巨匠智能家居
you can jam your dick in to someone's ass.you can't peanut butter your dick in to someone's ass.这是英文文字笑话。jam除了有果酱的意思外，还有塞的意思。但是peanut butter就只有花生酱的意思，没有其他的意义。所以你 can't peanut butter your dick in to someone's ass.
佐鉺三鉺洞
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
