雪梨的天空shelly
是个短的幽默小故事，很简单的那种哦～～lookattheskyoneday,charleyboughtahotdoginasnackbarafterschool.suddenly,hestoppedandraisedhisheadhigh.hekeptlookingatthesky.itlastedtwominutes.awomanpassedby.shesawcharleylookingatthesky.andshestoopedandalsolookedatthesky.theskywasblue.thereweresomewhiteclouds.charleystilllookedattheskyanddidn’tmoveabit.thewomanalsowentonlookingatthesky.marypassers-bystopped.theylookedatthesky,too.afterawhile,charleyloweredhishead.helaughedandasked.“whatareyoulookingforinthesky?”thewomansaid:“whyareyoulookingatthesky?”“ididn’tlookatthesky.”charleypointedtohisnose.”mynosewasbleeding.”看天空查理在路上把头抬得高高的，路上的人以为天上有什么好看的，一个接一个的停了下来，抬头望着天，可是，查理抬头看天是因为他的鼻子出血了，那么其他人呢？（这不是翻译哦，只是概要。。。故事你应该看的懂的）
小老头and小胖子
The Fox and the Crow “狐狸和乌鸦” One day a crow stood on a branch near his nest and felt very happy with the meat in his mouth. At that time, a fox saw the crow with the meat, so he swallowed and eagerly thought of a plan to get the meat. However, whatever the fox said to the crow, the crow just kept silent. Until the fox thought highly of the crow’s beautiful voice, the crow felt flattered and opened his mouth to sing. As soon as the meat fell down to the ground, the fox took the meat and went into his hole. 有一天,一只乌鸦站在窝旁的树枝上嘴里叼着一片肉，心里非常高兴。这时候，一只狐狸看见了乌鸦，馋得直流口水，非常想得到那片肉。但是，无论狐狸说什么，乌鸦就是不理睬狐狸。最后，狐狸赞美乌鸦的嗓音最优美，并要求乌鸦唱几句让他欣赏欣赏。乌鸦听了狐狸赞美的话，得意极了，就唱起歌来。没想到，肉一掉下来，狐狸就叼起肉，钻回了洞希望能帮到你，祝更上一层楼O(∩_∩)O有不明白的请继续追问(*^__^*)
愿无悲喜2015
AFamilyTraditionTwomadmenweretalkinginthementalhospital,andonesaid,"Ihavedecidedtogivemysistertoyouinmarriageonceweareoutofhere."Theothermansaid,"No,thankyou.Itcannotbeso."Heasked,"Why?"Themananswered,"Because,accordingtoourfamilytraditiononlyrelativesgetmarried.Wecannotmarryanoutsider."Theothermanasked,"Howcomethereissuchafamilycustom?"Hesaid,"Yousee,mygrandmothermarriedmygrandfather.Mymothermarriedmyfather,mysistermarriedmybrother-in-law,andsoon.HowcanImarryyoursister?"家庭传统有两个疯子在神经病医院里面互相聊天，一个说：「等出院了以后，我决定会把我妹妹嫁给你。」另外一个说：「多谢啦！这个不行哪！」「为什么不行呢？」「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。」「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢？」他说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚？」
