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10条冷笑话,就几句话,1)TalkbacktoyourRiceKrispies.Allofasudden,actoffended,throwthebowlonthefloorandkickit.Refusetocleanitup,explaining,"No,Iwanttowatchthemsuffer."跟你的米酥(一种零食)讲话,然后突然!表现出你被冒犯的样子,把装米酥的碗摔在地上、并一脚踹上去。跟你的室友说你不会打扫,并解释:“我就是要看他们被折磨的样子!”2)Everytimeyourroommatewalksinyell,"Hooray!You'reback!"asloudasyoucananddancearoundtheroomforfiveminutes.Afterwards,keeplookingatyourwatchandsaying,"Shouldn'tyoubegoingsomewhere?"每次你室友回来的时候都大声欢呼:“哇!你回来啦!!”然后围着他跳舞跳上五分钟,接着就一直看表,问他:“你是不是该出去一趟啊?”3)Makeasandwich.Don'teatit,leaveitonthefloor.Ignorethesandwich.Waituntilyourroommategetsridofit,andthensay,"Hey,wheretheheckismysandwich!?"Complainloudlythatyouarehungry.做个三明治,不要吃、把它丢在地板上。然后就无视那块三明治、直到你室友受不了把它给扔了。这时候你就可以大声喊饿,问:“我那该死的三明治哪儿去了!?”4)Whileyourroommateisout,glueyourshoestotheceiling.Whenyourroommatewalksin,sitonthefloor,holdyourhead,andmoan.趁你室友外出的时候,把你的鞋子沾在天花板上,等他回来的一瞬间坐在地板上,摸着头大叫痛。5)Tellyourroommate,"I'vegotanimportantmessageforyou."Thenpretendtofaint.Whenyourecover,sayyoucan'trememberwhatthemessagewas.Lateron,say,"Oh,yeah,Iremember!"Pretendtofaintagain.Keepthisupforseveralweeks.对你室友说:“我有个重要的消息要告诉你!”然后装晕倒。接着等你醒过来的时候就跟他说你忘记是什么消息了。等一会,又说“哦!我记起来了!”然后继续装晕倒。这样持续玩上个几星期。6)Collecthundredsofpensandpilethemononesideoftheroom.Keeponepencilontheothersideoftheroom.Laughatthepencil.买一大堆笔回来,在房间的一边排列好。然后只把其中一支放在房间的另一边,对着它大笑。7)Buysomeknives.Sharpenthemeverynight.Whileyou'redoingso,lookatyourroommateandmutter,"Soon,soon...."买一些刀回来,每天晚上磨,边磨边看着你的室友小声嘟哝:“快了、就快了……”8)Drawatinyblacklineonyournose.Makeitbiggereveryday.Lookatitandsay,"Thehair,it'sgrowing.Growing!"在你的鼻子上画一条细线,每天加粗一点,然后对着你的室友喊:“看!它在生长!在生长!”9)Moveeverythingtoonesideoftheroom.Askyourroommateifheknowshowmuchanelephantweighs,andlookatthefloorontheemptysideoftheroomwithconcern.把房间里所有东西都移到墙边,一边很认真地盯着地板看,一边问你室友:你觉得一头大象能有多重呢?10)Collectpotatoes.Paintfacesonthemandgivethemnames.Nameoneafteryourroommate.Separateyourroommate'spotatofromtheothers.Waitafewdays,andthenbakeyourroommate'spotatoandeatit.Explaintoyourroommate,"Hejustdidn'tbelong."收集一堆土豆、给它们分别画上脸、取名字。然后把那个以你室友命名的和其他土豆分开。几天后把它烤来吃了,跟你的室友解释说:“它就是跟大家合不来嘛……”文章来源转载请注明出处
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高中英语小故事短文
在阅读中获得的英语词汇,因为有语境,能让我们记忆更深。下面是我整理的高中英语小故事,欢迎阅读!
1. Camels 骆驼的故事
At the small zoo camel ask: "Mother Mother, why do we eyelashes so long?" Camel mother said: "When the wind came, the long eyelashes will enable us to be able to see the direction of the storm." small camel asked: "Mother Mother, why do we camels back then, the die ugly!" camel mother, said: "This is called hump, you can help us store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can tolerate more than a dozen in the desert day of potable water without conditions. "small camel asked:" Mother Mother, why do we so thick the soles of the feet? "camel mother said:" That will enable us to many of the body is not stuck in soft sand, to facilitate long-distance ah journey. "small camel pleased bad:" Wow, so useful that we ah!! But mother, why we are still in zoos, do not desert hiking? "
2、The Boys And The Frogs 男孩和青蛙
One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said, ¨Boys, please don‟t throw stones at us.〃The boys said, ¨We are only playing.〃 ¨I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us,〃 said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away. 春天里的一天,一些顽皮的男孩在一个水塘边玩耍。他们开始往水里扔石块。许多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕这些男孩,因为石头曾弄伤了他们中的'一些。最后一只老青蛙把他的脑袋探出水面,他说:“孩子们,请别向我们扔石头。”男孩说:“我们只是在玩耍。”“我知道,但请别扔石头,孩子们。对你们而言的玩耍对我们可意味着死亡。”老青蛙说。因此男孩们不再扔石头并且离开了
3. A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yestrday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
4. The Fox. and the Crow
A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its beak and settle on a branch of a tree. „That‟s for me, as I am a Fox,‟ said Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the tree. „Good-day, Mistress Crow,‟ he cried. „How well you are looking to-day: how glossy your feathers; how bright your eye. I feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds, just as your figure does; let me hear but one song from you that I may greet you as the Queen of Birds.‟ The Crow lifted up her head and began to caw her best, but the moment she opened her mouth the piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to be snapped up by Master Fox. „That will do,‟ said he. „That was all I wanted. In exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of advice for the future. ‟Do not trust flatterers.‟
5、The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.
