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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来英语趣味幽默小故事三则,欢迎大家阅读!
英语趣味幽默小故事:高薪
A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.
One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice."
一位著名的律师老是给他办公室的勤杂工讲课,认为这对他有好处,尽管他并不需要。
有一天,这位律师偶然听到隔壁邻居的勤杂工问他的勤杂工:“他给你多少薪金?”他的勤杂工回答说:“我的年薪是2000美元,他每周付给我10美元左右的现金,其余的都算做他给我上课的学费啦。”
英语趣味幽默小故事:突然涨价
A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.
"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(随意)?"
The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."
有个人带着他的儿子去找牙医给他拔掉一只痛牙。牙医把他的牙齿拔掉后,要这个人付10美元。
这个人惊讶得大叫道:“10美元!我知道你拔一只牙是只收2美元,为什么任意涨价呀?”
牙医说:“没错,可是你的儿子喊叫得那么凶,把另外四个病人都吓跑了嘛!”
英语趣味幽默小故事:心不在焉
A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大发脾气)."
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Story 1: Trick of Stealing WatermelonsAh Q still had the habit of stealing. In village Wee, the watermelons grown by the Zhang's were big and sweet which was known far and near. One night, Ah Q was very greedy to have some watermelon, so he invited Wang Hu to steal some. They crawled toward the watermelon field in the darkness. In the flickering candle light, they dimmly saw a watermelon keeper lying on a bamboo bed. They both were not so bold to go ahead, thus Ah Q grasped a small stone and threw it to the middle of the field. No response from the keeper, maybe he was in sleep. The two men crawled nearer. Meanwhile Ah Q touched something sticky, he put his hand to his nose, it smelt terrible. "Fuck it!", cursed Ah Q in mind. Just now Ah Q heard a light sound, it sounded like the bellows. "It is snore," Ah Q thought, a great joy came into mind. Ah Q dragged Wang Hu to the bamboo bed in stealth. It was really snore. Ah Q whispered a while to Wang Hu's ear. The two men moved smoothly and silently the bamboo bed together with the keeper to the brink of a pond nearby, especially with the shoe side of the bed facing the pond. After that they returned to the field, picked the biggest melons and filled two bags as if they were picking their own. Then they carried the bags away. About 200 or 300 meters away, Ah Q shouted to the field, "Someone stealing watermelons!" No sooner had the voice fallen than came a Pootone—the sound of something dropping into the water. Ah Q and Wang Hu giggled, going away without turning their heads.故事之一:偷瓜妙计阿Q依旧偷性不改。未庄张家的西瓜又大又甜,远近闻名。有天晚上,阿Q嘴馋,便约王胡一起摸黑爬到张家的西瓜地旁,摇曳的烛光中,隐约可见竹床躺着一位看瓜的伙计。二位不敢贸然行事,于是,阿Q先摸了一小块石子向瓜田中央扔去,看瓜的伙计没有反应,或许他睡着了。二人又向前爬了爬。阿Q的手突然摸着了一堆粘乎乎的东西,凑近鼻子一闻,酸臭酸臭,“妈妈的!”阿Q禁不住在心里骂道。这时隐约听见轻轻的象是拉风箱的声音。“对了,这是鼾声”,阿Q心想,不由一阵欣喜,拉着王胡朝竹床爬过去想探个究竟。的的确确是鼾声,阿Q对着王胡耳语一番。二人蹑手蹑脚地来到竹床边,轻轻地连人带竹床一起抬到离瓜地不远的水塘边,将竹床紧临水塘放好,并使放鞋的一边正对水塘。二人返回瓜地,放心大胆地如同在自家地里摘瓜一般,拣最大的摘了两大袋子,扛着袋子走了。走了约二三百米,阿Q回过头来大喊一声:“有人偷瓜罗!”随后听见远处扑通一声,阿Q和王胡呵呵直笑,便头也不回地去了。But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" 可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?” “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。”
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