霍爾因斯基
Butterfly sister. How are you? BF: Fine, thank you. And you? BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's sing and dance,OK? BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work. BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂头丧气而归) BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I can't catch a little fish? M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly. While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this. BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上) 旁白: A dragonfly and butterfly are coming, D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play. C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish. BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance. BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手势) M: 妈妈冲着小猫点头微笑。 旁白:After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish. BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too. (全体集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬,下) Waiting For Suicidal Hares 角色:A Hare,Elder Brother(EB),Younger Brother(YB),Neighbours 道具:兔子头饰锄头树桩谷物蔬菜模型 Scene 1 Two Brothers(出场,边跳锄头舞边唱): EB:I'm the Elder Brother. YB:I'm the Younger Brother. EB:I dislike working. YB:But I like working.Hard work brings good harvest. EB:Oh,it's so hot today.Let me have a rest.Oh,there's a tall tree.(到大树底下的一只树桩边打盹儿) Scene 2 Hare(随着快节奏音乐跑出): EB(忽然醒来,指着兔子大喊): Oh,a hare!A hare! Hare(随着一声巨响,撞在树桩上): Ouch!What...hap...pened?(旋转着倒下) EB:Oh!What a big hare!So big!So fat!I'll take it home and cook it. (EB拖着Hare下场) Scene 3 EB(边摸肚皮边抹嘴): How delicious the hare is! Since hare can come here and kill itself,why shouldn't I wait here for another? (扔下锄头,坐在树桩边等) 龟兔赛跑 (一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.) Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you? Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you? Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing? Tortoise: Oh, I'm running... Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run? Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss Rabbit,Ok? Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there? Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can. Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK? Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot? Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.) Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the line,please. (兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready? Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready. Parrot: One, two ,three. Go! (兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.) Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree. Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去) rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了) Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late. Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now. Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now. Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud. SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起,7个小矮人出场, D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: (齐说)Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起,动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主,公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
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初中英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白,但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本,欢迎阅读。
第一幕 开场白
旁白:Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter.
B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago.
C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer.
A: Oh, Can I go to the ball?
B and C: No!
B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty.
C: Yes, yes.
B: Your hair …(用手拨几下)
C: What a mass!
B: Your face
C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.(B拿出青蛙的.照片)
B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?
Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go!
C: Mum, what about him?
Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework.
A: But, Mum, I want to go there.
Stepmother: Oh, OK.
B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face?
Finally, they go without A.
第二幕 仙女下凡
A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball.
旁白: At this time a beautiful fairy appear.
Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad?
A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there.
Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服)
A:(喜出望外,准备去参加舞会。)
Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.(拿出一双耐克鞋)
A: Thank you, my respectful fairy.
第三幕 一见钟情
旁白:A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived.
门卫:The next, the Trade’s first son.
B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart.
Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have?
B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you
Princess: Pass.
门卫:The next. The Trade’s second son.
C: La la I am a
Princess: Pass.
旁白:At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor.
A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you?
Princess: Sure, please.
A: (扶着公主从宝座上走下,两人目光对视,走成一个圈,开始唱歌)。
旁白:All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness.
A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry.
Princess: Wait
旁白:In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him.
A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.)
第四幕 丢失的鞋
旁白:The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess.
侍卫:My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday.
Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince.
第五幕 结局
旁白:The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited.
B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe.
C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe.
Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time.
旁白:A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in.
侍卫:This is the shoe. Come and try it.
旁白:At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured.
B: why can’t I put it on?
Stepmother: My dear, let me help you.
旁白:The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly.
B: My princess, let’s go.(一瘸一拐)
Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe.
C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either.
旁白:The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel.
C: My princess, let’s go.
Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. (一瘸一拐)
侍卫:Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here?
A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.)
Princess: Wow, you are my prince.
Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy.
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