跳蚤的华丽转身
The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"2:老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去? 小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!3:hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend? -oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at. everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her. "are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly. "yes,"she whispered. 4:how are you ?怎么是你? how old are you ?怎么老是你?
左村爆破兵
People: young charges Attendants Abai rural areas: (60 to 70 years old, humorous) Rural Daniang: (age ibid., bold and vigorous sense of humor) (Bamboo accompaniment) Attendants: Today, November 25 To work really hard, Payment of a wandering line I should be confused notalgia We should see the classes, I ah who (prevarication and) 5:00 invited me to eat ribs outside, But his birthday today, I have to for him to celebrate! Abai: (singing) My home on the Songhua River in northeast ah, There are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum. …… I have nothing to do something good small drank wine ah, 5 ringleader, 666, drinking Haiting ease.
小人鱼不流泪
这个是我根据一个故事改编的,有5个人物和一个解说,差不多10分钟,要看表演时是否有动作等。4 WivesN: narrator M: merchantW1: wife 1W2: wife 2W3: wife 3W4: wife 4N: There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. M: I also loved my 3rd wife very much. I’m very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to my friends. However, I am always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. N: He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. W2: I am his second wife. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to me and I would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. W1: I am his first wife, a very loyal partner and have made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, he did not love me and although I loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of me. N: One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself: M: Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be! I will ask my 4th wife. (to his 4th wife) Hey, darling, I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company? W4: No way! Goodbye, dying man! M: Oh, her answer cut me like a sharp knife right into my heart. I am so sad. I will ask my 3rd wife. (turn to 3rd wife) Sweetie, I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?W3: No! Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!M: I feel my heart sank and turned cold. I will ask my 2nd wife.(turn to 2nd wife) Dear,I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?W2: I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time! At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.M: Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and I am devastated. W1: I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.M: Oh my dear first wife, you are so skinny, almost like you suffered from malnutrition. I am greatly grieved, but I would say to you I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!N: Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure. Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.楼主啊,编个短剧要花时间啊,这个是手头现成的,你要不急的话,我还能看看再编一个。着急要的话,你就只好“拿来”了。
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PREVIEW: Sushil is so stingy, even a god takes notice.GENRE: Fables, folktales CULTURE: Buddhist, Asian Indian THEME: Stinginess READERS: 11 or more READER AGES: 8 and up LENGTH: 7 minutes ROLES: Narrators 1-4, Sushil, Boy, Nirmala, Sakka, Man, Woman, Rajah, (Servant), (Other Townspeople), (Children)NOTES: This tale comes from the Jataka, an ancient Buddhist collection of folktales, legends, and fables. Sakka, the King of Heaven, is a popular figure found in many of those tales. For best effect, place NARRATORS 1 and 2 at far left (as seen from the audience), and 3 and 4 at far right. To help Sakka imitate Sushil, Sushil should use a distinctive funny voice. Sushil is pronounced “SOO-shil.” Nirmala is pronounced “NEER-ma-la.” Sakka is pronounced “SOK-a,” sounding like “sock a.”--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NARRATOR 1: Sushil was a miser. Though his treasure house was full, he was too stingy to give away even the smallest coin.NARRATOR 4: And since food cost money, he ate almost nothing, and starved his family and servants besides.NARRATOR 2: One morning, as Sushil took his daily walk through town, he saw a boy eating a sweet rice dumpling.BOY: (makes loud sounds of enjoyment as he eats)NARRATOR 3: Sushil’s mouth watered as he made his way home. He said to himself,SUSHIL: If only I could ask my wife to make me a sweet dumpling. But if I wanted one, so would my wife. And if my wife wanted one, so would the children. And if the children wanted one, so would the servants. So I had better just keep quiet.NARRATOR 1: When Sushil arrived home, he said nothing about a dumpling. But he wanted one so badly, he felt weak. His legs shook, and he had to go to bed.NARRATOR 4: His wife, Nirmala, came to him. She asked,NIRMALA: What is wrong, my husband?NARRATOR 2: Sushil lay groaning and clenched his teeth.NIRMALA: Is there something you want?NARRATOR 3: Sushil’s face grew red, then purple. At last he squeaked,SUSHIL: I would like a sweet rice dumpling.
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5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin 【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧 【The Gifts (礼物)】中英文短剧剧本 【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin 灰姑娘的剧本 【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan