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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye! N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man. U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please? F: Ok, here. U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck! N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly. D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地） D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒） D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous! D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me? D1: What a pity! N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist. S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible! N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed. King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife. F: Let me try , Perhaps I can. N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed. k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday? F: April 1.转自： K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?! N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤 超级搞笑,哈哈哈 从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚. 有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚. 有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿. 最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好. 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起. 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. SCENE I (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away! （Flying to the Fragrance country） Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess. Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it! SCENE II (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.) Prince: Oh~ there are many crows. Crow A: Please go away… Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here. Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.) Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers. Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air. Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please. Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.) Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back. (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.) Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes. Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense. Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him. /span> Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter. King: Yes! This is a happy ending. Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
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Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma：Who is it？Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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小剧本内容： 女儿：S 父亲：F 母亲：M 场景1： S:Morning mom. M: moruing dear. M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast? S:ok. M:Did you finish your homework dear? S:yes M:Did you brush your teeth? S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down. M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm? S:nothing... M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos? S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos. M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them. S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art. M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you. S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me! (S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话） 场景2： F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school? S:I'm free this morning. F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study, your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool". S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and what should I do.I'm not a baby! F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you. S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me? F:What? S:Nothing... (S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.) 场景3： M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind. F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem. M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good. F:Phone waste too much time! S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me.... 翻译：场景1 ： 问：早上妈妈。 男：今天上午亲爱的。 男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？ 问：确定。 男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？ 问：是 男：你刷牙？ 问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。 男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？ 问：什么... 男：来这里。让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？ S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。 男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings 所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。 问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。 男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有 家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。 问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！ （ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话） 场景2 ： 传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？ 问：我今天上午免费。 传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究， 您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。 问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和 我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！ 传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。 问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗？ 传真：什么？ 问：什么... （ S模式：您好，是的！我自由...没关系，回头见。 ） 场景3 ： 男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。 传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。 男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。 传真：电话浪费太多时间！ 问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....
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10人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin 【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧 【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本 【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin 灰姑娘的剧本 【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan
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这个怎么样?The fox and the seven goats Act One. In the goat hut Storyteller: Mrs. Goat is putting breakfast on the table. Her seven kids are sitting around the table.Mother: Children. I must go to the town this morning. You will be here alone. There is one thing you must do: lock the door. Don’t open it until I get back.Kid 1. We won’t, Mama. We will keep the door locked all the time.Mother: All of you stay inside.All kids: We will, Mama. We will be good little goats.Mother: All right, my children. I will not be long. I will bring you a surprise. Good-bye, now.All kids: Good-bye, Mama.Storyteller: Mrs. Goat goes away. Her kids wave good-bye. Then they go inside and lock the door.Kid 2: Whoop-eee! We are all alone.Kid 3. Isn’t this fun?Kid 4. Let’s dance and sing. La-dee-da. La-dee-da!Kid5. We are like big goats. We are so big that we can be alone.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: Outside the hut is the sly red fox. He is hiding in he bushes. He wants to catch the kids. He sees Mrs. Goat go to town. So he waits a little while. Then he runs to the door and taps.Fox: Tap-tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!Kid 6. Who is there, please?Fox: It is me, your friend, a dear, dear friend.Kid 7. What is your name? Dear, dear friend?Fox: I can’t tell you. It is a big surprise. Now open the door.All kids: Oh, no. Mama said we must keep the door locked. We must mind our mother.Fox: Please let me in. I have such a good surprise for you.Kid 3. Go away! Kid 2: Come back when manna is here.Kid 5: (Looking out the window) Oh, oh. It is Mr. Fox. He wants to catch us and eat us all up.All kids: Ho! Ho! You can’t fool us, Mr. Fox. Go away.Kid 6: We won’t open the door.Fox: Well, I will go away then. I only want to be your friend.Storyteller: Mr. Fox makes it look as if he is going away. But he hides in the bushes. When he looks back, he shakes his fist.Fox: All right! You just wait! I’ll find a way to get you. Wait and see.Kid 5: (looking from window) He’s gone! He’s gone. Now we can play again.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Kid 4: Wait till Mama hears about this.Kid 7: We minded her. The door is shut.Act Two. Storyteller: The sly red fox walks on tiptoe. He goes near the goat hut. He can hear the kids singing.Fox: (to himself) How can I get into that house? There must be some ways. I might jump up on the roof. No, that wouldn’t do any good. I could dig and get under the house. That wouldn’t help me any.Storyteller: Mr. Fox sits and thinks. He looks back of the house. There he sees Mrs. Goat’s dresses on the line.Fox: Oh, oh! Now I have a way to get into the house. La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: There is no kid at the window now. In five jumps, Mr. Fox gets to the line. Quickly he gets into Mrs. Goat’s dress and puts on her big straw hat. Act Three: At the hut door.Fox: Tap-tap-tapKid 1: Who is there?Fox: (in a soft voice)It is Mama. I am back from town. Let me in.Kid 6: Oh, good! It’s Mama. Do you have a surprise for us?Kid 5: Wait! That can’t be Mama. She has not had time to get to town and back.Kid 7: It sounds like Mama. Let me look out from the window and see. Storyteller: Kid 7 looks out and sees Mrs. Goat’s dress and hat.Kid 7: It’s Mama all right. I can see her dress and hat.Kid 3: All right, Mama. You can come in. The door is unlocked.Storyteller: Kid 3 unlocks the door and opens it. The sly red fox makes one big jump. The kids run every way.Fox: Now I have you, little kids. M-m-m-m. What a good pie you will make. M-m-m.Kid 1: Hide! Hide from him.Storyteller: And they do hide. One gets under the sink, one under the bed. Another gets in the fireplace, another back of a big chair. One gets in the bathtub, one back of the TV. The last one gets inside the tall clock.Fox: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you think you can hide from me. I can find every one of you and put you in my big bag.Storyteller: One by one. Mr. Fox finds the kids and puts them in his bag. Then he takes the bag up and runs out the door with it. He doesn’t know that he has left one little kid. He didn’t think to look inside the tall clock. Act Four: At the door of the hut.Storyteller: Just as Mr. Fox goes into the bushes, Mrs. Goat gets home. She sees the door open. Mother: Dear! Dear! Those had little goats! They did open the door. Children, where are you?Storyteller: Mrs. Goat does not get an answer. She runs about the house calling and calling.Mother: Children! Children!Storyteller: Mrs. Goat starts to cry. Then she hears a sound from the tall clock. Bang! Bang! Bang!Mother: Where is that bang-bang coming from?Kid 7: Mama! Mama! Is that you? Open the tall clock. I can’t get out. Please help me.Mother: Why are you there? Where are the other kids? Why? Oh, why did you unlock the door?Kid 7: Oh, Mama dear! The red fox got in. He put on your dress and hat. I looked out the window and saw your dress and hat. So kid 3 opened the door.Mother: Where are the other kids? Kid 7: In Mr. Fox’s bag. He’s gone. Act Five. At Mr. Fox’s house.Storyteller: Mother goat and kid 7 run after the fox. Soon they get to his house. Mrs. Goat goes in on tiptoe and sees the fox sleeping. He had to rest after bringing the bag full of goats.Mother: (In a whisper) Where do you think the children are? Did the fox eat them up?Kid 7: (Looking around) No, Mama. See that bag over there?Mother: (in a whisper) Children, are you in the bag?All kids: Quick, Mama! Get us out. The fox is going to put us in a pie.Mother: Sh-h-h! I’ll untie the bag.Fox: (dreaming) Z-z-z-z-z! M-m-m! How good those kids will be! I can hardly wait to make them into pie.Mother: (untying the bag) Sh-h-h! Quick! Come with me. Get a big rock, each of you! Be quick!Storyteller: Each kid gets a rock and puts it in the bag. Then Mrs. Goat ties the bag to the fox’s tail.Fox: Z-z-z-z-z! So you kids wouldn’t let me in. I fooled you, didn’t I? How do you like being put in a pie?Mother: (loudly) All right, children, let’s go home now.Fox: No, you don’t!Storyteller: Mr. Fox jumps up, but falls down. He can’t run.All kids: La-dee-da. La-dee-da! We got away!
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