Zeal should not outrun discretion.
有只鸽子口渴得很难受,看见画板上画着一个水瓶,以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去,不料一头碰撞在画板上,折断了翅膀,摔在地上,被人轻易地捉住了。 这是说,有些人想急于得到所需的东西,一时冲动,草率从事,就会身遭不幸。
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很多高中生都会有需要用到英语励志故事的时候,那么高中英语励志故事都有哪些呢?一起来看看吧。
The plum tree sacrifices itself for the peach tree-Sacrifice oneself for another person
This idiom comes from a old folk song. the last two stanzas go like this:
One family has five brothers, all serving to a minister as attendants. Every five days, they go back home for a reunion, decorating their horses and garments with shining gold. They vie with each other for ostentation and extravagance, attracting crowds of onlookers along the road.
Now there is a peach tree by a well, and a plum tree next to it. When worms come to gnaw at the root of the peach tree, the plum tree invites them to gnaw at its own root. Finally, the plum dies, ossified.
Even trees know how to sacrifice for other trees, why can't brothers do the same?
李代桃僵
这个成语来自于一首古老的民歌。 歌曲的最后两段说的是:
一户人家有兄弟五人,都在一个大官的家中做仆人。每隔五天,他们会回家团聚一次。他们用金子装饰马匹和衣服,吸引了许多路人来看。五人互不相让,相互比较谁的排场大。
如今一口井边有一棵桃树,桃树旁是一棵李树。有虫子来咬桃树的根,李树便让虫子来咬自己的根。最终,李树变得僵硬,枯死了。
连树都知道为了别的树牺牲自己,为什么兄弟之间反而做不到呢?
Give up halfway
During the Warring States Period (475-221BC), there was a man called Yue Yangzi in State Yue. One day he saw a piece of gold on the road and picked it up. He took it home and gave it to his wife. But his wife was not happy. The virtuous woman said, "I hear that a man of morality doesn't drink a thief's water and a man of probity refuses to accept alms. What do you think of the action of picking up another's lost valuable and possessing it for one's own?"
Yue Yangzi, feeling ashamed, sent the gold back to where he found it.
the next year, Yue Yangzi felt that he should go out and visit scholars to enrich his knowledge. So he set off.
A year later, he came back home suddenly.
"Why have you returned?" asked his wife in surprise, "You've only spent one year studying with scholars."
"I come back because I missed you very much."
Without saying anything, his wife took a pair of scissors and went to the loom at which she had worked. Pointing at the half done brocade, she proclaimed : "This brocade is woven from the finest silk. I wove one strand after another to produce the brocade. Now if I cut it, all my previous work will be wasted. It's the same with your studies. You can acquire knowledge only through diligence. Now, you've stopped halfway. Isn't it the same as cutting the brocade on the loom?"
Yue Yangzi was moved by what she said. He again left home to visit scholars. Several years later he became a learned man.
半途而废
战国时期,魏国有个叫乐羊子的人。有一天,乐羊子在路上看到一块金子,他就捡起金子,带回了家并把它拿给妻子看。可他妻子一点儿也不高兴。这个贤惠的女人对他说:"我听人说'壮士不饮盗泉之水;廉洁的人不食嗟来之食'。把别人遗失的贵重之物捡起来据为己有,你怎么看待这种行为呢?"
乐羊子听了妻子的话,觉得很惭愧,就把那块金子又扔到原来的地方。
第二年,乐羊子离开家到了一个很远的地方,去拜师求学。
一年后,乐羊子突然回到家中,他的妻子很惊讶地问:"你怎么回来了?你才和那些学者学了一年呀。"乐羊子说:"我太想你了,所以回来看看。"
他的妻子听了以后,二话不说,拿起把剪刀走到她的织布机前。她指着那块已经完成了一半的锦缎说:"这块锦缎用的是最好的丝。我一丝丝的累积来织成这锦缎。如果我现在把它剪断,就等于前功尽弃。你求学也是这样。如果现在停止,和剪断织布机上的锦缎有什么区别?"
乐羊子被妻子的话所感动,于是立刻离开家,继续拜师求学。
几年后,乐羊子终于完成学业,成为一个博学的人。
Be there just to make up the number
During the Warring States Period (475-221BC), the King of the State of Qi was very fond of listening to yu ensembles. He often got together 300 yu players to form a grand music. The king treated his musician very well. A man named Nanguo heard about that and he managed to become a member of the band, even though he wan not good at playing the instrument at all. Whenever the band played for the king, Nanguo just stood in the line and pretended to play. Nobody realized he was making no sound at all. As a result, he enjoyed his treatment just as the other musician did. When the king died, his son became the new ruler who also liked the music played on the yu. However, he preferred solos so that he ordered the musicians to play the yu one by one. Therefore, Nanguo had to run out of the palace.
the idiom "Be there just to make up the number" is used to mock someone who passes for a specialist. You can also hear people saying it about themselves to show their modesty.
滥竽充数
战国时,齐宣王喜欢听竽,通常是三百人的大合奏。因为他给予乐师非常优厚的待遇,所以一个叫南郭的人尽管并不擅长吹竽,也设法混进乐队。当乐队演奏时,他就站在队伍里假装也在吹。没有人注意到其实他连一点声音也没吹出来,所以南郭也享受到和其他乐师一样的待遇。宣王死后,他的儿子继承了王位。他也喜欢听竽,可是他喜欢听独奏,让乐师一个个吹给他听,于是南郭不得不逃跑了。
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