我是不是很S
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD... 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” 6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 开车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” 8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。” 9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
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TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
八旗子弟搓天下
1.What is smaller than an insect'smouth?2.What season is the most dangerous one?3.What's too much for me,just right for two,butnothing at all for three?4.On what day of a year do soldiers start warsin history?5.How many feet are in a yard?6.What person tries to make others smile most ofthetime?7.From what number can one take half and leavenothing?8.What has hands but no feet, a face but noeyes,tells but does nottalk?9.How many months have 28 days?10.Which horses have six legs?11.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother,but is still achild of your mother and father?12.What has teeth but can't eat?13.What kind of man can raise things withoutlifting them?14.Which candle burns longer:a black one or awhiteone?15.Why does a cook wear a high,whitehat?16.Can you name five days of the week withoutsaying: Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday?17.What kind of dog never can bite andbark?18.What has a soft bed but never sleeps,a bigmouth but neverspeaks?19.Four girls have a basket with four apples init.How can you divide the apples so that each girl gets a wholeapple and one still remains in thebasket?20.Which eight-letter word has one letter init?Keys(答案) ：1.Anything iteats.2.Autumn. Because it is alsoFALL.3.Asecret.4.March fourth.When a war breaks out,they'llhave to marchforth.5.It depends on how many people are standing init.6.Aphotographer.7.The number8.8.A clock.9.All of them. Each month has its 28thday.10.All horses have forelegs (four legs) in frontand two in back, so they all have six legs.11.You yourselfare.12.Acomb.13.A farmer.He can raise pigs, chickens and soon without liftingthem.14.Neither.Because all candles burnshorter.15.To cover hishead.16.The day before yesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow, and the day aftertomorrow.17.A hotdog.18.Ariver.19.Give three girls an apple each,and give thefourth girl her apple in thebasket.20.Envelope.
千年小猴妖
1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? Answers: 1.ause it makes fat fact! 2.ause it's the begining of everything! 3.ause there is love between them! 4. It's the letter B! 5. It's the letter Y! 6. ause it's in the midst of fun! 7. With my hands ,of course! 8. Take a longer rope and compare with it! 9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 10. He didn't cheat! 11. Grow old! 12. The other half! 13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14. When there's two of them 有两个人时! 15. They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 16. Two. The inside and the outside! 17. All animals,for trees can't jump! 18. Sleep at night! 19. At the bottom! 20. Wet! 21. Nine! 22. They planted peech trees! 23. He walked in the other direction! 24. Snowflakes! 25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window! 26. Every month has at least 28 days! 27. One's appetite! 28.From a hen! 29. He fell off the last step! 30. ause their heads are far from their bodies! 31.easy . 7- 7/7=6! 32. easy. 5+5/5=6! 33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000! 34.Washinton,D.C.! 35. The police officer was a lady! 36.ause it can't see both sides at once. 37.ause they can hold up traffic with just one hand! 38. Neither.I use a pen! 39.Borrow the book from library. 什么字母是一种动物？B(BEE) 2.What letter is a vegetable? 什么字母是一种蔬菜？P(PEA) 3.What letter is a question? 什么字母是一个问题？Y(WHY) 4.What letter is your eye? 什么字母是你的眼睛？I(EYE) 5.What letter stands for the ocean? 什么字母代表海洋？C (SEA) 2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）? —— A pear.? （3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）? —— Because she is Miss Fortune.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）: （1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远） （2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对）， （3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸） ? （4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）? ——Because it is matchless.? （5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）? ——Because he enjoyed cool music.? （6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ? ——Pepper.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）： （4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”； （5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”； （6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。? 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C? 2.Why is the letter E so important? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact. 2.Because it's the begining of every-thing! ---- Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）? —— Mom is closer because dad is father.? （2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）? —— A pear.? （3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）? —— Because she is Miss Fortune.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）: （1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远） （2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对）， （3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸） ? （4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）? ——Because it is matchless.? （5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）? ——Because he enjoyed cool music.? （6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ? ——Pepper.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）： （4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”； （5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”； （6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。? 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C? 2.Why is the letter E so important? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact. 2.Because it's the begining of every-thing!
