亲亲四合院
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II
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白色七巧板
Summary:Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had differentpersonalities.Jane was very tender and elegant, Elizabethwas very intelligent, Lydiawas very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. Heand his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious tofind a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell inlove, but Darcy and Elizabethdid't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do tothem? At last Lydiaeloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and Elizabeth fall in love. Scene I Bingley: Mr. Darcy, welcome to the party. Darcy: Thank you Mr. Bingley. As soon as I received your invitation, I'vetaken a train all the way from hometown to here. So, is the party held for someparticular reason? Bingley: Not really, (dragging Darcy aside) I hold this party chieflybecause of you and me. Darcy: How's that? Bingley: Well, Mr. Darcy. As you can see. You and I are reaching themating season, and... Darcy: Good God, mating season, Mr. Bingley. What are you talkingabout? Bingley: I'm kidding, Mr. Darcy. Anyway, it's true that we are old enoughto get married. So, I hold the party so that we have the chance to know moregirls. Come, let me introduce you some of the ladies. Mrs. Bennet: Elizabeth, Jane, and Lydia! I haveheard that Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy are very rich men. Seize the chance to betheir women and you shall be happy for the rest of your life. This is yourchance, girls. Lydia: Butthey've got two men. And we've got three girls. How can three girls and two menhave a date? Mrs. Bannet: Stop worrying about that, silly girl. There is one behindhim. Did you see that? That guy is Wickham. He is a soldier and they say he isas rich as the other two. So you girls, get ready. Lydia: Whodo you think is more good-looking?. Jane: I don't know; I think they are all handsome to me. Elizabeth: Don'task me.
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