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五一国际劳动节五一国际劳动节wǔ yī guó jì láo dòng jié亦称"五一节",定在每年的五月一日。它是全世界无产队级、劳动人民的共同节日。 Labor's Day is on May 1st. Labor's Day is an international day for workers. Working is glorious, and we should respect workers. The Labor's Day is workers' holiday and workers can enjoy themselves to their heart's content. Many people choose to travel. And some others will go to the cinema. Some will go to parks. And others will stay at home 此节源于美国芝加哥城的工人大罢工.1886年5月1日,芝加哥的二十一万六千余名工人为争取实行八小时工作制而举行大罢工,经过艰苦的流血斗争,终于获得了胜利.为纪念这次伟大的工人运动,1889年7 月第二国际宣布将每年的五月一日定为国际劳动节.这一决定立即得到世界各国工人的积极响应.1890年5月1日,欧美各国的工人阶级率先走向街头,举行盛大的示威游行与集会,争取合法权益.从此,每逢这一天世界各国的劳动人民都要集会,游行,以示庆祝. 为纪念这次伟大的工人运动,1889年7月，在恩格斯组织召开的第二国际成立大会上宣布将每年的五月一日定为国际劳动节，简称“五一”。这一决定立即得到世界各国工人的积极响应。1890年5月1日,欧美各国的工人阶级率先走向街头,举行盛大的示威游行与集会,争取合法权益。从此,每逢这一天,世界各国的劳动人民都要集会、游行,以示庆祝。 中国人民庆祝劳动节的活动可追溯至1918年。这一年,一些革命的知识分子在上海、苏州、杭州、汉口等地向群众散发介绍“五一”的传单。 1920年5月1日,北京、上海、广州、九江、唐山等各工业城市的工人群众浩浩荡荡地走向街市、举行了声势浩大的游行、集会。李大钊专门在《新青年》上发表了《“五一”运动史》，介绍“五一”节的来历和美法等国工人纪念“五一”的活动，号召中国工人把这年的“五一”作为觉醒的日期。陈独秀也为庆祝这个节日发表了《上海厚生纱厂湖南女工问题》一文，揭露资本家剥削工人剩余价值的真相。陈独秀又在上海船务栈房工界联合会作了《劳苦者的觉悟》的演说，阐明了“劳动创造世界”。“做工的人最有用最贵重”的观点。在北京，一些青年外出宣传，散发《五月一日劳工宣言》，唤起工人为反对剥削、争取自身权利而斗争。这是中国首次纪念“五一”国际劳动节的活动，也是中国历史上的第一个“五一”劳动节。 新中国成立以后,中央人民政府政务院于1949年12月将5月1日定为法定的劳动节,是日全国放假一天。每年的这一天,举国欢庆,人们换上节日的盛装,兴高采烈地聚集在公园、剧院、广场,参加各种庆祝集会或文体娱乐活动,并对有突出贡献的劳动者进行表彰。 1920年5月1日,北京,上海,广州,九江,唐山等各工业城市的工人群众浩浩荡荡地走向街市,举行了声势浩大的游行,集会,这就是中国历史上的第一个五一劳动节.放后,中央人民政府政务院于1949年12月将五月一日定为法定的劳动节,是日全国放假一天.节日,举国欢庆,人们换上节日的盛装,兴高采烈地聚集在公园,剧院,广场,参加各种庆祝集会或文体娱乐活动,并对有突出贡献的劳动者进行表彰. 1886年5月1日芝加哥城的工人大罢工 5月1日,国际劳动节,它是全世界工人阶级斗争的历史纪念,每个国家都很重视它,尤其是美国,加拿大,南非.事件起因是, 1880年美国工人游行集会要求8小时工作制.1884年,联邦贸易组织通过了一项解决方案,以立法的形式规定从1886年5月1日开始执行每日8 小时工作制,但此后,工人们仍然被强迫每天工作10小时,12小时,甚至14小时,这使得该项立法明有实亡,而各地的联邦首脑对此却表示出十分冷淡和不友好的态度,于是一场为争取8小时工作的罢工开始了. 世界各国过"五一" 庆祝特色各千秋 一年一度的“五一”国际劳动节又到了，为了纪念这个全世界劳动人民团结战斗的节日，世界各国一般都会举行相应的庆祝活动。不过，并不是所有国家都将5月1日定为劳动节，那些同过“五一”的国家，具体的庆祝方式和习惯也大不相同，我们不妨一起来看看其他一些国家是怎么度过劳动节的。 ***美国：劳动节发源地不过“五一” 劳动节起源于美国。19世纪80年代，美国资产阶级为了进行资本积累，对工人阶级进行残酷的剥削压榨，他们用各种手段，迫使工人每天从事长达12到16小时甚至更多时间的劳动。美国广大工人逐渐认识到，为了保障自己的权利，必须起来进行斗争。 从1884年开始，美国先进的工人组织通过决议，要为实现“每天工作8小时”而战斗，并提出“8小时工作；8小时休息；8小时娱乐！劳动者创造全部财富！”等口号。 1886年5月1日，美国芝加哥的工人举行大罢工。那一天，以芝加哥为中心，美国全国约35万工人参加了罢工和游行，要求改善劳动条件，实行8小时工作制。这场斗争震撼了整个美国。工人阶级团结战斗的强大力量，迫使资本家做出了让步，美国工人的这一大罢工取得了胜利。 1889年7月，由恩格斯领导的第二国际在巴黎举行代表大会。为了纪念美国工人的这次“五一”大罢工，会议通过决议，将每年的5月1日定为国际劳动节。从此，世界各国的工人团体在这一天举行盛大庆祝活动，许多国家还放假一天。 但是，特殊的是，美国政府后来在设立劳动节时，自行规定每年9月的第一个星期一为劳动节，所以美国人的劳动节不在5月，而在9月。 每逢9月的劳动节，美国人可以放假一天，全美各地的民众一般都会举行游行、集会等各种庆祝活动，以示对劳工的尊重。在一些州，人们在游行之后还要举办野餐会，热闹地吃喝、唱歌、跳舞。入夜，有的地方还会放焰火。 ***俄罗斯：游行、集会、娱乐一个都不少 自国际上设立劳动节以来，俄罗斯一直比较重视这个特别的节日。“五一”这天，俄罗斯全国放假，并举行各种庆祝活动及群众性游行。 过去，上述活动主要是由政府组织，游行队伍中包括各企业、机关的代表。现在，除政府统筹的庆祝活动外，各种不同政见的非政府组织、劳工团体，都会在这一天自发举行各种庆祝活动，既可以借这个机会充分阐述各自的政见，又能扩大本组织的影响。 一般来说，“五一”游行的队伍要先穿过城市的主要街道、广场，最后在古老的或者宽阔的中心广场举行大型集会和庆典。同时，俄罗斯各地的各种俱乐部还会举行内容丰富、色彩缤纷的娱乐活动，人们的节日情绪很高。 ***日本：劳动节逢“黄金周” 日本是一个节日比较多的国家，5月1日前后的节日就很多，如4月29日植树节、5月3日宪法纪念日、4日国民假日、5日儿童节，这些假日连起来，一般日本人至少有一周休息时间，最长的甚至达11天。 对工薪阶层来说，这个长假的意义真是不同寻常。因此，在日本，劳动节专门的庆祝活动日渐被“五一黄金周”所取代。而且从4月29日开始，日本就已经进入了“黄金周”。 日本全国的许多饭店、温泉等娱乐设施，纷纷在“五一”前打出各种广告招揽游客，普通旅馆的房间价格也比平时提高一倍以上。 今年4月29日，日本成田机场迎来了假日的第一个高峰，当天从这里出国的游客超过4万人，预计“黄金周”期间该机场运送旅客将达到81万人。许多游客选择到夏威夷、塞班岛、中国和东南亚等地旅游。 ***加拿大：9月劳动节标志夏天结束 同为北美国家，加拿大与美国一样也是在每年9月的第一个星期一庆祝劳动节。在渥太华、多伦多等城市，每年劳动节时都会举行游行和集会，以此表彰工会组织下的工人对加拿大社会所做出的贡献。 另外，比较与众不同的是，在大多数加拿大人的概念中，这个9月的劳动节标志着夏天的结束。一般情况下，家长们会利用劳动节的假期给孩子买新学期的学习用品，商家也往往借机促销文具。 ***泰国、秘鲁：放假一天 泰国于1932年首次颁布劳工条例，随后将每年的5月1日确定为国家的劳动节，以此嘉奖辛勤工作的劳动者。这一天，泰国全国统一放假一天，在首都以及一些大城市会有相关的庆祝活动，不过规模一般都不会太大。 和泰国的情况比较类似，南美国家秘鲁也规定5月1日为国家的劳动节，而且全国放假一天。 ***意大利：不庆祝不放假 英国、法国等欧洲国家都将“五一”确定为劳动节，不少国家都放假一天，还有的国家则根据情况将公共假期放在5月的第一个星期一。 不过，和世界大多数国家不太一样的是，意大利尽管承认“五一”国际劳动节，政府也表示尊重劳工，但一般人并不举行专门的庆祝活动，也没有全国性的“五一”假期 英语: May First International Labor Day w ǔ y ī guójìláo dòng jiéalso calls " May Day " Decides in every year on May 1. It isthe world not produces team level, working people's common holiday. Labor' S Day is on May 1st. Labor' S Day is an internationalday for workers. Working is glorious, and we should respect workers.The Labor' S Day is workers' Holiday and workers can enjoythemselves to their heart' S content. Many people choose totravel. And some others will go to the cinema. Some will go to parks.And others will stay at home This source greatly strikes to the American Chicago city laborperson 1886 the year on May 1, Chicago's 216,000 worker for strivesfor implements eight hours work systems to hold greatly strikes,passes through difficultly bleeds the struggle, finally has achievedthe success For will commemorate this great labor movement,1,889years in July second international announcement every year on May 1 todecide as international labor day This decision obtains the variouscountries worker positively to respond immediately 1890 the year onMay 1, the European and American various countries working class takesthe lead to move towards the street corner, holds the granddemonstration and the assembly, strives for the legitimate rights andinterests From this time on, every time meets this day variouscountries the working people all want to assemble, the parade, showsto celebrate For will commemorate this great labor movement,1,889 years in July,organizes in Engels to convene internationally second had beenestablished at the congress to announce every year on May 1 willdecide as international labor day, the abbreviation "51". Thisdecision obtains the various countries worker's positive responseimmediately. On May 1, 1890, the European and American variouscountries working class took the lead to move towards the streetcorner, held the grand demonstration and the assembly, strove for thelegitimate rights and interests. From this time on, every time meetsthis day, the various countries working people all must hold, theparade, shows to celebrate. The Chinese people celebrated Labor Day's activity to be possible totrace to 1918. This year, some revolutionary intellectuals in placessuch as Shanghai, Suzhou, Hangzhou, Hankou send out introduces "51"circular to the populace. On May 1, 1920, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Jiujiang, Tangshan andso on various industrial city working masses enormously and powerfulmoved towards the downtown, have held the mammoth parade, theassembly. Li Dazhao on has specially published "" 51 "MovementHistory" in "New youth", introduced "51" the festival origin and isbeautiful method and so on the national well-known craftsman personcommemorates "51" the activity, summoned the Chinese worker the datewhich "51" the achievement awakens this year. Chen Duxiu also forcelebrated this holiday to publish "Shanghai To enrich the well-beingof the masses Cotton mill Hunan Female worker Question" an article,exposed the capitalist to exploit the worker surplus value the truth.Chen Duxiu has done in on sea boat service 栈房labor federation"劳苦 Consciousness" the speech, has expounded "the work creationworld". "Works the person most useful is most precious" viewpoint. InBeijing, some youths egress the propaganda, sends out "on May 1Laborer Manifesto", arouses the worker for the oppositionexploitation, strives for own right to struggle. This is Chinacommemorates "51" for the first time international labor day'sactivity, also is in Chinese history first "51" Labor Day. After new China is founded, the Central People's Government stateadministrative council on May 1 will decide as legal Labor Day inDecember, 1949, will be the date nation has a vacation one day. Everyyear this day, whole nation joyfully celebrates, the people exchangethe holiday the splendid attire, jubilantly gathers at the park, thetheater, the square, attends