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守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本 你可以自己调节角色~ （因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.） 旁白：Today we will have a role play named “to stand by a tree stump waiting for a hare”. I’m the voice-over. They are the rabbits. She is the farmer and she is the tree. [begin] [Chapter 1] 旁白：Now we are in a village. It is a warm morning. There is a farmer living in this village. Look! Here comes him. Isn’t he modern? [开始.树上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.] [农夫冷酷地上.] 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上） [冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was young, I studied in Shuren International School![掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起] So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look! This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch! This my MP5!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this? A rabble? No no no~~It’s my modern —— hoe~![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱] Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming should be combined with music~! Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] [Chapter 2] 旁白：Oh~ What a funny farmer he is! And what about this tree? Is she crazy too? 树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱：哼哼哈西!] I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall! And I’m Strong! If you hit me, you will die! Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A.树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A（一开始不知道状况.以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody, I’m Jay! I love U!I love Nanjing![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《BLABLA~~》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演（旁白）上] 导演（旁白）：[微笑着]Hello! I’m the film director. [拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit, understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》.导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh! It’s mine!（很兴奋地拿着下场） 旁白：Now she is a rabbit. What will she do? 兔子A：OK, now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子] 旁白: Suddenly, the farmer sees the rabbit… 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] 旁白：But …How can he catch the rabbit? With the gun? [农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this! 农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）] 农夫：Thank you! 兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”.兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.（旁白：当当当当——|拟枪声|）兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树（树：Oh, my god ! ）继续痛苦中弹状.] 兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me! 树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地] 农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上.倒地睡到树旁边] [Chapter 3] …… 旁白：Look! The farmer is sleeping! And the rabbit was knocked down, so he is also sleeping now… Oh, no, no! The rabbit is awake! How is it going on then? 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机] [兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处.又自觉地把自己绑在树上.突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call someone to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,拿起手机] But how to use it? 旁白：I don’t know how to do… Who can tell him how to use it?! 树：[走上前]Let me tell U. Look, press this button![给兔子] 兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] Hello? 李咏（旁白）：[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please! 兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉] 李咏（旁白）:Answer me! Answer me! En..? Hello?Hi, Hi?[很郁闷地下台] 兔子A：Now let me call again. [拨打] Hello? 兔子B：Hello. 兔子A：Hey Jackey! 兔子B：Hey tommy! 兔子A：How are you doing? 兔子B：Fine, thank you. And U? 兔子A：I’m fine too! How are your parents doing? 兔子B：They are fine, thank you. And U? 兔子A：They are fine, too! How is your uncle doing? 