劲草黑锅
在一个阳光明媚的清晨，灰太狼在摩尔城堡抓青蛙回去给老婆吃。Pleasant goat and grey wolf " " mole drama script in a sunny morning, grey wolf in the castle to catch the frog back to eat his wife.灰太狼：青蛙！青蛙！你别跑！我抓到你的！Grey Wolf: frog! Frog. Don't you run! I gotcha.灰太狼看见一群小羊在城堡露台上玩Grey wolf saw a group of sheep in the castle terrace to play灰太狼：嘿嘿，今晚要改菜单了......Grey Wolf: Hey, tonight will change the menu ... ..在狼堡.....The Wolf fort ....红太狼：青蛙呢？Wolf: the frog?灰太狼：老婆，我看到小羊了，这次我一定抓到小羊Grey Wolf: wife, I saw a lamb, this time I must catch the lamb红太狼：嗯，我就再信你一次这次一定要抓羊Red: Well, I'll trust you again this time to catch the sheep灰太狼：老婆，我发明了溜溜鞋走路比常人快一倍！Grey Wolf: wife, I invented yo-yo shoes to walk faster than average one times!红太狼：抓不到羊就别回来Red Wolf: catch the sheep do not come back在羊村......In the sheep village ... ..喜羊羊：今天天气真好，大家快来玩吧！Pleasant goat: the weather is nice today, we quickly come to play!美羊羊、懒羊羊、费羊羊：好呀！The beautiful sheep sheep, sheep, for sheep: ah!喜羊羊：玩什么呢？Pleasant goat: play what?美羊羊：抓迷藏吧The beautiful sheep sheep: hide and seek懒羊羊：睡觉、吃零食A lazy sheep sheep: sleep, eat snacks沸羊羊：我无所谓....Sturdy sheep: I don't care ....喜羊羊：玩抓迷藏吧Pleasant goat: a game of hide and seek.懒羊羊：我找个地方睡觉去A lazy sheep sheep: I find a place to sleep灰太狼：亲爱的小肥羊本大王来啦Grey Wolf: dear little sheep and the king.懒羊羊：ZzzzzzLazy: Zzzzzzzz灰太狼：小肥羊们你们好！Grey Wolf: little sheep are you good!喜羊羊：灰太狼来了快逃！！！Grey Wolf: pleasant goat to flee!!!美羊羊：救命！The beautiful sheep sheep : help!灰太狼：抓住美羊羊啦Grey Wolf: catch the beautiful sheep sheep沸羊羊：美羊羊我来救你！Sturdy sheep: pretty I came to help you!灰太狼：不自量力Grey Wolf: too big for her skin沸羊羊：救命喜羊羊Pleasant goat goat : help灰太狼：跟我回家吧Grey Wolf: come home with me.在狼堡........The Wolf fort ....灰太狼：老婆羊来了Grey Wolf: wife of sheep.红太狼：快烧水煮羊Red Wolf: fast firing boiled sheep沸羊羊：救命~Sturdy sheep: help ~喜羊羊：沸羊羊！美羊羊！Pleasant goat：Sturdy sheep！The beautiful sheep sheep美羊羊：喜羊羊救我The beautiful sheep sheep: Pleasant Goat and save me喜羊羊：恩，我来解开绳子Pleasant goat: Well, I come to untie the rope喜羊羊像狼堡扔了个炸弹就和美羊羊和沸羊羊走了Pleasant goat like the Wolf fort threw a bomb on the beautiful sheep sheep and goat go灰太狼、红太狼：我们一定会回来的！！！
大铭空调
1、《威尼斯商人》
威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。
该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现：一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式；另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯（Sophocles）创作的剧本。 《俄狄浦斯》电视剧以希腊神话和传说为基础，关于俄狄浦斯杀死父亲并嫁给母亲的故事，展现了典型的希腊悲剧冲突，即人与命运之间的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
第十二夜是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧。 它的写法大约是1600年至1602年。它于1623年在图书办公室注册，并于同年被纳入第一本作品集。 以抒情风格和浪漫喜剧的形式，这首歌再次演唱了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，展现了生命之美和爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
“束缚的普罗米修斯”是古希腊悲剧埃斯库罗斯的戏剧作品。 在剧中，普罗米修斯主要塑造了热爱人类而不屈服于暴力的辉煌形象。 情节简单，结构并不复杂，但一直被人们珍视并被视为经典杰作。
5、《鸟》
“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的杰作之一，它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中，两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会，贫富不分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
舞言李萍
剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。它是以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。剧本主要分为文学剧本与摄影剧本。
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒
J:沙僧
B:白骨精（何平） B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: （摸出，递给S）
S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回）
T: （缩手）I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: （递）Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!（坐）My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……
S: You will what（凶相）？
E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away……
T: Em……It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is……？
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!（走）
T: Let’s play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）
B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?（打出）
B1: Double King!
T: Oh…I win! Em……，Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）
S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）
B1: （倒）Ah……
T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!（深呼吸）
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）
S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）
T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!（变成太婆）
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T）
J: Look,（伸食指）how many?
T:Two……（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3）
B3: （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!（哭喊）
S: I’ll kill you, monster!（打）
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 "假"悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is……
T: Dont mention that guy any more!
B: （出现） Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后"飘"走）
T: （惊）You are……
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退）
B: （抓住T）Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha……
S: （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I cant understand……What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: （沉默）……Monkeys intuition（直觉）
T: Wukong（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理）Im sorry（小声）
S: What?
T: Im sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I……am……sorry……（S 捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
（谢幕）
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others （ O1, O2 O3 -----）
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers （ W1, W2,W3 -----）
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
（ At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.）
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: （ Together） Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. （ W1 is about to fall down.）
D: （Helps him up） Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: （ Takes W2’s temperature. ） So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.
W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
（ Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.）
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: （ Takes off her gold ring.） Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
（ Music） （ Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman）
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! （ He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives）
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. （ H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down）
X: （To W） Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
（ W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.）
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! （ X puts his socks into H’s mouth.） Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. （They go down.）
Scene 3
（Music） （X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along）
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: （ After reading it.） Hi! Salute. （ They Salute.） （ X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.）
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: （To O1） Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: （ Hands him the pass.） We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.
S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. （ Shows him his gun.）
S: All right! All right!
S: （ To O1） Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . （ Hands it to X.） Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: （ To O1） Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. （ He closes it.）
S: （ Makes a telephone call.） Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
（ X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.）
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: （Together） Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. （ They tie him up and beat him.）
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. （They go down.）
X: （X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him）
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
（ The end ）
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：旁白
旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁？路德？金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文"I have a dream "）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文"this is BBC…）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!
Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的.Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang…shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典？
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh, you liar. Just get out of here!! （to Liang Shanbo） Oh, darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: （sing）When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni
L: No door! （sing） Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.（sing）
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
（to kill）
L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden（sing）
（sing）
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果
L:亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀
S素年錦時
《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!
