我要拉屎的英文

Where's the toilet

I wanna go to poopoo.

文明说法I want to take a dump.我要上大号（拉屎）”

“我要大便”怎样用礼貌的英语表达？1. Bowel movement 排便Do you have a regular bowel movement every day?你每天排便还正常吗？2.Number 2 大号Where’s the bathroom? I need to go number 2厕所在哪里啊？我得上个大号了。3.Take a dump 拉屎Hey man, I need to take a dump.兄弟，我想拉屎。4.John 厕所/茅房I have to visit the john.我得去茅房了。5. Poop/defecate/shit 拉屎I need to poop/defecate/shit now.我现在想拉屎。

I want to shit

I have to take a shit. I have to do a number 2. I need to defeacte. A bowel movement is coming. Where is a bathroom. Where is the head. Where is a restroom. Where is a loo (if you are in England). Where is a toilet. It is rather vulgar to say what you will do in a restroom. It is nobody's business. And I am sure nobody cares about what you do. Besides, I am sure nobody will think you are having dinner in it!