兔子B：He’s fine, thank you! And U? 兔子A：He’s fine , too! 兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY! 兔子A：No no no! I’m in danger now! Come and help me! 兔子B：But where are you? 兔子A：I’m under a tree! 兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you? 兔子A：I see a rabbit , rather like you! 兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come! Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开] 旁白：[摇摇头]How lovely and funny they are ! 兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上] 兔子A：Hahaha! My friend will come and save me, yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了] 旁白：Look, the rabbit’s friend comes here. How will he save his friend? [兔子B上]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here! Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A hoe![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍.旁白：What a poor tree it is!] 树：Stop!What will you do? 兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend. 树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! 兔子B：Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操.做着做着对树说“Follow me!” （企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操. 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A.但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的.兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕.树继续绑着兔子A] 兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh! I’ve got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏（旁白）. 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A.树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开.兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作.树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作.树和A陶醉其中.B要唤醒A：“Wake up! Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉.] 兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop!（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上] 树：Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞.] 兔子A：[看四周] I’m free! Oh yes, I’m free! Thank you, Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带.兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说：“暴头!”死翘.] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A：“Tommy! Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A] [这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面] 兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying! [也翘了] [Chapter 4] 旁白：The rabbit B not only can’t save his friend, but also was suppressed by the farmer… Oh, the farmer is awake now! 农夫：[农夫这时候醒了.擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?! Oh, maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场] 树：[还在验钞的树正高兴,突然发现是假钞]Ah!There’s something wrong with the note, It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去] 旁白：Since that day, the farmer always sleeps behind this tree whole day to get more rabbits to eat. But he never catches one rabbit any more. Now it is the end of this play. We want to use this role play to show you that you can’t reap without sowing, you must work hard to get your own harvest. Thank you for your watching!
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Scene 1场景1：皇宫Characters：the Emperor ，Soldier-A and Soldier-B(人物：皇帝，士兵A, 士兵 B)Narrator：Many years ago there lived an emperor. He was veryfond of new clothes that he spent all his money in order to obtain them; hisonly wish was to always be well dressed. He had a coat for every hour of theday. One day, the Emperor said (to Soldiers):旁白：很久以前有一个皇帝，他非常喜欢新衣服，因此他把他所有的钱都花在衣服上，他唯一的愿望就是每时每刻都能穿得很漂亮。在一天里，他每个钟头都要换一套新的衣服。有一天，皇帝（对士兵说……）Emperor：Are there any new things about clothes today?皇帝：今天有没有有关新衣服的消息？ Soldier-A：Today man came to our city. They said they were thebest weavers in the world.士兵A：今天有两个人来到我们的城市，他们说自己是世界上最好的织工。Soldier-B：And that they could produce the finest cloth, whichwas not only beautiful, but the clothes couldn’t be seen to any man who stupid.