自飘自落
Surviving a beautiful young lady abortion, doctors get very pain, deliberately miss shout; Ache! Can't stand it! Doctor: can't stand also be, who call when you feel do not come to me.
佼佼猪猪
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？ Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。 We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out. 我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗？哦， 我不知道。他咬人吗？ 这正是我想要知道的。
小懒虫菲菲
A: hey tom! how are you recently?B: I am fine Jack, what about you?A: oh forgive me, i forgot your name?B: oh sorry, i forgot yours too! = =!!!
猪头小队长1982
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
wanguofang
1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回答我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。
2.What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币!
