怼人的100句英语

1、唱歌走调，不如狗叫。 Sing out of tune, called than dogs. 2、远看是美景，近看想报警。 Far see is beauty, looking nearly want to call the police. 3、班长班长，你的嘴巴好长。 Monitor of the class monitor, your mouth for a long. 4、我拿你当人看，你却学狗叫。 I take you when people look at, but you learn dog barks. 5、你这缺德、缺心眼脑残的主。 The wicked, you simpleton brain remnants of the Lord. 6、我从来没见过这么丑的同桌。 I have never seen such a ugly deskmate. 7、班长，今天有没打我小报告？ Monitor, gigged me today? 8、讲话就讲话呗，你能不能不BB？ You can talk just talk bai, cannot but BB? 9、别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。 Don't look back, elder brother love is your shadow. 10、我的同桌位置居然坐了一头猪！ My deskmate position actually sit a pig! 11、老娘不发嗲，当我纯爷们啊你。 The old niang not hair dia, when I am pure the yes you. 12、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。 If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung. 13、你就是与生俱来的贱，人尽可夫。 You are born with base, people can be. 14、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。 I'm not grass ship, your base don't send to me. 15、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。 Your new love, so not is a whore. 16、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。 Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live. 17、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。 Under the big, big but you lack the piece of mind's eye. 18、姐不是电视机，不要老是盯着姐看。 Elder sister is not a TV, don't always staring at the elder sister. 19、你他妈的一个废物，也配和我同桌？ You fucking a waste, but also good and my deskmate? 20、姑娘大步向前走，管他身后几条狗。 Girl striding forward, tube the dogs behind him. 21、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。 If you flowers, cattle after all dare not move bowels. 22、今天出门吃药了呀？不叫不咬人了？ Go out to take medicine today? Don't call don't bite? 23、老师瞎了眼，居然安排我和你同桌。 The teacher blind, arrange my deskmate with you. 24、就你那怂样。嘴里吐出的都是狗牙。 Are you the new sample. Is the dog tooth mouth. 25、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。 The old niang become a swan, you or an egg? 26、昨天看了你一眼、现在眼睛还疼呢。 Yesterday saw you one eye, eyes still hurt? 27、我不骂人，因为我动手能力比较强。 I don't call names, because my ability is stronger. 28、风萧萧兮易水寒，欠了钱兮你要还！ The wind rustling xi xiao cold, owe money xi you want to also! 29、和你同桌，是我这辈子最倒霉的事。 And you sit at the same table, is the worst thing in my life. 30、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢。 The old niang become a swan, you or the egg? 31、我是没有锅，有锅我早就把你炖了！ I have a pot is no pan, I would have you stew! 32、做人不能这样，缺狗粮才知道来找我？ Don't like this, lack of dog food to just know to me? 33、拿你当人的时候，你尽量走人道好吗。 When people get you, do you try to leave either. 34、我一直不敢告诉别人，你是我的同桌。 I have been afraid to tell others, you are my deskmate. 35、喝碧生源常润茶，嗖的一下，胸没了。 Of source of drinking tea, zoom of the chest. 36、有人做了班干部之后，走路都看天了。 Someone to do the class cadre, after walking all the day. 37、作业就是作孽，多写作业就是多造孽。 Homework is commit iniquity, homework is sin. 38、听说你傍大款了，认二郎神当主人了。 I heard you alongside big style, two lang absolute being known as the host. 39、打死我也不说，你还没使美人儿计呢？ Kill me also don't say, the beauty that you haven't make meter? 40、你没有猪的形象，但是你有猪的气质。 You don't have the image of the pig, but you have the temperament of the pig. 41、我情愿站着听课，也不愿意和你同桌。 I would rather stand listening to lectures, also don't want to sit at the same table with you. 42、人家都把耳麦戴头上，我却带脖子上。 The somebody else all the headset to wear head, but I will take her neck. 43、怪只怪我太年轻，是人是狗都分不清！ Blame only blame me too young, is a person doesn't know is a dog! 44、你是进化混乱的极端例证，谢谢你啦！ You is an extreme example of evolution confusion, thank you! 45、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！ Handsome have a fart to use! In the end is not eaten by single! 46、你看看你把人雷的，真是外焦里嫩啊！ You take a look at your ray, the person is really outside the coke in tender! 47、干嘛长得那么高？害我看你还要翻白眼。 Why look so high? I also see you. 48、你也算是一朵奇葩了，是贱人中的奇葩。 You are a flower, it is the unique bitch. 49、孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。 The child took the toy when friends, adult friends as toys. 50、你复杂的五官，掩饰不了你朴素的智商。 You complex facial features, don't hide your simple IQ. 51、大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。 Uncle, you look great, as were the same. 52、你这坨屎，赶紧站一边去，不要熏到我！ You this shit, hurriedly stand aside, don't smoke to me!!!!!!! 53、加油！总有一天你能证明自己是条狗的！ Come on! Someday you can prove that he is a dog! 54、老衲曾经回眸一笑，迷得师太神魂颠倒。 Na to laugh at, once get teacher swoon. 55、除了吞掉班会费，你这个班长还会什么？ In addition to swallow class membership dues, the monitor of the class you will be what? 56、能力就像瓜子仁，只有咬牙才能嗑出来。 Ability is like seeds, only grind teeth out. 57、当个活的东西真不容易，老得四处找点爱。 When it was not easy to live, too old to find some love all around. 58、没想打那么多年不见，你居然变得那么贱。 Didn't want to play so many years, you become so cheap. 59、最近老师养了一条狗，还是条乱咬人的狗。 Recently the teacher raises a dog, or a disorderly bite dog. 60、我们顶着爱的名义，干尽了人间肉麻之事。 Under the name of love, we did all the disgusting things on earth. 61、有娘养没娘教育的，就教你怎么捅咕人了。 Haven't niang education of a mother, will teach you how to touch people. 62、世界上没有丑女人，只有不懂PS的笨女人。 There are no ugly women, only don't understand the PS silly woman. 63、我们都知道你脸皮厚，你不用在那炫耀了。 We all know you have a thick hide, you don't have in the show. 64、大脑这种摆设，时常被心调戏得东倒西歪。 This kind of decoration, brain is often heart flirt in convulsions. 65、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱黑夜。 If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also asks you to hug the dark night. 66、男人喜欢流行的女人，不喜欢流言的女人。 Popular men like women, women don't like to gossip. 67、像你这种贱人就是明骚易躲，暗箭难防了！ A bitch like you is bright SAO is easy to hide, better an open enemy than a false friend! 68、有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的回家拿钱捧个钱场。 Rich holds a money, no money to go home to take money holds a money. 69、你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？ You dress up as such, it is to this world any dissatisfaction? 70、你当班长，不过是拍老师的马匹拍得好罢了。 When you monitor, but that's just pats the teacher's horses well. 71、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。 How do I dare to touch you, I am afraid I buy hand sanitizer poor themselves.