士兵B: 他们还说他们能织出最美丽的布。这些布不仅仅非常好看，而且用它缝出来的衣服，凡是愚蠢的人都看不见。Emperor：That must be wonderful cloth, if I dress in a suitmade of this cloth, I can find out which men are unfit for their places orstupid. I must ask them to weave for me right now.皇帝：这一定是非常奇异的布，如果我能够穿上这种布做成的衣服，我就能够找出我的王国里哪些人是不称职的，哪些人是愚蠢的。我要叫他们马上织出这种布。Emperor：(to soldier-A) Find them and ask them make cloth forme.皇帝：把他们找来，叫他们来给我织布。Soldier-A：Yes, right away.士兵A：好的，我立刻去。Emperor：(to soldier-B) Set up two rooms for them.皇帝：准备两间房子给他们。Soldier-B：Yes, right away.士兵B：是的，我立刻去做。 Scene 2场景2：织布机房，投影片画面上有织布机，有灯光。Characters：Narratoe, Weaver A, Weaver BNarrator：The two weavers were asked to work in the two newrooms. They pretended to be very hard at work, but they did nothing whatever inthe rooms. They asked for the finest silk and the most precious gold-cloth, andworked in the empty rooms till late at night.旁白：两个织工被叫到两间新房子工作。他们假装努力工作，实际上却什么都没有做。他们要求找来最好的丝绸和最贵的金纺布料，假装在那些空房间里工作到深夜。（表演建议：解说时，两个骗子在机房里做着织布的动作，按剧情表演。 Scene 3场景3：皇宫（与场景1 同）Characters: the Emperor ，Old Minister (皇帝，老大臣)Emperor：(几天后皇帝在皇宫里走来走去) I should very much like to know how they are getting on with thecloth. But if I can not see it, I am stupid. I don't want that. I must sendsomebody else to look.皇帝：我很想知道他们的织布究竟织得怎样了。但如果我看不见的话，那就说明我是愚蠢的人。我不能这样做，我应该先派一个人去看看。Emperor：( to the old minister)You an honest man. So I want youto take a look at my new cloth and report back to me.皇帝：（对老大臣说）你是个诚实聪明的人，所以我派你去看一看我的新布料，然后向我汇报。Old Minister：Yes, right away.老大臣：我现在就去。 Scene 4场景4（与场景2同） Characters：Minister，Weaver-A, Weaver-B〉Old Minister：(老大臣来到那两间新房子。边看、边想着……看了看，走到台的一侧，对观众说) Oh!my god! I cannot seeanything at all.大臣：我的天啊！我什么都看不见。Weaver-A：Hello! Mr. Minister, come closer and you'll see.织工A：你好，大臣先生，你可以走近点，看清楚一点。Weaver-B:Oh, Mr.Minister, did you see these beautiful colors. How wonderful it is!织工B：啊，大臣先生，看见这些漂亮的颜色吗？多么美啊！Narrator：The poor minister tried his very best, but he couldsee nothing, for there was nothing to be seen.He thought, "Oh dear, can Ibe so stupid? I should never have thought so, and nobody must know it! Is itpossible that I am not fit for my office? No, no, I cannot say that I wasunable to see the cloth.旁白：这个可怜的大臣尽他最大的努力去看，可是他什么都看不到，因为那里根本就什么东西都没有。大臣想：天啊，难道是我愚蠢的人？我从来都没怀疑过自己，也不能让任何人知道。难道是我不适合这个位置？不，不，我不能说我没有看到布。Weaver-A：Haveyou nothing to say?织工A：现在你有什么意见吗？Old Minister：Oh, it is very pretty. Very very beautiful! Whatbeautiful patterns(式样)! Whatbright colors! I will tell the Emperor this is the best cloth in the world.老大臣：啊，多么美啊，美极了！多么漂亮的式样啊，多么美丽的色彩啊！我会呈报皇帝这是天下最好的布。Weaver-A and Weaver-B：We are happyto hear that.织工A和B：听到你的话我们真高兴。Narrator：Theweavers told the cloth to him. The old minister listened carefully, so that hecould relate it back to the Emperor. Then the weavers asked for more money,silk and gold. They kept everything for themselves, and pretended to work hard.旁白：织工们向大臣描述这些布的颜色和花纹，大臣注意的听着，以便照样说给皇帝听。然后两个织工要求更多的钱，丝和金子。他们把所有东西都装进了自己的腰包，还是继续在空空的机架上假装工作。 Scene 4场景4皇宫Characters: theEmperor, Young MinisterEmperor (to the Young Minister)：I always thoughtyou were more honest than the old minister. So you go and see how they weregetting on, and if the cloth is nearly finished or not.皇帝（对年轻大臣说）：我一直都认为你老大臣更诚实，因此你去看看他们进行得怎样，看看布是不是快织好了。Young Minister：Thank you for your praise.年轻大臣：谢谢您的夸奖。 Scene 5场景5：织布机房，同场景2）Characters: Young Minister，Weaver-A Weaver-B〉Narrator：Like the old minister, he looked and looked but couldsee nothing, as there was nothing to be seen.旁白：就像老臣一样，他看了又看，但是什么也没看见，因为那里本来就没有东西。（建议表演：年轻达成像那个老的大臣一样，他看了又看，非常疑惑的样子。） Weavers：Is it a beautiful piece of cloth?织工们：这块布漂亮吗？Young Minister：(想一想，走到一侧，对观众说)I am not stupid, it is therefore my goodappointment for which I am not fit. It is very strange, but I must not let anyone know.年轻达成：我并不愚蠢，可能是我不适合担当现在的官职。这真够奇怪的，但是我不能让其他人知道。Young Minister：It is excellent!年轻大臣：这真是太美了！Weavers：Thank you very much. You are a very clever man. Pleaseask the king to come review our product.