢这样做,就连你捉的蚱 蜢也会统统失掉。” 这故事告诫人们,要分辨清好人和坏人,区别对待他们。 3、The wolf and the craneWolf mistakenly swallow a piece of bone, very hard, running around, looking for a doctor. He met the egret, stipulated fees to invite himBone removed, Lusi their head into the wolf's throat, and drew out the bone, so the wolf to be a good reward. The wolf answeredSay:" Hey, friend, you can wolf mouth all is well. Withdraws head, can not meet, how to speak reward?"This story illustrates, the bad guys do no reward, and be thankful if you say the essence of credit.狼与鹭鸶 狼误吞下了一块骨头,十分难受,四处奔走,寻访医生。他遇见了鹭鸶,谈定酬金请他 取出骨头,鹭鸶把自己的头伸进狼的喉咙里,叼出了骨头,便向狼要定好的酬金。狼回答 说:“喂,朋友,你能从狼嘴里平安无事地收回头来,难道还不满足,怎么还要讲报酬?” 这故事说明,对坏人行善的报酬,就是认识坏人不讲信用的本质。 4、The widow and the henA widow woman kept a hen, hen lays an egg every day. She thought some more chicken feed barley, a day will be twoEgg. Therefore, such a day to feed her, the result looks more and more fat hen, an egg a day is not even under the.This story explained that, some people because of greed, want more benefits, the results are even deprived of the existing.寡妇与母鸡 有个寡妇养着一只母鸡,母鸡每天下一个蛋。她以为多给鸡喂些大麦,就会每天下两个 蛋。于是,她就每天这样喂,结果母鸡长得越来越肥,每天连一个蛋也不下了。 这故事说明,有些人因为贪婪,想得到更多的利益,结果连现有的都失掉了。5、Standing on the roof of the goat and WolfThe little goats on the roof, saw a wolf from the pass underneath, and cursed him, laughing at him. The wolf said:" Oh, man, scoldI is not you, but you are in the ground."This story illustrates the advantages and the secret, often give a person with strong courage to fight.站在屋顶的小山羊与狼 小山羊站在屋顶上,看见狼从底下走过,便谩骂他,嘲笑他。狼说道:“啊,伙计,骂 我的不是你,而是你所处的地势。” 这故事说明,地利与天机常常给人勇气去与强者抗争。 6、Mountain EarthquakeOne time, a mountain happened a big earthquake, vibration sounds like a loud moan and shout. Many people gatheredAt the foot of the mountain to watch, do not know what had happened. While they were assembled in anxious, worried about seeing something bad omen, onlySaw a mouse running from the mountain.Don't make much ado about nothing.山 震 有一次,一座大山发生了大震动,震动发出的声音就像大声的呻吟和喧闹。许多人云集 在山下观看,不知发生了什么事。当他们焦急地聚集在那里,担心看到什么不祥之兆时,仅 看见从山里跑出一只老鼠。 这是说庸人多自忧。 7、Good and evilWeak forces of good, evil away to heaven by. Asked Zeus is good at, how can we return to earth to. Zeus toldHe, you don't go, one of the world's visit. Evil and people very close, so continuously to find himAre. Good because down from the sky, on the very slow to very slow.That is to say, people is not easy to meet good, but every day of the injury or harm.善 与 恶 力量弱小的善,被恶赶走到了天上。善于是问宙斯,怎样才能回到人间去。宙斯告诉 他,大家不要一起去,一个一个的去访问人间吧。恶与人很相近,所以接连不断地去找他 们。善因为从天上下来,所以就来得很慢很慢。 这就是说,人很不容易遇到善,却每日为恶所伤害。 8、Two pocketsPrometheus created man, and in each of them hanging round her neck has two pockets, a pack the faults of others, the otherOf their own equipment. He put the loaded others faults pocket hanging in the chest, the other is hanging behind his back. Hence it is that men areQuick to see the faults of others, and their total however invisible.This story explained that people often like to find fault with others, but ignore their shortcomings.两只口袋 普罗米修斯创造了人,又在他们每人脖子上挂了两只口袋,一只装别人的缺点,另一只 装自己的。他把那只装别人缺点的口袋挂在胸前,另一只则挂在背后。因此人们总是能够很 快地看见别人的缺点,而自己的却总看不见。 这故事说明人们往往喜欢挑剔别人的缺点,却无视自身的缺点。9、The hunting dogAn old dog young and strong never yielded to any beast of the forest, the elderly, in a hunting, met aWild boar, he bravely rushed to bite pig ears. Because of his dental aging weakness, not snapped, wild boarRun away. Master came running greatly disappoint one's hopes, give him a meal. Old dogs raised his head and said:" master ah! This cannot beBlame me not. My brave spirit and the youth are the same, but I can't resist the natural law. I used to act byYour praise, it should not be your blame."That is to say, the birth and death is the inexorable law.老 猎 狗 一条老猎狗年轻力壮时从未向森林中任何野兽屈服过,年老后,在一次狩猎中,遇到一 头野猪,他勇敢地扑上去咬住野猪的耳朵。由于他的牙齿老化无力,不能牢牢地咬住,野猪 逃跑了。主人跑过来后大失所望,痛骂他一顿。年老的猎狗抬起头来说:“主人啊!这不能 怪我不行。我的勇敢精神和年轻时是一样的,但我不能抗拒自然规律。从前我的行为受到了 你的称赞,现在也不应受到你的责备。” 这是说,生老病死是不可抗拒的规律。10、The ants and beetlesSummer, other animal have a leisurely life, only the ants run around in the fields to collect, wheat and barley, give yourself aWinter food storage. Surprised todung beetle asked him why he was so diligent. Ant at the time said nothing.Winter came, a heavy rain washed cow dung, dung beetle hungry, where ant went begging, ants said to him:" hey,Buddy, if at the time when I work, you not criticize me, but also to work, we would not have the hungry."It is said that, despite the changing situation, the people can avoid disaster save.蚂蚁与屎壳郎 夏天,别的动物都悠闲地生活,只有蚂蚁在田里跑来跑去,搜集小麦和大麦,给自己贮 存冬季吃的食物。屎壳郎惊奇地问他为何这般勤劳。蚂蚁当时什么也没说。 冬天来了,大雨冲掉了牛粪,饥饿的屎壳郎,走到蚂蚁那里乞食,蚂蚁对他说:“喂, 伙计,如果当时在我劳动时,你不是批评我,而是也去做工,现在就不会忍饥挨饿了。” 这是说,尽管风云变化万千,未雨绸缪的人都能避免灾难。祝你学习进步 天天向上望采纳