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Daniel: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Eaties’ Grouphead office! I’m Daniel (Corporate Communication Department Manager).(greeting)Joyce: This is Joyce (Human Resources Manager).Arthur: Oh, regular weekly meeting again! I’m Arthur (CorporateConsultant). Nice to meet you all.Emily: Good day. This is Emily (Coffee Specialist). I seldom attendmeetings…I’m more technical in a sense. But they just need me present today…(drink coffee)William: I am William, I’m managing the Eaties’ Café chain. UsuallyI don’t need to be here. (worried) But this time I think I’m in trouble…Oh, itseems that the meeting is about to start, wish me good luck!
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Scene 1(In the restaurant, a man and a woman are having coffees)Siu Ming: Well, sweetie, you know, I am really thankful that I haveyou beside me for so many years…I love you.Rose: (Smile) Honey, I love you too.Siu Ming: I know you do. Listen, I’ve been thinking about this formonths seriously…sweetie, will you marry me?Rose: Oh! What a surprise! How sweet! But dear, I need to thinktwice about it…you know, I’m pretty serious about marriage.Siu Ming: Yeah, yeah, certainly. So…Rose: (Drinking the coffee) Oh my god! This is so disgusting!Siu Ming: Oh dear, are you OK?Rose: No!! I’m not OK! (Angry) OK…I’m sorry but I don’t haveconfidence in our future because you can’t even find a decent restaurant forthis important moment. I’m sorry. Bye-bye. (run away)Siu Ming: Sweetie…how can this be…? It must be the coffee! (lookingaround) Where is the manager? (turn to William) You are in trouble!
Scene 2(Greeting)Daniel: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Eaties’ Grouphead office! I’m Daniel (Corporate Communication Department Manager).(greeting)Joyce: This is Joyce (Human Resources Manager).Arthur: Oh, regular weekly meeting again! I’m Arthur (CorporateConsultant). Nice to meet you all.Emily: Good day. This is Emily (Coffee Specialist). I seldom attendmeetings…I’m more technical in a sense. But they just need me present today…(drink coffee)William: I am William, I’m managing the Eaties’ Café chain. UsuallyI don’t need to be here. (worried) But this time I think I’m in trouble…Oh, itseems that the meeting is about to start, wish me good luck!
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罗密欧与朱丽叶剧本片段 分享如下JULIETO fortune，fortune！allmen call thee fickle[fikel]：If thou artfickle，what dost thou[咬舌尖] with him．Thatis renown'dfor faith？Be fickle，fortune；For then，Ihope，thou wilt not keep him long，Butsend him back．[l1] 朱丽叶 命运啊命运！谁都说你反复无常；要是你真的反复无常，那么你怎样对待一个忠贞不贰的人呢？愿你不要改变你的轻浮的天性，因为这样也许你会早早打发他回来。CAPULETho，daughter！areyou up？[l2] 凯普莱特喂，女儿！你起来了吗？JULIETWhois't that calls？is it my lord father？[l3] 朱丽叶 谁在叫我？是我的父亲吗？CAPULETWhy，hownow，Juliet！[l4] 凯普莱特啊！怎么，朱丽叶！JULIETFather，Iam not well．[l5] 朱丽叶 父亲，我不大舒服。CAPULETEvermoreweeping for your cousin's death？What，wiltthou wash him from his grave with tears？[l6] An ifthou couldst，thou couldst not make him live；Therefore，havedone：some grief showsmuch of love；But much ofgrief shows still some wantof wit．[l7] 凯普莱特老是为了你表兄的死而掉泪吗？什么！你想用眼泪把他从坟墓里冲出来吗？就是冲得出来，你也没法子叫他复活；所以还是算了吧。