色恋粉雪
今儿咱们说的是西游记的故事。四个和尚从长安出发,前去西天取经。“嘟~~~~”没飞几分钟,飞机缓缓降落:没油了。悟空这通儿找啊:“快,看看哪儿有加油站呢?”唐僧纳闷儿了:“这怎么刚飞起来就加油啊?”“油箱小,就肥皂盒那么大,一次加五块钱的。”“那得加到多会儿去?!”加了十万多次还没到,这西天在哪儿呢?不行,师徒四人一合计,咱得问问路。一捏闸,“吱!~~~~”悟空下来了。一瞧,嗬!这是什么地儿啊?怎么这么荒啊!见一老头正锄地呢,赶紧就过去了。Hi~ hello~ how are you? 老头一回头,“干哈呀?”好嘛!一口大茬子味儿,东北啊!“大爷,这西天怎么走啊?”“拿刀子往脖子上一抹就到了。”“那这儿是哪儿啊?”“铁岭!”好嘛,走反了。那就往回走吧。又加了十万多次油,回长安了。八戒一寻思:“师傅,这事儿不对呀,咱们这么走得走什么时候去?油箱太小,咱得换个大的。”那仨人一下子就瞅见猪八戒的大饭盒了。猪八戒介个不乐意啊。没办法,拗不过这仨人,谁让你用这么大的饭盒。就是它了!就这饭盒了。嘎噔一下子,就给装上了。油箱变大了,一次能加20多块钱的油了。这也没大多少啊。得!这就不易了。“嘟~~~~”又起来了。飞了半年多,加了两万多回油。这天啊,到了火焰山了。大火苗子,嚯~!8848米,飞不过去啊。师徒就合计,能不能让铁扇公主拿扇子给咱扇过去?孙悟空是铁扇公主的小叔子,去套套瓷,嗯,没准儿行。铁扇公主正等着煮唐僧肉吃呢,一看孙猴子来了,能不打起来吗?可她哪儿是孙悟空的对手。十几个回合,力敌不过,败下阵来,那就法宝伺候吧。拿出芭蕉扇,“呜~~~~”师徒四人,连人带飞机,带行李卷,带饭盒,一扇子就扇回大唐去了。教训是严重滴,后果是惨痛滴。经过四人研究决定,乘大唐6号超大油箱飞船,马力十足,绕过火焰山,直到西天取经。“嗖~~~~~~”这家伙,就上天了,溜溜一天不用加油,把四个人给乐得。可到了一地界,哥儿四个可是都不认识。唐僧还问呢:“这是哪里啊?”悟空挠了挠头:“不知道啊。全是土,净是坑的,应该不是西天。”八戒拿了一面大旗,“大唐高僧,到此一游。”啪!就插地上了。后来啊,过了一千三百多年,公元1969年的时候,这地方又来飞船啦!从上面下来一个人,手里拿一小星条旗,嘴里念念有词地,“这是我个人的一小步,却是人类的一大步!”所以说,关于登月这件事,其实咱中国人是祖宗。书归正传,师徒四人又坐上了大唐6号飞船,接着奔西天。返回大气层的时候,猪八戒把刹车给踩爆了。当时闸线一蹦,咣当,就掉下来了。师徒四人这么一看,眼前是一座城门,门楼子上写着:“西天极乐世界”四人这个哭啊,喜极而泣。去雷音寺见如来吧。刚到门口,一群人呼啦一下子就围上来了。“师傅,要盘吗?”“金刚经、法华经、九阴真经,图文版、视频版、写真版,高压缩、高清晰。”“一张,顶如来那儿一百张。”唐僧脸一板:“都给我退下!我们取的是真经。坚决打击盗版。哎!这世道,佛祖的版权费都收不上来。徒弟们,赶紧地吧,往里走。”如来看到衣衫褴褛的四人,很是吃惊:“哪里来的要饭的?”四人连忙解释:“我们是从东土大唐过来取经的和尚。真对不起,晚了。因为油箱太小。”“什么?油箱太小?”没等四人把话说完,如来佛不高兴了“不是早就传过去了吗?全套经书连插图录音真人DV都传过去了。邮箱还不够大?”四人互相看看,很是疑惑。如来指着桌子上的电脑,“这不轻轻一点,所有经书就email过去了吗?你们大唐早用上我的经书了。”百度:Today we say is the journey to the West story.Four monks from Changan, to the west. " Toot ~ ~ ~ ~ " no fly a few minutes, the plane landed: no oil. This son Goku looks for: " have a look quickly, where is the gas station? "Tang's monk wondered : "this how just fly up refueling ah? "" Fuel tank is small, on the soap box is so big, an additional five dollars. "" That was added to when to go?! "Plus one hundred thousand times not to the west, where? No, four master one together, I have to ask the way. A braking, "squeak! ~ ~ ~ ~ " Goku down. A look, oh! What is this place? What a waste! See an old man was hoeing, hurry past.Hi~ hello~ how are you? " The old man looked back, dried ha? " Good! A large skin smell, northeast!"Uncle, the west how to walk? "" Take a knife to the neck of a to. ""So here is where ah? "Tieling.Well, go in the opposite. Then go back. He added one hundred thousand times oil, back to Changan.This one thought: " master, it was wrong, the way we walk when to go? The tank is too small, we must change the big. " The three people suddenly see Zhu Bajie lunch box. Zhu Bajie is not happy. No way, fail to beat this three people, who let you use such a big lunch box. This is it! The lunch box. GA also all of a sudden, he was filled with. The tank has become larger, one can add more than 20 Kuai. This is not how much ah. Have to! It is not easy." Toot ~ ~ ~ ~ " and up. Fly for more than half a year, with more than 20000 oil return. This day, to the Flaming Mountains. Fire seedling, Ho ~! 8848 meters, flew past. Mentoring is together, can let the Princess Iron Fan with fan fan past me? Sun Wukong Princess Iron Fan 's brother-in-law, to set of porcelain, well, maybe.Iron Fan Princess is waiting to eat boiled Tang, a look at the monkey came, can not play together? She is Sun Wukong's rival. More than a dozen rounds, force the enemy but, defeated, then magic serve. Take out a palm-leaf fan, "woo ~ ~ ~ ~ " four master, with the aircraft, baggage volume, bring a lunch box, a fan fan back to the Tang dynasty.The lesson is serious, the consequences are bitter drops. After four research decision, take the Datang 6 large oil tank ship, horsepower, bypassing Flaming Mountains, until