英语经典短文5分钟

1 So many people die, never see you die. 甘多人死，唔见你死。 2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 4 "I saw a pork chop" 我见到件猪扒啊。 5 Are you road? 你系咪路啊？ 6 What the water are you? 你系乜水啊？ 7 Do you big me? 你大我啊？ 8 Zebra chops people. 班马劈友。 9 The king of the cutting girl. 界女王。 10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我个头俾你当凳坐。 11 Do you think me didn"t arrive? 你当我无到？ 12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 13 Today I was very black son. 今日我好黑仔。 14 I am wearing grass. 我着紧草。 15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未够班同我讲数！ 16 Two beat six. 二打六 17 Two five son. 二五仔 18 Piano piano green. 琴琴青 19 I give you some colour to see see. 我俾D颜色你睇睇！ 20 Stupid stupid want to move . 蠢蠢欲动 。 21 People mountain people sea . 人山人海 。 22 How senior are you? 你算老几? 23 What the ghost are you talk? 你讲乜鬼? 24 I fear that you have teeth. 我惊你有牙！ 25 Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。 Fish skin 鱼皮 。 Monster of blowing water. 吹水怪。 Face green green 面青青。 You see road carefully 你小心睇路 You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 Do the world 做世界 。 Big tea rice 大茶饭 。 American chinese not enough. 美中不足。 King eight egg. 王八蛋 High hand. 高手 Old dot. 老点 One old water 一旧水 I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ Measure water/Pound water. 磅水 A dragon service. 一条龙服务 Pump water. **** I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹鸡打你班友。 You jump building. 你跳楼啦。 You come back home and eat banana 你返屋企食蕉啦 I give you a hair. 我俾条毛你ar! Collect skin 收皮 Collect father 收爹 You give me collect father. 你同我收爹！ Laugh die me. 笑死我。 You give me stop. 你同我企系度。 Eight woman 八婆 Eight woman,you are good! 八婆，你好o野! 屎忽鬼

if you are no three no four,i'll give you some colour see see

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先奉上俩篇短文：Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"翻译：两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说：“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”短文：Cat and Mice Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them." "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend. "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown. 翻译：布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子.“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道.“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕.这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠.”“可老鼠都是假想的呀.”朋友说.“小猫也是假想的.”布朗夫人小声说道.附上英语演讲的有关技巧：演讲切忌1. 语速太快; Talking too rapidly;2. 声音单调； Speaking in monotone;3. 声音尖细； Using too high a vocal pitch;4. 谈得太多，说得太少； Talking and not saying much; 5. 感情不充分； Presenting without enough emotion or passion;6. 对观众采取一种居高临下的姿态; Talking down to the audience;7. 夸张的词语使用得太多； Using too many "big" words;8. 使用抽象概念而不给出事例加以说明； Using abstractions without giving concrete examples9. 使用别人不熟悉的技术术语； Using unfamiliar technical jargon; 10. 使用俚语或粗俗语； Using slang or profanity; 11. 演讲无组织，散乱无序； Disorganized and rambling performance; 12. 说话绕弯子，不切中主题 Indirect communication i.e. beating around the bush； 英语演讲技巧总结：怎样与听众交流 l 要有值得交流的观点； A message worth communicating; l 引起听众的注意：抓住他们的兴趣并赢得信任； Gain the listeners' attention: capture their interest and build their trust; l 重视理解； Emphasize understanding; l 获得反馈； Obtain their feedback; l 注意声调，要有感情； Watch your emotional tone; l 说服听众； Persuade the audience; 英语演讲技巧总结：怎样变得自信 l 微笑并看着观众 Smile and glance at the audience；l 开始发言时要慢一点，身体保持昂首挺胸的姿态 Start very slowly, with your shoulders back and your chin up; l 开场白说一些真诚话l 穿上自己最好的衣服 Wear your very best clothes; l 对自己说一些积极的话 Say something positive to / about yourself好了，就这些。祝演讲成功

我读这篇短文是4分27秒。不知你是多少。。。 The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid." 【译文】 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠 从前,有两只老鼠,它们是好朋友.一只老鼠居住在乡村,另一只住在城里.很多年以后,乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠,它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看.”于是,城里老鼠就去了.乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里.它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠.城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃,你的家也不好,你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢?你应该搬到城里去住,你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子,还会吃上美味佳肴,你应该到我城里的家看看.” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去.房子十分漂亮,好吃的东西也为他们摆好了.可是正当他们要开始吃的时候,听见很大的一阵响声,城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑!快跑!猫来了!”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来. 过了一会儿,他们出来了.当他们出来时,乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里,我喜欢住在田野我的洞里.因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在,比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说,要好些。