each kind of celebration to assemble orthe literary style recreational activity, and to the worker which hasthe prominent contribution carries on the commendation. On May 1, 1920, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Jiujiang, Tangshan andso on various industrial city working masses enormously and powerfulmoved towards the downtown, has held the mammoth parade, the assembly,this was in Chinese history first 51 Labor Day After puts, theCentral People's Government state administrative council on May 1 willdecide as legal Labor Day in December, 1949, will be the date nationhas a vacation one day The holiday, the whole nation joyfullycelebrates, the people exchange the holiday the splendid attire,jubilantly gathers at the park, the theater, the square, attends eachkind of celebration to assemble or the literary style recreationalactivity, and to the worker which has the prominent contributioncarries on the commendation On May 1, 1886 the Chicago city labor people greatly struck On May 1, international labor day, it is the historicalcommemoration which the world working class struggles, each countryall very much takes it, in particular US, Canada, South Africa Theevent cause is, in 1880 the American workers paraded assemble request8 hours work systems 1884 year, the federation trade organization topass a solution, legislates the form stipulated started from 1886 May1 to carry out every day 8 hours work systems, but hereafter, theworkers are still forced to work every day for 10 hours,12 hours, even14 hours, this enabled this legislation clearly to have the reality toperish, but each place federation head actually expressed regardingthis was extremely desolate and the unfriendly manner, thereupon forstrove for 8 hours work the strikes to start Various countries " 51 " Celebration characteristic variouscenturies Once a year "51" international labor day arrived, forcommemorate this world working people to unite fight the holiday, thevarious countries generally can hold corresponding celebration. But,certainly will not be all countries all on May 1 decides as Labor Day,these with "51" country, concrete celebration way and custom alsoentirely different, how will we might as well together have a lookother some countries passed Labor Day. *** US: Labor Day place of origin only "51" Labor Day origins from US. 19th century 80's, US bourgeoisiein order to carry on the accumulation of capital, carries on brutalexploitation squeezing to the working class, they use each method,forces the worker to be engaged in every day long reaches 12 to 16hours even more time work. The American general workers graduallyrealize, in order to safeguard own right, must get up wages thestruggle. Started from 1884, the American advanced workers organized through theresolution, had to be the realization "works for 8 hours to fightevery day", and proposed "8 hours work; 8 hours rests; 8 hoursentertainment! The worker creates the complete wealth!" Slogan. On May 1, 1886, the American Chicago's workers held greatly strike.That one day, take Chicago as the center, the American nationapproximately 350,000 workers participated in the strike and theparade, the request improvement work condition, implemented 8 hourswork systems. This struggle has shocked entire US. The working classunites the fight the formidable strength, forced the capitalist tomake the concessions, American worker's this big strike has gained thevictory. In July, 1889, led internationally second by Engels holds therepresentative assembly in Paris. For commemorate American worker'sthis "51" greatly to strike, the conference through the resolution,every year on May 1 will decide as international labor day. From thistime on, the various countries worker association in this day holdgrand