百年帝国
Episode INarrator: Mr.Shanbo Liang who travel through several thousand years come to 21 century to look for Mrs.Yingtai ZhuMr.Liang: Ah, you re my girl? I finally find you and marry with meMrs.Zhu: Mr.Liang dou you have a lot of money, a cottage or a Porsche?Mr.Liang: NoMrs.Zhu's mother: Please look at the Mr.Ma not only the house but also many cars in his home. Yingtai, you had better marry with him. I promise that you will be happyMrs.Zhu: Dear mom, go to see him at onceEpisode IIMr.Ma: what do you think about it? marry me?Mrs.Zhu: Wencai, do you love meMr.Ma:I love you deeply! all mine belong to youMrs.Zhu: Is it the real? 相公。。。Mr.Ma：娘子。。Episode IIINarrator: Mr.Ma'father is accused of the bribery and they lost all standing and reputationMr.Ma'father: Well, hell! we have nothing now. Forget it, it is most important to be alivelet's run away with all my money.. Go!Mr.Ma: Dad,wait a minute. Yingtai ,i am sorry to you, we had better flee in different way ,bye!Episode IIIINarrator: Zhu walk along the street and see the the Shanbo suddenly who lean against the balcony railingMrs.Zhu: Shanbo,i finally know Don’t take things too serious you are the real to me. i am back and i'd like to marry to youMr.Liang: i also understand I love the Yingtai before several thousand years rather than now who is hypocriticalSo, you can go nowMrs.Zhu: Oh 。。 my Liang
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六人行 (也叫老友记,英文名叫friends)。
主角正好六个人,每集大概15-20分钟,选一集,改短一点,多练两次就好了。
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Joey: Rach, he just saw us
Rachel: Shhh.
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)Joey: Ross?Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.Ross: So you two are..?Joey and Rachel: Yeah.Ross: And have you .. ed?Joey: No, no, no!Rachel: No, no, no!Ross: But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?Joey: Probably.(Rachel looks at him.)Joey: No, no!Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.Ross: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. (Squeaky.) I'm fine!Joey: Really?Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.Joey: Ross..Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?Rachel: Calm ourselves?Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)Joey: I do like fajitas.
太极武者NO1
英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
老虎︰ 我是一只伟大的老虎。我很坚强。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。我必须找到某事。吃一次，否则我会立即死掉。哦，还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么，要么。哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!
狐狸︰ 我是一只狐狸。你可以看到，我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味！
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
老虎︰ 啊，一只狐狸。一顿好饭。啊，一顿好饭。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
狐狸︰ 噢，我的上帝 ！我该怎么办？是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。你好 ！虎姐 ！你好吗？
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.
老虎︰ 不太好。我现在很饿了。我想要吃了你。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
狐狸︰ 哦，亲爱的！你怎么敢这样说 ！我是森林之王 ！我是森林之王 ！如果你想要吃我，我会让你死现在。
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
老虎︰ 她是王。她在骗我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.
狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我，只是跟着我，看看谁是森林之王
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
老虎︰ 好。我们走吧。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.
兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。啊，一个大萝卜。哦！太难了。我不能把它拔。
Bird: I’m a bird.
鸟︰ 我是一只鸟。
Rabbit: Hi!
兔子︰ 嗨 ！
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?
鸟︰ 嗨 ！在这儿干吗，兔子小姐？我可以帮你吗？
Rabbit: Yes, please.
兔子︰ 是的请。
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?
青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。你好 ！你在这里干什么？你需要什么？
R&B: Yes, come on!
R&B︰ 是啊，来吧！
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
青蛙︰ Ok ！我来了 ！
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?
熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好，每个人 ！你在这里干什么？
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out.Please come and help us.
R、 B & F︰ 来吧 ！加油！熊先生 ！你是如此强大。请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
熊︰ Ok ！我来了。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
狐狸︰ 你好，熊 ！
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
熊︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Frog!
狐狸︰ 你好，青蛙 ！
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
青蛙︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Bird!
狐狸︰ 你好，鸟 ！
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
鸟︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
狐狸︰ 你好，兔子 ！
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
兔︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!
狐狸︰ 老虎，现在，你看到。他们是如此害怕 ！他们都跑开了 ！
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正确的。它是真实的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我会跑掉。他是国王。他是国王。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.
狐狸︰哇 ！还有一个大萝卜。现在，萝卜是属于我的。
小短剧的精髓特点有一下十点:
1、精短凝炼、简洁明了。
2、手法新颖、视角独特。
3、幽默为主、喜剧对白。
4、制作期短 、考虑成本。
5、主题专一、栏目固定。
6、网络传播、影响广泛。
7、门槛不高、人人可试。
8、题材广泛、不拘一格。
9、容易出手、市场急需。
10、形式多元、结构紧密。