织工们：谢谢，你真是一位聪明的人，你可以回去请皇帝来看我们的杰作了。Young Minister：I will tell the king.年轻大臣：我会向皇帝报告的。Narrator：The weavers described to him the colors and explainedthe curious pattern. The Official listened attentively, so that he might relateto the Emperor what they said. Everybody in the whole town talked about theprecious cloth.旁白：织工们向他描述这些布奇异的颜色和花纹，年轻达成注意的听着，以便回到皇帝那去，可以照样说出来。城市里所有的人都在谈论这些奇异的布。 Scene 6场景：在织布机房里Characters: the Emperor，Official-A , Official-B,Narrator：In the end, the Emperor decided to see the cloth. Hecame to the rooms with all his staff. 旁白：最后，皇帝决定亲自去看看。他跟着他的大臣们来到机房。Emperor：( 看了看，走到台侧惊讶地对着观众说)What is this? I don’t see anything at all. Am I stupid? Am I unfitto be emperor? How terrible it is.（转向两个骗子，说）Really, your cloth has ourmost gracious approval.皇帝：怎么回事？我什么都看不见，难道我愚蠢？还是我不适合当皇帝呢？好可怕啊。啊，你们的布我非常赞赏。Narrator：All his attendants with him could see nothing at all.旁白：皇帝的随从们都没有看到任何东西。Official-A, Official-B：It is very beautiful.（装作赞美的样子）官员A和B：太漂亮了。Official-B：It is the most beautiful cloth what I have seen in my life.官员B: 这是我一生中所见过的最漂亮的布。Official-A：You can wear the new clothes at a great processionwhich will soon take place.官员A: 你可以穿着新衣服参加即将举办的盛大游行队伍。Emperor：I will appoint you as Imperial Court weavers.皇帝：（对两个骗子说）我将雇佣你们为宫廷纺织师。 Scene 7场景7：在皇宫里Characters: the Emperor，Official-A, Official-B, Weaver-A andWeaver-BNarrator：The whole night before the procession, the weaverspretended to work. Everyone saw that they were busy to finish the emperor's newsuit.旁白： 举行游行大典的前一天晚上，两个织工假装在工作。人们可以看出他们是在忙着赶制皇帝的新装。Weaver-A and Weaver-B：Theemperor's new suit is ready now.织工们：皇帝的新装做好了。Narrator：The Weavers held their arms up as if they heldsomething in their hands .旁白：织工们把他们的手臂高高举起，好象他们手里拿着什么东西。Weaver-A：These are the trousers!织工A：这是裤子。Weaver-B：This is the coat!织工B：这是大衣。Weaver-A：Here is the cloak!织工A：这是斗篷。Weaver-B：Try on your new clothes. You will find them as lightas the air.织工B：试试您的新衣服吧。您将发现他们轻的就像空气。All the Officials：Indeed!所有官员：是啊。Weaver-A：Please your Majesty now to take off your dress, andput on these new suits before the large mirror.织工A：现在请陛下脱去衣服，我们要在这个大镜子面前为陛下换上新装。 Narrator：The emperor undressed, and the Weavers pretended toput the new suit upon him, and the emperor looked at himself in the mirror fromevery side.旁白：皇帝脱去身上的衣服，织工们假装给他穿上新衣，皇帝在镜子前转换着角度看着镜子里的自己。Official-A：How wonderful they look!官员A：这衣服真好看啊！Official-B：How well they fit!官员B：这衣服真合身啊!Young Minister：What a beautiful colours!How nice the cloth is!年轻大臣：多好看的花纹啊！这真是一套华丽的衣服！ Scene 8场景8：在大街上Characters: theEmperor，Official-A, Official-Bresident-Aresident-B, the father and a little boyNarrator：The emperor marched in the procession under abeautiful canopy. People who saw him on the street exclaimed in surprise.旁白：皇帝在那个富丽的华盖下游行着，所有站在街上和窗户的人都在惊叫着。Resident-A：Indeed, the emperor's new suit is nice!居民A：真的，皇帝的新装真的无与伦比！那长袍多适合他啊！Resident-B： Yes,of course I saw it . Itis very wonderful.居民B：是啊，我当然看见了，这真是奇妙啊。Narrator：Nobody wished to let others know he saw nothing, for then he wouldhave been unfit for his office or too stupid. Never were the emperor's clothesmore admired.旁白：没有人想让别人知道他什么都看不见，因为这样他会暴露自己的不称职，或者是太愚蠢。皇帝的衣服从来没有得到这样普遍的称赞。Little boy：But he has nothing on at all.小男孩：可是他什么都没有穿啊。Father：Good heavens! Listen to the voice of an innocentchild.父亲：上帝啊，你听听这小孩子纯真的声音。Narrator：At once, everyone whispered to the other what thechild had said.旁白：同时大家把这小孩子讲的话传播开来。Resident-A：But he has nothing on at all.居民A: 他什么也没有穿。Resident-B：But he has nothing on at all.居民B：他什么也没有穿。Narrator：At last all the people cried out. The emperor thoughtthat they may be right, but he must finish the parade. 旁白：后来所有的人都在大叫。皇帝想也许老百姓说的话是对的。不过他对自己说，现在我必须把这个游行大典举行完毕。Narrator：And the officials walked with still greater dignity,as if they carried the train which did not exist.旁白：他的内臣们仍旧庄严地跟在他的后面，手中托着一个并不存在的长袍。
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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