celebration, many countries also has a vacation one day. What but, is special, the American government afterwards when set upLabor Day, voluntarily stipulated every year September first Mondaywas Labor Day, therefore American's Labor Day not in May, but inSeptember. Every time meets September the Labor Day, the American may have avacation one day, the entire American each place populace generallycan hold the parade, the assembly and so on each kind of celebration,shows to the laborer the respect. In some states, people after paradealso must conduct the picnic meeting, lively eats and drinks, sings,dances. At nightfall, some places also can set off the fireworks. *** Russia: The parade, the assembly, entertainment all many Since on international has set up Labor Day, Russiacontinuously quite takes this special holiday. "51" this day, theRussian nation has a vacation, and holds each kind of celebration andthe mass parade. In the past, the above activity mainly was by the officialorganization, in the troops on parade including various enterprises,institution's representatives. Now, celebration which plans besidesthe government, each different political view non- officialorganization, the labor group, can spontaneously hold each kind ofcelebration in this day, both may take this opportunity fully toelaborate respective political view, and can expand this organizationthe influence. Generally speaking, "51" the parade troop must first pass through thecity the major street, the square, finally in is ancient or the broadcentral square hold large-scale assembly and the celebration. At thesame time, Russian each place each kind of club also can hold thecontent richly, the color riotous recreational activity, people'sholiday mood is very high. *** Japan: Labor Day meets "the gold week" Japan is holiday quite many countries, before May 1 the afterholiday very many, like on April 29 Arbor Day, on May 3 theconstitution commemoration day, on 4th the national holiday, on 5ththe child festival, these holidays links, the common Japanese at leasthas week relaxation time, is longest even reaches 11 day. Said to the salariat that, this long vacation significance really isdifferent is common. Therefore, in Japan, the Labor Day specialcelebration quilt "51 golds weeks" substitutes day after day. Moreoverstarts from April 29, Japan on already entered "the gold week". Japanese entertainment facility and so on nation many hotels, hotspring, in "51" front splits out each kind of advertisement to gatherthe tourist in abundance, the ordinary hotel room price also comparesusually enhances above a time. This April 29, the Japanese Narita airport welcomed the holiday firstpeak, same day the tourist which went abroad from here surpasses40,000 people, estimated "the gold week" period this airport will shipthe passenger to achieve 810,000 people. Many tourists choose placestraveling such as the Hawaii, Saipan Island, China and Southeast Asia. *** Canada: In September Labor Day symbolized the summer ended With is the North America country, Canada and US equally alsois celebrates Labor Day in every year September first Monday. Whencity and so on Ottawa, Toronto, every year Labor Day can hold paradesand assembles, by this commendation labor union organization's underworkers the contribution which make to the Canadian society. Moreover, compared with, in the majority Canadian's concept which isout of the ordinary, this September Labor Day symbolizes the summerconclusion. In the ordinary circumstances, the guardians can vacationbuy the new semester using Labor Day to the child the study materials,the merchant also often taking the opportunity promote sales thestationery. *** Thailand, Peru: Has a vacation one day Thailand will promulgate the labor statute for the first timein 