有趣的英语课本剧

翻译很长啊。。。给你一个大概吧。这篇文章的题目是夸张人物性格。我用了小女孩（little girl）, 书呆子（nerd）,肌肉发达头脑简单的人(jock)，还有一个金发碧眼的拉拉队队员（cheerleader），孕妇以及其丈夫。这是典型的stereotype。书呆子用自己的实验电梯把其余五人关起来，做成意外故障，去试验其余五人的反应。然后再事成之后，对着急去hair沙龙的拉拉队队员进行敲诈，却被识破。In a multi-purpose building’s elevator. It is a well-decorated elevator. A NERD and a LITTLE GIRL are in the elevator. The NERD is sitting on the ground and writing a lab paper. The LITTLE GIRL is eating a chocolate bar. LITTLE GIRL: [chewing] Hey! Do you know which floor is the vending machine on? NERD: Yes. It is on the floor of the square root of three X plus six. LITTLE GIRL: I don’t get it! Just tell me which floor it is on! I AM HUNGRY! NERD: You are so stupid. Go figure it out your self. The elevator slows down and stops. The doors are open. A CHEERLEADER and a JOCK come in. The door shuts. CHEERLEADER: Honey letz go. We are almost late for your H-O-T football game. JOCK: I’ll show off these babies for ya in the game [showing off his muscle] CHEERLEADER: Awwwwww…[frowning at the NERD and the LITTLE GIRL] That is so cute of you. LITTLE GIRL: Hey! [shouting at the CHEERLEADER] Tell me which floor the vending machine is on! CHEERLEADER: Why do you need the vending machines? That is SO MANY calories! LITTLE GIRL: I don’t care! I want the vending machine! Tell me! CHEERLEADER: SHUT UP! LITTLE GIRL: Make me! CHEERLEADER: [to the JOCK]Honey…she won’t shut up. JOCK: Shut your mouth now, or else… LITTLE GIRL: [rolls her eyes] The elevator slows down and stops. The doors are open. A PREGENANT WOMAN and the HUSBAND come in. The door shuts. PREGNANT WOMAN: OH MY GODNESS! OH MY GODNESS! I AM GONNA DIE! LITTLE GIRL: [touches the bulging stomach of the PREGMANT WOMAN] PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY BABY! HUSBAND: Honey, calm down. It’s okay. The-baby-is-fine. Now breath in and breath out. PREGNANT WOMAN: Okay…okay… [slowly breathing] HUSBAND: Good. The elevator shakes violently and stopped. The lights are out. PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CHEERLEADER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LITTLE GIRL: Who turned the light off? Hey! It’s fun! Let’s do it again. CHEERLEADER: ARE YOU INSANE? PREGNANT WOMAN: MY BABY! I am gonna die now! MY BABY! MY POOR BABY! HUSBAND: It’s going to be okay honey. Calm down. OUR baby is doing fine. It’s just a small— The light goes back on. HUSBAND: See? It’s all fine now. CHEERLEADER: [madly pressing the ‘open’ button] Except that WE ARE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR! PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHHHHHHHHH! My nerves…my poor poor nerves. NERD: It’s fine. It is a result of a short circuit. We can wait here until someone gets us out of here. CHEERLEADER: Wait? WAIT?! What are you talking about! Now I am late for my hair appointment! LITTLE GIRL: Who cares about your hair? I WANT THE VENDING MACHINE! CHEERLEADER: WHAT?! You little brat who has no sense of fashion at all! Where do you get your cloth from? Second hand supermarket? LITTLE GIRL: No! Well…sort of…but a least people love me! Unlike you. CHEERLEADER: HEY! Watch your mouth! LITTLE GIRL: I am merely speaking the truth. CHEERLEADER: Well my daddy loves me. That’s why he gave me all these money. And my boyfriend loves me too. [To JOCK] Right? Honey? JOCK: Right, sweetheart. PREGNANT WOMAN: OW! I CAN’T HOLD ON ANY LONGER! I…I...OWWW! CHEERLEADER: Quick, little brat! Press the button. LITTLE GIRL: NO! CHEERLEADER: Press it now or get your face punched. LITTLE GIRL: Fine… [presses the button] See? It doesn’t work! CHEERLEADER: Well Press again! LITTLE GIRL: [presses again and again] See? I told you. IT DOES NOT WORK! CHEERLEADER: Useless. I am going to call my daddy to get us out of here. NERD: Cell phones do not work in an elevator. CHEERLEADER: BE QUIET, [dials numbers] my phone is the newest, it will work for sure! Hey! I can’t get a signal. NERD: Told you. LITTLE GIRL: I WANT THE VENDING MACHINE! HUSBAND: We have to get out of here! We need to go to the hospital. JOCK: Shut up, all of you. My babies will get us out of here. NERD: It’s physically impossible. You can always observe. Flesh can not punch through steel. JOCK: Watch me. [punches the door] OUCH! NERD: Told you. JOCK: I can always punch you! CHEERLEADER: Look, nerd, you spend hours and hours in math clubs and whatever. So get us out of here! NERD: Sure. I do not do it for free though. CHEERLEADER: How much? NERD: 1,000 dollar in five minutes. CHEERLEADER: Pocket change. 2,000 in one minute. [takes out a check and signed] NERD: DEAL [takes the check and takes out a remote control, press a button, the doors slowly opens, the LITTLE GIRL, the PREGNANT WOMAN and the HUSBAND left in a hurry]. CHEERLEADER: You know how to get out of here all along? NERD: Duh! It was my experiment elevator. I observe people’s reactions in different situations. CHEERLEADER: How dare you?! JOCK: My fists feel itchy. [pushes the NERD in a corner.] The elevator doors closes. Sounds come from the elevator. ???: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 11,2009 Wednesday Script Writing Escercise By Flora Wang 绝对原创，in fact，这是我上次的英语作业,如果格式没变的话应该是正规剧本的格式。所以你只要你粘以下就可以啦！