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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye! N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man. U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please? F: Ok, here. U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck! N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly. D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地） D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒） D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous! D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me? D1: What a pity! N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist. S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible! N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed. King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife. F: Let me try , Perhaps I can. N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed. k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday? F: April 1.转自： K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?! N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤 超级搞笑,哈哈哈 从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚. 有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚. 有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿. 最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好. 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起. 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. SCENE I (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away! （Flying to the Fragrance country） Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess. Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it! SCENE II (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.) Prince: Oh~ there are many crows. Crow A: Please go away… Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here. Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.) Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers. Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air. Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please. Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.) Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back. (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.) Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes. Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense. Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him. /span> Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter. King: Yes! This is a happy ending. Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
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6人英语话剧剧本 （一）
Character descriptions:
（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.
（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.
（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……
SceneⅠ
（In Girls’ Dorm）
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）
M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）
OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.
SceneⅡ
（Boys’ Dorm）
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What’s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
（George and Mancy just keep talking.）
M: George, you’re so humorous.
T: （hits the desk） No more talking.
（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.）
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……
A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
（In class）
K: Sorry, I’m late.
（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）
K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes…
A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don’t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.
（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）
Scene Ⅳ
（On the road）
M: Where are we going?
G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.
G: That’s OK.
Oh, no! （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）
SceneⅤ
（In the hospital）
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I’m so sorry.
M: No, don’t say that.
G: But the surprise …
M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
（In the boys’ dorm）
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!
K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.
T: That’s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
（In the girls’ dorm）
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I’ve already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.
A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
6人英语话剧剧本 （二）
Cast
Raymond: Raymond
Kemp: Raymond’s father
Michelle: a passerby
Grace: a composer
Peggy: piano teacher
Heather: a composer
Summary
This play is about a singer’s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let’s take a look.
SCENE I
（Raymond’s home）
R’s F: Welcome to my house. It’s a little messy. Make yourself at home.
PT: That’s OK. We haven’t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven’t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?
R’s F: Yeah it’s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.
PT: He’s playing the piano very well.
R’s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.
PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I’m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it’s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.
R’s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.
SCENE II
（Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.）
R: I’ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don’t think I can play the piano well.
PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.
R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?
PT: Sure! I believe that you’ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.
R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!
PT: As long as you practice hard, I’ll be happy. By the way, I’m going to move to the States next month. I’m very sorry I can’t teach you anymore.
R: What? You mean…You can’t continue teaching me to play the piano?
PT: Yes. I’m so sorry. I’ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.
R: I’m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.
PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.
R: I’ll always remember what you said.
SCENE III
（Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.
But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.）
Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.
C1: （To composer 2） I think his songs are pretty good, but…
C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?
C1: Well, how about changing his style?
C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.
C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.
C2: （To Raymond） We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.
R: Thank you! But I don’t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can’t work together this time. Sorry!
C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!
SCENE IV
（Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.）
R: （ singing ）
（A passerby looked at him.）
P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.
R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don’t you think my style is strange? Why don’t you suggest I change it?
P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you’re the right person for us. Let’s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I’ll call you soon.
R: This is my phone number.
P: OK. Bye-bye.
SCENE V
（One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.）
Stranger: Is this Raymond?
Raymond: Speaking.
Stranger: This is a singing company. We appreciate your creation very much. We want to buy your copyright. We hope you can think about it seriously. If you want, you can come to America. We’ll pay for the plane ticket.
Raymond: OK, when?
Stranger: Next week.
（After that, Raymond published his first album and everyone liked his songs very much. He became a super star in America.）
SCENE VI
Stranger: Congratulations! This concert is very successful. Our boss wants to see you.
Raymond: Who is he? I don’t know him.
Stranger: Don’t ask so much. You’ll know when you see him.
（The stranger brings him to a large c
ompany.）
Raymond: Where is this?
Stranger: It’s the boss’s office. Please wait,
（A pretty lady came into the room.）
Raymond: Excuse me. Where’s your boss? I’m waiting for him.
Michelle: I’m the boss. Don’t you remember me?
Raymond: Oh, it’s you! So you’re my boss. Oh, my! I can’t believe this. It’s fate.
Michelle: It’s my mother’s last wish. She hoped you could be popular in America. She said you were the best student she had ever taught.
Raymond: She was my best teacher, too
6人英语话剧剧本 （三）
Toni:Mike, I really had fun today.
Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on
wood. Alright, do you like card tricks?
Toni: They're my favorite.
Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now think of that card.
Toni: The whole card?
Mike: Yeah, the whole thing. Ok, now, was your card the ace of spades?
Toni: No.
Mike: Ok, what does that say?
Toni: It says…No way, you read my mind!
Mike: Yeah. And I can read your thought too. Shame on you.
Toni: Shame on you.
Mike: Julie!
Julie: Don’t mind me.
Toni: Mike, who is this woman, and what's she doing with your shorts?
Mike: Ah, she's an employee. That will be all my good woman.
Julie: Mike, a word.
Mike: Later. You know you pay someone a salary and they think they own you.
Julie: Mike, you know you are not allowed to have girls in your room.
Toni: What are you, babe.
Julie: Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets home.
Toni: Mother?
Mike: Ah, listen. Toni, where were we?
Toni: Mike, I'm very sorry but I've got to leave.
Mike: Hey, no, no, no, no, Toni. Come on. Don’t listen to Julie. I mean she's just someone that
my parents hired to take care of my stupid little sister.
Toni: No, see. I just don’t date guys who aren't allowed to have girls in their rooms. I have a
reputation.
Mike: Toni, Toni, Toni. Come on. You just can’t do this. Walking into my room. Turn off the
lights. Start talking suggestive, and then just leave?
Toni: Mike, I'm dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Mike: hey look Julie. Who the heck gave you permission to come barging up to my place any
time you want. And who the heck gave you a key?
Julie: You did, right after you said "Julie, come up to my place any time you want".
Mike: Look, I withdraw that permission and you give me back my key. You know, you have no
right to come barging into my, my uh
Julie: Into your what?
Mike: Into my what what.
Julie: You're the one talking.
Mike: Yeah, well, well look. I'd appreciate
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