1932, afterwards every year on May 1 will determine for nationalLabor Day, by this praise industrious work worker. This day, the Thaination unification has a vacation one day, can have the correlation inthe capital as well as some big cities celebration, but the scalegenerally all cannot too be big. With Thailand's situation quite similar, South America country Perualso stipulates in May on 1 for national Labor Day, moreover thenation has a vacation one day. *** Italy: Does not celebrate does not have a vacation European country and so on the England, France all "51" thedetermination will be Labor Day, many countries all have a vacationone day, but also some countries put according to the situation thepublic holidays in May first Monday. But, Italy which not too is same with the world majority countryalthough acknowledged "51" international labor day, the governmentalso expresses the respect laborer, but the average person certainlydoes not hold special celebration, also nationwidely does not have"51" the vacation
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English Daily International Children's Day The International Children's Day (ICD) is celebrated in numerous countries, usually (but not always) on June 1 each year. The ICD had its origin in the World Conference for the Wellbeing of Children in Geneva, Switzerland in 1925. It is not clear as to why June 1 was chosen as the ICD: one theory has it that the Chinese consul-general in San Francisco (USA) gathered a number of Chinese orphans to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in 1925, which happened to be on June 1 that year, and also coincided with the conference in Geneva. June 1 has since been observed as the ICD by numerous countries, especially by Communist countries; in the Western world the ICD is usually celebrated on other days of the year (if at all), and there is often little public awareness about these celebrations. (See the section on Germany below for further discussions.) Consequently there is sometimes a misperception that June 1 as the ICD was a Communist invention. Nonetheless, in recent years even some groups within the United States started observing the ICD on June 1. Germany During the Cold War, the Children's Day (Kindertag) was handled quite differently in the two states. So, the date was different (GDR: June 1st, FRG: September, 20th), the name was slightly different (GDR: "International Children's Day" ("internationaler Kindertag"), FRG: "World Children's Day" ("Weltkindertag")), and most notably: the customs were different. In the GDR, the holiday was introduced in 1950, and was from then on a yearly highlight for the children. On this day of the year, one typically received congratulations and presents from one's parents and did special activities in school, such as field trips and the like. In the FRG, Children's Day did not have such meaning to the children, and was even mostly unknown to many people. Since the affiliation in 1990, the date and name used in the FRG have become the official ones for the former GDR as well. This however was not accepted by large parts of the former GDR population, so that still many parents celebrate with their kids on the former date, June 1st, and even Children's Day public events take place on the old date. Hong Kong The Children's Day is celebrated on April 4 each year in Hong Kong. India Jawaharlal Nehru distributing sweets to children at the Salesian oratory at Nongpoh.In India, the birthday of Jawaharlal Nehru is celebrated as Children's Day every year, on November 14. Japan Main article: Kodomo no hi Children's Day (こどもの日, Kodomo no hi) is one of the holidays in Japan. It is celebrated on May 5 each year, when Japan celebrate their children's growth on that day. Before World War II, it was