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Money Talks英语短剧剧本三个年轻人的父亲生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行 很简单的剧本. CastDavidDoctorAndySueFatherPolice officerSummaryThree young people wanted to save their father who was very sick. Their father needed an operation, and it would cost a lot of money. Because they had no money, they decided to rob a bank. However, their plan was defective. Their father was sad.Scene I: In the hospital(In a room, the doctor talks to David.)David: (Nervous) Is my father OK？Doctor: (Serious) Your father is very sick.David: How to cure him？Doctor: Your father needs an operation, and it will cost a lot of money to cure him.David: (Grabs the doctor) How much will it cost？Doctor: It should be at least one million dollars. (Then the doctor goes out.)David: That is not a small fortune. How will I come up with the money in a short time?(Andy comes in.)Andy: Where is Dad？ Is he OK？ (Looks around)David: The doctor said that it should cost a big fortune.Andy: But we don’t have enough money to pay for it. What should we do？David: Let’s go home and discuss it.(On the road, David sees a woman withdraw money from an ATM.)David: (Excited) Look！ It is money.Andy: But that is a bank.David: We should earn a lot of money in a short time. This way is quick.Andy: This way is illegal.David: But we only have one father, and he is nice to us.Andy: Umm… Let’s go home and discuss with sister. Look！ There is one hundred dollars on the floor！ (Picks it up)David: (Hits his head) One hundred dollars？ We need one billion, not one hundred！Andy: It is mine. (Croaking voice)Scene II: David and Andy get homeSue: Is Dad OK？David: The doctor said we need a lot of money to save Dad.Sue: But we do not have much money. Look at our home. It is so poor. (Effervescing voice)David: Do not be sad！ Let’s discuss an idea.Sue: What idea do you have？Andy: We decide to rob a bank.Sue: What？ Rob a bank？ Your brother-in-law has gone to prison several times for robbing banks. I don’t agree！ (Angry)Andy: But we don’t have a choice！David: If we don’t have enough money, our Dad will die.Sue: OK…this is the only thing we can do.David and Andy: Let’s go！Sue: No, we need to make a plan first.David: Ask our brother-in-law. He always robs banks.Sue: OK. I will tell him tomorrow.（Sue takes a lot of weapons back.）Sue: Choose one weapon you are good at.（Brothers choose the weapons.）Sue: Remember to wear your mask.Scene III: In the bankSue: Hello, I want to withdraw a billion dollars from my savings account.Clerk: (To check her drawing account.) Sorry, you don’t have enough money in your savings account.Sue: (Taking out a gun) Just do it！Clerk: Help! Help！David and Andy: Hurry up！Andy: Only underwear, no money.David: Are you stupid! We just need money！ (The police officer arrives at the bank)Police officer: Don’t move! Put down your weapons.Now! (The police officer holds up the gun to them.)David, Andy, and Sue: Oh, my God！David: The police officer is coming！Andy: What should we do？ (Nervous)(David, Andy, and Sue want to escape away.)Sue: I cover you! Go！ Hurry！ Police officer:Don’t move！ (Police shoots Sue and Sue gets hurt.)Sue: Oh！David: Are you OK？Andy: What happened？Sue: My leg is hurt！ I can’t walk now.Police officer: Don’t move！ You are all under arrested.Scene IV: In the police officePolice officer: Why did you try to rob the bank？ Don’t you know it is illegal to rob the bank？David: Because our Dad is sick, we need money to save him.Andy: We don’t have enough money, so we decided to rob the bank.Sue: We know it is wrong to rob the bank, but we didn’t have any choice.Police officer: I understand why you need the money ,but robbing a bank is against the law.(Dad enters in the police office.)David, Andy, and Sue: Dad, we were wrong！Dad: I know you robbed the bank for me, but it’s wrong！ It will affect your future.Police officer: We should be good to our parents, but we can’t do something against the law.(All the three young people repent their follies.)

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modernmobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?

《萤火虫找朋友》旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼，在草丛里飞来飞去，他在干什么呢？萤火虫（石头饰）上：我在找朋友，我想和朋友们一起玩。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声。他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蝴蝶（妈妈饰），萤火虫就叫：“小蝴蝶，小蝴蝶”小蝴蝶停下来，问：“干什么？”萤火虫说：“你愿意做我的好朋友吗？”小蝴蝶回答：“我愿意！”萤火虫高兴地说：“那你就和我一起玩吧！”小蝴蝶说：“好的，一会儿我就跟你一起玩。现在我要帮妈妈去找小弟弟。你来得正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”说完他提着灯笼飞走了。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声，他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蚂蚁（妈妈饰）。小蚂蚁背着一个大口袋，一直往前跑。萤火虫就叫：“小蚂蚁！小蚂蚁！”小蚂蚁问：“干吗呀？”萤火虫说：“你愿意作我的好朋友吗？”小蚂蚁说：“我愿意。”萤火虫说：“那你就跟我一起玩吧！”小蚂蚁说：“一会儿我就跟你玩，现在我要把东西送回家。我迷路了，你来的正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”他说完就又提着小灯笼飞走了。萤火虫继续飞呀飞旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼在草丛里飞来飞去。他在干吗呀？他在找朋友。为什么他老找不到朋友呢？O.S:It's a sunmmer evening,there is a firefly flying around with his lantern. He is flying and flying ,what is he doing?firefly:I am looking for a friend,I want to play with my good friends

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