the west."The Shoop hermana " this guy, just God, yo-yo day without refueling, the four person to be. To be a landmark, who in four but did not know. Tang Seng also asked: " where is it? " He scratched his head: "I don't know. The whole earth, the net is pit, should not the west. " He took the side of the flag, " Tang monk, tour. " Pa! Is inserted on the ground.Later, after more than one thousand years, in the 1969, this place came to spacecraft! From the top down a man, waving a star and stripes, mouth muttering incantations, " that 's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind! " Therefore, the mission of this thing, we Chinese are fathers.The book the true story, four master and sit on the DMT 6 spacecraft, and then towards the west. Returning to the atmosphere when the brake pedal, pig eight quit to burst. When the brake line up, up, falls off. Four master such a watch, is now a city gate, gate child reads: "the West four Elysian Fields " the cry, cry.See the Buddha to Leiyin temple. Arrived at the entrance, a group of people at a draught surround the hula. " Master, to set it? " " Diamond Sutra, the Lotus Sutra, human resource configurations, graphic version, video edition, portrait version, high compression, high definition. " " A top one hundred single there, buddha. "Tang Senglian: " give me a retreat! We take the canon. Resolutely combating piracy. Hey! This world, the Buddha's royalties are collected. The disciples, hurry, go. "Buddha saw four be shabby in dress, is surprised: " where the beggar? "Four explained: " we are from the east came from the Tang monk. I'm awfully sorry to hear that. I am late. Because the tank is too small. "Sorry? The tank is too small? " No men were out, the Buddha is not happy " is not had passed over? A full set of Scripture even illustrations recording reality DV have passed. The mailbox is not big enough? "Four each have a look, very confused. Buddha pointing at the computer on the table, " this is not gently a bit, all Scripture is email gone? You use my Datang early scriptures. "
美美meme
应该是这么翻译的短文一 让我们玩球.让我们作它所有的.一个球,两个球,三球,四.五个球,六个球,七球,更多.八个球,九个球,十球,所有的一切! 短文三 在什么地方在什么地方我的在哪里小棕色狗?它是在shoop中吗?在什么地方在什么地方我的在哪里小棕色狗?它是在拖把后面吗?在什么地方在什么地方我的在哪里小棕色狗? 给您在盒中! 短文三(歌曲) 在成圆圈地和成圆圈地围绕和围绕在和围绕在自行车上钟去使一整天长时间叮当作响的自行车足够分配上轮子自行车足够分配和回合上轮子使丁当声叮当作响.自行车说的女孩右手击球员的左后方场地 ,对不起,对不起,对不起! 在公园发言权中女士 ,Ssh......是平静 !
轻清净静的美好
1. how to get to the book store? 2. where is the book store?3. where can I find the book store?4. what is the location of book store?七个句子已经想好,但你给的字数限制不够我写...
艳醉迷风
Excuse me ,can you tell me how I can reach the bookshoop?would you mind telling me the way to the book store?can you tell me how to go to the bookshoop?would you please tell me how I can get to the bookshop?
wangjue0512
Let's play with balls. 让我们玩球吧。Let's do it all. 让我们完成一切One ball,two balls, 一个球,两个球Three balls,four.三个,四个 Five balls,six balls, 五个球,六个球Seven balls,more. 七个球,还有更多。。。Eight balls,nine balls, 八个球,九个球Ten balls,all! 十个球,所有的球!短文二Where,where,where is 在那?在那?在那?My little brown dog? 我的小棕狗?Is it in the shoop? 在商店里吗?Where,where,where is 在那?在那?在那?My little brown dog? 我的小棕狗Is it behind the mop?再拖把后面吗 Where,where,where is 在那?在那?在那?My little brown dog? 我的小棕狗Here it is in the box! 他在小盒子里!短文三(歌曲) The wheels on the bike 在车子上的车轮Go round and round 转呀转Round and round 转呀转Round and round 转呀转The wheels on the bike 在车子上的车轮Go round and round 转呀转All day long 成天转The bell on the bike 在车上的铃声Goes ting ting ting.听听听的响 The girl on the bike says,在车上的女孩说 Excuse me,Excuse me, 打扰一下,打扰一下Excuse me! 打扰一下The ladies in the park say, 在公园中的女士说Ssh...Be quietSSH。。。。轻一点。
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