called as "Tangonosekku" (端午の节句) and it was a festival for boys. But in 1948, when the festival became an official holiday, it became a holiday for wishing all children's happiness and welfare. Children's Day is commemorated in Japan by flying flags in the shape of carp against the wind, symbolizing a child's determination to thrive against adversities. Poland In Poland, Children's Day is celebrated on June 1. South Korea South Korean Children's Day (어린이날 ; Eorininal) was created in 1975 as a change from Boy's Day. It is an official holiday throughout the Republic of Korea. This is celebrated on May 5. Families usually make outings to children's parks, amusement parks, zoos, or other child friendly locations. Singapore October 1 is the day which Singapore officially celebrates Children's Day, a similar event celebrated every year is Youth Day which is celebrated on the first Sunday of July each year. Taiwan (Republic of China) The Republic of China (Taiwan) designates Children's Day (儿童节) on April 4, pursuant to Article 5 of the Order to Implement Commemoration Days and Holidays (纪念日及节日实施办法). Related institutions, groups and schools often hold celebrating actitivies. It is not a legal holiday. Thailand The second Saturday of January is Children's Day in Thailand. Turkey April 23 is the "National Sovereignty and Children's Day" in Turkey. The date commemorates the opening of Turkish National Assembly in 1920 during the Turkish Independence War. The designation of Children's Day came in 1929 upon the recommendation of the Institution of Children's Protection. Since 1986 the Turkish government organizes an international children's festival on April 23. On April 23rd of every year, children from all around Turkey gather in the capital city, Ankara, and they replace the selected members of the Grand National Assembly. They have an elected president and prime minister and they govern Türkiye for one day in order to emphasize the importance of the children in the society. 六一儿童节英语知识The Ant and the Dove An ant went to the bank of a river to quench its thirst, and being carried away by the rush of the stream, was on the point of drowning. A Dove sitting on a tree overhanging the water plucked a leaf and let it fall into the stream close to her. The Ant climbed onto it and floated in safety to the bank. Shortly afterwards a bird catcher came and stood under the tree, and laid his lime-twigs for the Dove, which sat in the branches. The Ant, perceiving his design, stung him in the foot. In pain the bird catcher threw down the twigs, and the noise made the Dove take wing. One good turn deserves another 英语的名句啊:1.Don't part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer) 不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。（(美国作家 马克·吐温) 2.The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor ) 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。( 法国皇帝 拿破仑. B.) 3.If you wish to succeed , you should use persistence as your good friend , experience as your reference , prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry. (Thomas Edison , American inventor ) 如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。 (美国发明家 爱迪生. T.) 英语小故事: The one-eyed doe A doe had lost one of her eyes, and could not see anyone approaching her from one side. In order to avoid any danger, she always ate on a high cliff near the sea, and looked at the land with her good eye when she was eating. By this means she could see whenever the hunters approached her on land. But one hunter found out that she was blind in one eye. He rowed a boat under the cliff, and shot her from the sea. 译文: 一只眼睛的母鹿 有头瞎了一只眼睛的母鹿，没有办法看到从瞎了的那只眼的方向靠近她的东西。 为了躲避危险，她总是在海边的一处高崖上吃草。在她吃东西的时候，她用那只好的眼睛注视着陆地。 用这种方法，她防备来自陆地上的猎人的袭击。 但是一个猎人发现她的一只眼睛是瞎的，就划着船从海上将她射杀了。