适当的悲哀可以表示感情的深切，过度的伤心却可以证明智慧的欠缺。JULIETYetlet me weep for such a feeling loss．朱丽叶 可是让我为了这样一个痛心的损失而流泪吧。CAPULETThat not the friend which you weep for.Well，girl，thouweep'st not so much for his death，Asthat the villain lives which slaughter'd him．[l8] 凯普莱特 他不是你用眼泪哭得回来的。好，孩子，人已经死了，你也不用多哭他了；顶可恨的是那杀死他的恶人仍旧活在世上。JULIETWhatvillain？朱丽叶 什么恶人？CAPULETThatsame villain，Romeo．凯普莱特 就是罗密欧那个恶人。JULIETGodPardon him！I do，withall my heart；And yet no manlike he doth grieve my heart．[l9] 朱丽叶 饶恕他！我愿意全心饶恕他；可是没有一个人像他那样使我心里充满了悲伤。CAPULETThatis，becausethe traitormurderer lives．凯普莱特 那是因为这个万恶的凶手还活在世上。JULIETAy，father，fromthe reach of these my hands：Would none but Imight vengemy cousin's death[元音e]！[l10] 朱丽叶 是的，父亲，我恨不得把他抓住在我的手里。但愿我能够独自报复这一段杀兄之仇！CAPULETWewill have vengeancefor it．But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings，girl．[l11] 凯普莱特 我们一定要报仇的。但是现在，我得告诉你一个好消息。JULIETAndjoy comes well in such a needy time：What are they，Ibeseechyour my lord？朱丽叶 在这样不愉快的时候，好消息来得真是再适当没有了请问父亲，是什么好消息呢？CAPULETMarry，mychild，early next Thursday morn!The gallant，youngand noble gentleman，The County Paris，at Saint Peter'sChurch，Shall happily make thee there a joyfulbride．[l12] 凯普莱特 哈哈，我的孩子，星期四的早晨，那位风流年少的贵人，帕里斯伯爵，就要在圣彼得教堂里娶你做他的幸福的新娘了。JULIETNow，bySaint Peter's Church and Peter too，He shall notmake me there a joyful bride.[l13] I pray you， I will not marry yet；[l14] and，whenI do，I swear，Itshall be Romeo，whom you know Ihate，Rather than Paris．[l15] These are news indeed！[l16] 朱丽叶 凭着圣彼得教堂和圣彼得的名字起誓，我决不让他娶我做他的幸福的新娘。我现在还不愿意出嫁，就是要出嫁，我可以发誓，我也宁愿嫁给我所痛恨的罗密欧，不愿嫁给帕里斯。真是些好消息！CAPULETSoft！takeme with you，take me with you．[l17] How！willthou none？doth thou not give us thanks？Isthou not proud？doth thou not count thy blest，Unworthyas thou is，that we have wrought So worthy agentleman to be thou bridegroom？[l18] 凯普莱特 且慢！讲明白点，讲明白点儿。怎么！你不要嫁人吗？你不谢谢我们吗？你不称心吗？我们替你找到了这么一位高贵的绅士做你的新郎，你还不想想这是多大的福气吗？JULIETNotproud，you have；butthankful，that you have：Proud can Inever be of what I hate；But thankfuleven for hate，that is meant love．[l19] 朱丽叶 我没有喜欢，只有感激；你们不能勉强我喜欢一个我对他没有好感的人，可是我感激你们爱我的一片好心。CAPULETHownow，hownow，chop-logic！Whatis this？'Proud，'and'I thank you，'and'I thank you not；' Andyet 'not proud，'mistressminion，you，Thankme no thankings，nor，proudme no prouds，Butfettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next，Togo with Paris to Saint Peter's Church，OrI will drag thee on a hurdle thither．Out，yougreen-sickness carrion！out，you baggage！[l20] 凯普莱特 怎么！怎么！胡说八道！这是什么话？什么“喜欢”“不喜欢”，“感激”“不感激”！好丫头，我也不要你感谢，我也不要你喜欢，只要你预备好星期四到圣彼得教堂里去跟帕里斯结婚；你要是不愿意，我就把你装在木笼里拖了去!不要脸的死丫头！JULIETGoodfather，I beseech you on my knees，Hearme with patience but to speak a word．[l21] 朱丽叶 好爸爸，我跪下来求求您，请您耐心听我说一句话。CAPULETHangthee！disobedientwretch！Itell thee what：[l22] getthee to church o' Thursday，Ornever after look me in the face：Speaknot，replynot，donot answer me；Myfingers itch．凯普莱特 不孝的畜生！我告诉你，星期四给我到教堂里去，不然以后再也不要见我的面。不许说话，不要回答我；我的手指痒着呢。JULIETIsthere no pity sitting in the clouds，That sees into the bottom of my grief？I'll to thefriar，to know his remedy：Ifall else fail，myselfhave power to die．[l23] [l24] 朱丽叶 天知道我心里是多么难过，难道它竟会不给我一点慈悲吗？啊，我要到神父那儿去向他求救；要是一切办法都已用尽，我还有死这条路。JULIETAreyou at leisure，holyfather，now；Orshall I come to you at evening mass？朱丽叶 （叩门声）[l25] 神父，您现在有空吗？