上海草根
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?""Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.""Well done. Who was that?""My granny.""Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.""Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”“做得好，是谁呢？”“我奶奶。”“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！
真锈菜刀
只有三人的英语小品场景： (Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency) (Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured? (Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...) Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green. Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts) Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue. Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over... Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while. (Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green: N