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翅 膀 一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了.当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐.我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道：“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!” The Bear and the Two Travelers TWO man were traveling together, when a Bear suddenly met them on their path. One of them climbed up quickly into a tree and concealed himself in the branches. The other, seeing that he must be attacked, fell flat on the ground, and when the Bear came up and felt him with his snout, and smelt him all over, he held his breath, and feigned the appearance of death as much as he could. The Bear soon left him, for it is said he will not touch a dead body. When he was quite gone, the other Traveler descended from the tree, and jocularly inquired of his friend what it was the Bear had whispered in his ear. "He gave me this advice," his companion replied. "Never travel with a friend who deserts you at the approach of danger." Misfortune tests the sincerity of friends A Nail Or A Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour. So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed. Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding! 英语幽默故事 钉子还是苍蝇? 一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房.他双手各拿一瓶酒.在墙上有只苍蝇,他误以为是枚钉子.他把两只瓶子朝上一挂,瓶子掉下来摔碎了,酒洒了一地.一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后,对他深表同情,决定帮他个忙. 于是,第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时,她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方. 这里,老人回到了房里.倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事.他抬头往墙上一看,苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近,使尽全力拍了一掌.听到一声大叫,好心的女服务员冲进房来.让她大为吃惊的是,可怜的老头正坐在地板上,牙关紧咬,右手滴血不止. Is it far? Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. 'It is late,' he said. 'What do you want?' 'I want you to write a letter to my wife,' said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, 'Has the letter got to go far?' 'What does that matter?' answered Ali. 'Well, my writing is so strange that only I can read it, and if I have to travel a long way to read your letter to your wife, it will cost you a lot of money.' Ali went away quickly. why do you never phone me? Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!" The Ant and the Dove An ant went to the bank of a river to quench its thirst, and being carried away by the rush of the stream, was on the point of drowning. A Dove sitting on a tree overhanging the water plucked a leaf and let it fall into the stream close to her. The Ant climbed onto it and floated in safety to the bank. Shortly afterwards a bird catcher came and stood under the tree, and laid his lime-twigs for the Dove, which sat in the branches. The Ant, perceiving his design, stung him in the foot. In pain the bird catcher threw down the twigs, and the noise made the Dove take wing. One good turn deserves another Mum:Mary,you must take off your beautiful sweater when you sleep. Mary:I don't want to take it off. Mum:Why? Mary:Why doesn't the rooster take off its beautiful coat when it sleeps? 妈妈：玛丽,你睡觉时,一定要把漂亮的毛衣脱下来. 玛丽：我不想脱. 妈妈：为什么呢? 玛丽：大公鸡睡觉时,怎么不脱下它漂亮的外衣呢? The Hare and the Tortoise H: Good morning, Mr. Tortoise. T: Oh, it's you, Mr. Hare. Good morning! H: What are you doing? T: I'm running. H: Running? Ha ha ha! Can you run? Your legs are too short! T: Of course I can. H: My legs are long. I can run faster than you. T: Don't be so sure. H: Well then. Let's run to the tall tree over there. Let's see who can get there first. T: All right. Ready? Go! Storyteller: Tortoise goes very slowly. But Mr. Hare runs very fast. Soon he comes to a small tree. H: Where is Mr. Tortoise? Aha! There he is. He's far behind me. How slow he is! Mmm, it's so hot! Here is a tree. I'll have a short sleep first. T: Oh, hi is sleeping under the tree there. But I can't stop. I must go on. H: Ah! What a nice sleep! Let me go on. Oh, where's Mr. Tortoise? Where is he now? I must hurry. Storyteller: Soon he runs to. 1．