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下面是我整理的2人幽默英语对话，希望对大家有帮助。
2人幽默英语对话1：
男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】
2人幽默英语对话2：
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
2人幽默英语对话3：
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
你有什么事
老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么?
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在，你明天来。
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经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）经典对话三： 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）经典对话四： 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）经典对话五： 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）经典对话六： 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）经典对话七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
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1、Guess what 你猜怎么的 I have no idea. 我不知道。 2、What does she like 她喜欢什么 I don`t konw. 我不知道。 3、Excuse me. You got a minute 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗 OK 可以。 4、Are you ready for this 想听着。Get a load of this. 你听听这个。 5、The show is supposed to be good. 这场表演应当是相当好的。 Yes是的。 6、Any cereal, sir 要来点谷类食品吗，先生？As soon as possible! 越快越好! 7、That might be in your favor. 那可能对你有利。 It’s up to you． 由你决定。 8、It involves a lot of hard work. 那需要很多的辛勤工作。 I just made it! 我做到了! 9、Do you know when he will be back 你知道他什么时候会回来吗 I’m sorry. I don’t know. 抱歉, 我不知道。 10、Terry and Kevin: Nice to meet you.泰瑞和开文：很高兴认识你。Peter:Nice to meet you. 彼得：很高兴认识你们。 11、A: We haven’t received your order yet. 您的订单我们还没收到。 B: It was mailed last week. 上个礼拜就寄出去了。 12、A: We do the best we can. 我们会尽力而为。B: We’ll be calling you again next month. 下个月我们会再打电话给你。 13、Do you know when he will be back 你知道他什么时候会回来吗 He should be back in 20 minutes. 他应该二十分钟内会回来。 14、What can I do for you, sir 先生，您要来点什么？I’d like to have a glass of tomato juice, please.请给我来一杯西红柿汁。 15、A: I’ll check the office one more time. 我再跟公司查一下。 B: And I’ll see if there was any mistake on our end. 我这边也看看是否有什么差错。 16、Tom: Ill be there. Do you want me to bring something 我会去的，你想让我带点什么来吗？Mary: Bring some flowers if you can 如果可以，带一些花吧。 17、What have you got this morning 今天早上你们这儿有什么？Fruit juice, cakes and refreshments, and everything.水果汁、糕点、各种茶点等等，应有尽有。 18、Sam: Great! Come any time after seven oclock.太好了。七点钟过后，什么时候都成。Adam: Sounds great! Can I bring anything 好极了！你要我带点什么来吗？