还是让我在晚祷的时候再来？FRIARLAURENCEMyleisure serves me，pensive daughter，now．[l26] 劳伦斯 我还是现在有空，多愁的女儿。JULIETOshut the door！and when thou hast done so，Come weep withme；past hope，pastcure，past help！[l27] 朱丽叶 啊！把门关了！关了门，陪着我哭吧。没有希望、没有补救、没有挽回了！FRLARLAURENCE[l28] Ah，Juliet，Ialready know thy grief；It strains me past the compass of my wits：Ihear thou must，andnothing may prorogueit，OnThursday next be married to this county．劳伦斯 啊，朱丽叶！我早已知道你的悲哀，实在想不出一个万全的计策。我听说你在星期四必须跟这伯爵结婚，而且毫无拖延的可能了。JULIETHelpme , friar, in thy wisdom.[l29] Ifnot ,thou call my resolution wise.[l30] Godjoin'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands;Andere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd,Shall be thelabel to another deed,Or my true heartwith treacherous revoltTurn to another,this shall slay them both:[l31] Benot so long to speak; I long to die.[l32] 朱丽叶 神父，用你的智慧帮帮我。如果不能，那么只要你赞同我的决心。上帝把我的心和罗密欧的心结合在一起,你把我们的双手结合，要是我这一只已经由你证明和罗密欧缔盟的手，再去和别人缔结新盟，或是我的忠贞的心起了叛变，投进别人的怀里，那么这把刀可以割下这背盟的手，诛戮这叛变的心。所以，神父，。不要老是不说话；不然，我只有一死。FRIARLAURENCEHold,hold,daughter: I do spy a kind of hope,[l33] Whichcraves as desperate an execution.If thou has the strength of will to slay thyself.Then is it likely thou wilt undertakeA thing copest with death himself to scape from it.And,if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.劳伦斯 住手，女儿；我已经望见了一线希望，可是那必须用一种非常的手段，如果你有视死如归的决心，那么你应该愿意尝试一种与死差不多的方法来逃脱它。倘然你敢冒险一试，我就可以把办法告诉你。JULIETO,bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,From off thebattlements of yonder tower;Or walk inthievish ways; or bid me lurkWhere serpentsare; chain me with roaring bears;Things that, tohear them told, have made me tremble;And I will do itwithout fear or doubt,To live anunstain'd wife to my sweet love.[l34] 朱丽叶 啊！只要不嫁给帕里斯，你可以叫我从那边塔顶的雉堞上跳下来；你可以叫我在盗贼出没、毒蛇潜迹的路上匍匐行走；把我和咆哮的怒熊锁禁在一起；无论什么使我听了战栗的事，只要可让我活着对我的爱人做一个纯洁无瑕的妻子，我都愿意毫不恐惧、毫不迟疑地做去。FRIARLAURENCEHold, daughter,To-morrownight this distilled liquor drink thou off;When presentlythrough all thy veins shall runA cold anddrowsy humour,And in thisborrow'd likeness of shrunk deathThou shaltcontinue two and forty hours.[l35] Now, when the bridegroom in the morningcomesTo rouse theefrom thy bed, there art thou dead:Then, as themanner of our country is,In thy bestrobes uncover'd on the bierThou shalt beborne to that same ancient vaultWhere all thekindred of the Capulets lie.[l36] and that very night,Shall Romeo bearthee hence to Mantua.[l37] And this shall free thee from thispresent shame;If no inconstanttoy, nor womanish fear,Abate thy valourin the acting it.[l38] 劳伦斯 好女孩，这一个药瓶你拿去，到了星期三的晚上，你就把这里面炼就的液汁一口喝下，那时就会有一阵昏昏沉沉的寒气通过你全身的血管，接着脉搏就会停止跳动；在这种与死无异的状态中，你必须经过四十二小时。当那新郎在早晨来催你起身的时候，他们会发现你已经死了；然后，照着我们国里的规矩，他们就要替你穿起盛装，用柩车载着你到凯普莱特族中祖先的坟茔里。等你一醒过来，当夜就叫罗密欧带着你到曼多亚去。只要你不临时变卦，不中途气馁，这一个办法一定可以使你避免这一场眼前的耻辱。JULIETGiveme，giveme！O，tell not me of fear！[l39] 朱丽叶 给我！给我！啊，不要对我说起害怕两个字！FRIARLAURENCEHold；getyou gone，bestrong and prosperousIn this resolve：I'llsend a friar with speed To Mantua，with my lettersto thy lord．劳伦斯 拿着；你去吧，愿你立志坚强，前途顺利！我就叫一个弟兄飞快到曼多亚，带我的信去送给你的丈夫。JULIETLovegive me strength！and strength shall help afford．Farewell，dearfather！[l40] 朱丽叶 爱情啊，给我力量吧！只有力量可以搭救我。再会，亲爱的神父！by 聚有戏
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.结束！