Diligence is the mother of good luck. 勤勉是好运气的母亲. 2．It is the peculiarity of knowledge that those who really thirst for it always get it. 凡真正渴求知识者必能胜之,这是知识的特性. 3．It is to books that I owe everything that is good in me. 我身上所有优秀的品质都要归功于书籍. 4．Write it on your heart that every day is the best of the year. 把这铭记在你心里：每一天都是一年中最好的日子. 5．The three foundations of learning : seeing much , suffering much and studying much . 求学的三个基本条件是：多观察,多吃苦,多研究. Two Hearts Beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite al-right, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder. The doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 两颗心脏在跳动 护士：手术后你感觉怎么样? 病人：很好,只是我感觉到在我体内有两颗心脏在跳动. 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处找他的手表. 回答者：★水晶宝贝★ - 助理 二级 3-24 22:08 提问者对于答案的评价： 谢谢你袄 评价已经被关闭 目前有 3 个人评价 好 33% （1） 不好 66% （2） 对最佳答案的评论 还可以`` 评论者： 半张纸片 - 助理 三级 其他回答共 8 条 1、what’s puberty(青春期) One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what‘s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it. A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children." "What do you think of that?" my wife asked. "I‘m not sure," Peggy relied. "I‘ve always been able to bear children. It‘s adults Ian‘t bear.". 青春期 一天晚上,在准备晚饭的时候,我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈,什么是青春期?”我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎,所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词,然后她们可以再讨论它. 几分钟以后,佩吉回来了.她妈妈问字典上怎么说. “青春期的意思是,”佩吉宣布：“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄.” “你怎么想呢?”我妻子问. “我不知道,”佩吉回答.“我总能忍受孩子.让我忍受不了的是大人. Note: bear children: 生孩子.bear 一词也可作“忍受”讲. 2、 A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?" 一个男孩问他的妈妈：“ 你为什么要哭呢?” "Because I‘m a woman," she told him. 妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊.” "I don‘t understand," he said. 男孩说：“我不懂.” His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will." 他妈妈抱起他说：“你永远不会懂的.” 3、The poor husband "You can‘t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的.” 4、I Wasn‘t Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn‘t asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说：“先生,醒醒!” “我没有睡着.”那个男人回答. “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.” 参考资料： 回答者：chq0621 - 副总裁 十级 3-23 23:40 XX:这边的朋友!Are you ready!? 众人:Yeah! XX:还有这边的朋友!Are you radio?!?! 众人:Yeah! 回答者：asdzxcvvv - 助理 三级 3-23 23:40 But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" 可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养.他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他.这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母.他想要什么不是哭,就是闹.他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱. 约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?” “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了.” 回答者：蔡武狂儒 - 秀才 二级 3-23 23:47 A Grain of Sand 一粒沙子 William Blake/威廉.布莱克 To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild fllower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour. 从一粒沙子看到一个世界, 从一朵野花看到一个天堂, 把握在你手心里的就是无限, 永恒也就消融于一个时辰. Love Your Life 热爱生活 Henry David Thoreau/享利.大卫.梭罗 However mean your life is,meet it and live it ;do not shun it and call it hard names. It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is. You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house. The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man’s abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring. I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace. The town’s poor seem to me often to live the most in dependent lives of any. May be they are s
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