sevenweish
我最早接触到的“中式英语”是：I give you same colour see see！（我给你点颜色看看！）现在“中式英语”比比皆是，“long time no see”（很久不见），“Good good study，day day up”（好好学习，天天向上），知名度很高。自1994年以来加入国际英语行列的词汇中，中式英语贡献了5％至20％，超过任何其他来源；中式英语“long time no see”（很久不见）已成为标准英文词组。当中国人发明了“good good study，day day up”（好好学习，天天向上）后，这个看起来有些雷人的词汇就带领着Chinglish（中式英语）一路前进。 中式英语引国外追随者 中式英语指的是那种语法不对、拼写错误带有中文习惯的英语，主要见之于中国许多地方的标牌。瑞克是中式英语的坚定拥趸，他坚称，自己对中式英语的兴趣是出于“喜欢而非嘲笑”，大多数网民似乎也抱这样的态度，他们喜爱而不是鄙夷中式英语。 将来老外也会用day day up今年，互联网上曾展开了一项“票选十大中式英语”调查，结果显示“Good good study，day day up”（好好学习，天天向上）以3417票高居榜首。有媒体统计，7成参加投票的网友表 示赞成中式英语的使用，认为中式英语既有趣又被大家口耳相传，将来老外也会这么用。全球语言监督会主席帕亚克曾对媒体表示，由于中国经济增长的影响，它现在对国际英语的冲击比英语国家还大。1994年以来加入国际英语行列的词汇中，中式英语贡献了5％至20％，超过任何其他来源。 long time no see是标准英文词组 在对待中式英语的态度上，一些外国人并没有觉得它们是严重的错误，他们的观点是：有趣，甚至有意义。一种语言在使用过程中必定会入乡随俗、受到使用者的影响，不管其母语使用者是否同意。中式英语“long time no see”（很久不见）已成为标准英文词组。 一位中文名为纪韶融的德国青年非常来劲，他还出了本名为《日常生活中的中式英语》的书。在纪韶融看来，如果以后有朋自远方到中国来，再也看不到“Wel─come to Presence”（欢迎光临）这样的中式英语，而只剩下一个干巴巴的Welcome，那将是多么的索然无味。他还在著作里颇具善意地分析了中式英语产生的原因。他认为，不管是汉语拼音，还是中式英语，都是一种装饰，不必太认真。
胡来，任性
中式英文1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6．you me you me彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son你有两下子。 19.好好学习，天天向上：good good study,day day up! 英式中文“东施效颦”的标注是“dance shopping”，“千军万马”是“changing warmer”，“万恶淫为首”则是“while in well show”，
Greta：）杨婷
好吧 我有一个很经典的广为人知笑话有一天有一个在美国的中国移民老太太目击了一个车祸，警察就问她发生了什么，她英文也不好，就说："one car come,one car go,two car 砰砰,one car die."还有一个就是父辈学英语的时候经典句子Chairman Mao long life long life long long life!翻译过来就是毛主席万岁万岁万万岁！
佑玲天涯
1、China is a beautiful country ,there are lot of cities.Beijing is one of the biggest cities,and it is also the capital of China. If you go to Beijing ,you can enjoy the beautiful sight, you also can go to the Great Wall,you can go hiking on the wall,it is very comfortable.============================================================2、When the sun out of the East China Sea waves,Pamirs plateau is still the stars shine.When the north is covered with snow world,Southern has already permeated with lively spring.We love you, china!===============================================================3、Chinese dreamA record of the Chinese nation to win the remarkable history of independence and liberation from suffering humiliation to.Chinese dreamFor carrying.The great course of socialism with Chinese characteristics road a painstaking exploration.Chinese dreamShow the bright future of socialism with Chinese characteristics.==================================================================4、China is a dragon, the ancient and long. Between yesterday and tomorrow, Pentium and soar.5、China is a dragon, raising hundreds of millions of children. Between yesterday and tomorrow, Pentium and soar.6、East and West, since ancient times, Chinese people from generation to generation, grow sturdily in your arms.7、The graceful bridges, with silk sigh. That stretch as far as eye can see grassland, a rainbow dream.8、The vast snowy forest, there is a vast snow. The beauty of the southern scenery, has a charming Pina colada.9、When problems arise, China has a great way of coming closely together.10、Fifty-six people to each other11、The Chinese nation to firmly grasp their own destiny12、The rising of a few girls in Bedford Yanhuang, national unity and peacefulness Qianxiang Na13、The Pentium river rolled glittering spray, Trinidad steppe resound with the Matouqin soulful sound. Chinese people pay tribute to the motherland!14、We are Chinese, Chinese is our. We bravely assume their mission, I wish the country a more beautiful!15、Republic of China sixty youthful, Greater China million years in glory16、Sixty years, the glory and the dream of numerous sons and daughters; toward the future, let us create more brilliant with both hands.17、the sons and daughters of one mind, the difficulties encountered were hard work, harmonious society and to join hands with little fuss, the mother of the motherland!18、Wu Yanhuang, Yu china. To be the promising, will the Chinese19、60 years of trials and hardships, let backward into the past. 60 years of trials and hardships, let spring forever china.20、The motherland ah, you is thousands of years of history accumulation【请采纳
奕彩彩绘
．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡3 what’s up?你上了吗？4 we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿5．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.人怕出名猪怕壮7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！8．you me you me彼此彼此9．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！10．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…11．WATCH SISTER表妹12．American Chinese not enough美中不足13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述14．heart flower angry open心花怒放15．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过16．deepblue press黯然销魂掌17．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条
