千年小猴妖
笑话 my name is shut up! One day there were three people.their names were Manners, Trouble, and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Shut up was findding trouble when he met a police man. The policeman: what is your name? Shut up: shut up! The policeman: are you looking for trouble? Shut up: yes! The policeman: where are your manners? Shut up: in the toilet. 我的名字叫麻烦 有三个人.他们的名字是礼貌，麻烦，闭嘴。有一天，他们正在玩捉迷藏。 礼貌忽然胃痛，所以他去厕所。 麻烦藏了起来。闭嘴找麻烦是遇到了一个男警察的时候。警察: 你的名字是什么?闭嘴:闭嘴!警察: 你正在找麻烦吗?闭嘴: 是的!警察: 你的礼貌在哪里?闭嘴: 在厕所中。 loss of voice One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back? " The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning." 声音的损失 一个人找到一位医生，说" 医生, 我的妻子已经失声了。 我应该做什么才能让她好起来?" 医生答复 ," 尝试在早晨在 3 点回家。" 英语的名句 Don't part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer) 不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。(美国马克•吐温) The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor ) 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。( 法国拿破仑) If you wish to succeed , you should use persistence as your good friend , experience as your reference , prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry. (Thomas Edison , American inventor ) 如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。 (美国爱迪生) Achievement provides the only real pleasure in life .(Thomas Edison , American inventor)有所成就是人生唯一的真正乐趣。( 美国爱迪生) Towering genius disdains a beaten path. He seeks regions hitherto unexplored. Abraham Lincoln 卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。 林肯
电锯小天王
中英文对照新年贺词、祝词短语（祝）Best wishes for the year to come!恭贺新禧！ Good luck in the year ahead! 祝吉星高照！ May you come into a good fortune! 恭喜发财！ Live long and proper! 多福多寿！ May many fortunes find their way to you! 祝财运亨通！ I want to wish you longevity and health! 愿你健康长寿！Take good care of yourself in the year ahead. 请多保重！ Wishing you many future successes. 祝你今后获得更大成就。 On this special day I send you New Year’s greetings and hope that some day soon we shall be together. 在这特殊的日子，向你致以新年的祝福，希望不久我们能相聚在一起。 I would like to wish you a joyous new year and express my hope for your happiness and good future. 祝新年快乐，并愿你幸福吉祥，前程似锦。 May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love!愿新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福！ Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year. 祝你在新的一年里身体健康，多福多寿。Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。 With best wishes for a happy New Year! 祝新年快乐，并致以良好的祝福。 I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year. 谨祝新年快乐幸福，大吉大利。 With the compliments of the season. 祝贺佳节。 May the season’s joy fill you all the year round. 愿节日的愉快伴你一生。 Season’s greetings and best wishes for the New Year. 祝福您，新年快乐。 Please accept my season’s greetings. 请接受我节日的祝贺。 To wish you joy at this holy season. Wishing every happiness will always be with you. 恭祝新年吉祥，幸福和欢乐与你同在。 Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year. 恭祝健康、幸运，新年快乐。 May the joy and happiness around you today and always. 愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。 Please accept my sincere wishes for the New Year. I hope you will continue to enjoy good health. 请接受我诚挚的新年祝福，顺祝身体健康。 Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend to you all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity. 恭贺新禧，祝身体健康、事业发达。 Best wish
奔兔2008
In the New Year, I wish you all a happy new year, peace of mind, and wish you all the best.
其他英文新年祝福
1、To turn over a new leaf
翻开新的一页。许多人把一年发端作为努力和改变的开始。大家都努力去“To turn over a new leaf”（翻开新的一页），意思是创造一个全新的开始，或开始用一种不同的方式来行动。
例句： It's time to turn the page and look to the future.
是时候重新开始，展望未来了。
2、A clean slate
一个新的开始。“A clean slate”表示一个新的开始。这句话的另一种说法是把石板彻底擦干净——"wipe the slate clean"。slate是指老式的手写板或过去学校中用的黑板，你可以用粉笔在上面写字，然后擦干净，引申为一年中新的开始，可以说这是再地道不过的新年表达之一了。
例句： The new year is a clean slate to you .
对你来说，新年就是新的开始。
静静19811215
1、A cheery Christmas greeting especially for you to wish you merry Christmas and a happy New Year, too.欢乐圣诞,祝福万家,特意为你把话加,圣诞快乐,新年更佳。2、All affection and good wishes for a merry Christmas to you and yours.我以全部的爱心真诚祝贺你与家人圣诞快乐。I wish you a gay and merry Christmas. All affection and best wishes to you and yours.以我所有的爱心与真诚祝你及全家圣诞快乐。3、So, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year for you and your.圣诞快乐,新年快乐,这些祝福是献给你们和你们的家人。4、We wish you a merry Christmas. All affection and best wishes to you and yours.以我们所有的爱心与真诚祝你及全家圣诞快乐。5、Every best wish for a happy Christmas and a bright New Year!祝你圣诞快乐,新年万事如意!
Sundy那抹阳光
需要提前准备好的材料有：白色厚卡纸、彩纸、剪刀、胶棒、彩铅笔。
1、准备一张白色厚卡纸，作为贺卡的主体，左右对折。
2、五颜六色的彩纸若干张，剪成大小不同的形状做圣诞树。
3、剪上一个褐色长条，作为圣诞树的主干，用胶棒粘在封面上。
4、把彩条从短到长的顺序用胶棒粘好，顶端是一个五角星，圣诞树就做好啦。
5、写上英文祝福“happy new year！”，圣诞贺卡封面就完成了。
6、然后制作贺卡的内部，首先写上英文祝福“happy new year！”，右侧画上写祝福语的横线。
7、写上想说的话，可以是“merry christmas and happy new year!”。
8、底部画上很多雪中的房屋。
9、涂上颜色，英文的新年贺卡就做好了。