熊大熊二喜羊羊
问题一：英语小谜语 What key can run itself? 什么钥匙自己会跑? ――Monkey. （猴） 2.What is the most difficult key to turn? 什么钥匙最难拧？ ――Donkey. （驴） 3.My name start with a C and end with an L. I live in the desert, a hard place to live. I can carry people and their goods . What am I? 我的名字以字母C开头，字母L结束，我住在沙漠里，一个很难居住的地方，我可以运送人和货物，我是谁？ ――Camel. （骆驼） 4.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？ （Panda 熊猫） 5.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ? 我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？ （Panda 熊猫） 6.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat? 眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫? （Tiger 老虎） 7.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？ （Panda 熊猫） 8.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ? 我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？ （Panda 熊猫 问题二：急需英语小谜语！！！ 1. What has four eyes but cannot see? 2. What do vampires do at midnight? 3. What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of end, and the end of every place? 4. What can you catch but cannot throw? 5. What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? 6. What did one penny say to the other? 7. What has a tongue but cannot talk? 8. What has ears but cannot hear? 9. What has teeth but cannot eat? 10. What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 11. What goes through a door but never es in or goes out? 12. What runs all around the ground but never moves? 13. What can go through water but never get wet? 14. What kind of leaves doesn’t fall in Autumn? 15. What kind of house weights least? 16. What kinds of keys are too large for your pocket? 17. Where do ghost like to swim? 18. Why did the ghost go to the astrologer? 19. Was Dracula ever married? 20. Why did the policeman arrest the ghost? 21. Why did the pickle close its eyes? 22. What starts with e ends with e and contains only one letter 23. If you were pushed down a flight of stairs, what would you fall against? 24. What has eyes but can't see 25. What has fingers but can't type? 26. What has ears but can't hear? 27. What has arms but can't hug? 28. What has a head and a foot but no body? 29. What has a mouth but never *** iles? 30. What has a face but no head? 31. What has leaves but isn't a tree? 32. What has eyes but can't see? ......>> 问题三：简单的英语谜语 51个简单的适合小学生的英语谜语及答案： RIDDLES 1. What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white? 2. What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long? 3. What is big and bright during the day and we can’t see it at night? 4. I am *** all. I can fly. I like singing in the sky. What am I? 5. Which letter is a drink? 6. Which letter is around an island? 7. Which letter is an animal? 8. Which letter is a kind of vegetable? 9. Which is the longest English word? Why? 10. Which letter is a question? 11. Which letter is a part of your face? 12. I am very big and heavy. I have a long nose and big ears. What am I ? 13. I am the tallest animal in the world. What am I ? 14. I live in the sea. I am the biggest animal in the sea. What am I ? 15. What do you call your father’s father’s only son? 16. What is the biggest ant in the world? 17. What is in the middle of the world? 18. What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? 19. What is the *** allest room in the world? 20. Teachers write on me with chalk. I can’t talk. What am I ? 21. You have it. You read it. There are some words and pictures on it. What is it? 22. Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a *** all white sun. What is it? 23. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? 24. What goes around the world but stays in a corner? 25. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am ......>> 问题四：英语谜语带翻译 1．what man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? Key： snowman（雪人） 2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers? 什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案? Key： dictionary （字典） 3．What question can you never answer Yes to? 什么问题你永远也不能回答是 Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?） 4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it? 你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么? Key： book（书） 5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it? 一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么? Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠） 6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel? 它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。 Key： a car（汽车） 问题五：英语小谜语 oo？好难啊！我猜F，circle?好了 问题六：有关英语的谜语 What letter can fly? 什么字母会飞? b = bee 蜜蜂 What letter can see? 什么字母能用来看? i eye 眼睛 What letter has water? 什么字母里面有水? C [sea海] What letter we can drink? 什么字母能喝? What letter is a question? 什么字母是一个问题 y（Why 英语谜语2 I jump into the water， what do I do ? I 跳到了水中, I(我)该怎么办? waiter 服务生的意思 游泳运动员，跳水运动员，或者是救生员 蛙人 (提示: 关键在字母I.这里有两个意思,一个是表示字母I,另一个是表示我的意思.答案的单词中也有这个字母.) 有趣的英语谜语---来猜一猜吧！ What is the *** allest room in the world? 世界上最小的房间是什么？ heart room mushroom蘑菇 世界上最小的空间是什么? 在这里ROOM不能理解做房间,应该理解做空间! 什么是世界上最小的房间？ 这个问题绝对有问题... 这个应该是一个英语的智力题。 ----------------------- mushroom 提示：答案的单词中包括了room（房间）这个单词。答案是一种可以吃的东西。 问题七：有关英语的小谜语？ 问题1.Two little brothers， One lives on one side， The other on the other side， They hear what you say， But they does not see each other。 2.It is so weak， That a little wind can move it， It is so strong， That you can cut it with a knife and leave no trace。 3.What letter is a part of the head? 4. Why is a river very rich? 5. Which four letters are the thief afraid of? 6. What part of a clock is always old? 7. What is white when it is dirty? 8. What never asks qustions， but gets a lot of answers? 9. which letter makes her hear? 10. I jump into the water， what do I do ? 11. My first is in “ snow ”， but not in “ ice ” ， My second is in “ rose ”， and also in “ rice ” ， My third is not in “ pencil ”， but in “ paper ” 。 My whole is a place where there is a lot of water。 12. What is the difference between here and there? 13. What are the strongest days of the week? 14. Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? 15. Why is the letter “R” like Christmas? 16. At what time of day was Adam born? 17. Why did the person throw a clock out the window? 18. What time is it when a pie is divided among four friends? 19. What nail should you never hit with a hammer? 20. What ring is square? 21. Why is the sun like a loaf of bread?
wendyhuihui
Q: Which word in the English language is most often pronounced incorrectly?A: incorrectly!Q: What occurs twice in a lifetime, but once in every year. Twice in a week but never in a day?A: The letter EQ: Mr and Mrs Haines have three daughters and each daughter has two brothers. How many children do Mr and Mrs Haines have?A: 5; three daughters and two sons.Q: Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?A: Wrong Q: Can you find something which has keys that open no locks, with space but no room, and allows you to enter but not to go in?A: Keyboard 时间来不及了就不给你翻译了，需要翻译的话追问吧，我晚点给你翻译
