就愛翻毛腔
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？” The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？” The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！” The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了 Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？” " because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
宝妮Angela
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
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1.My wife complains that her clothes are so old, they were all made in Australia.我妻子对我抱怨说自己没有新衣服，她的衣服都还是澳洲造的。（澳大利亚市面上的衣服基本都是Made in China的，要不也是别国生产的。大概10年前有澳洲产的，渐渐越来越少，现在很少看到了。）2.The pastor(牧师) decides to use one rich parishioner（教区居民） to set an example. "John," he says, " you're a successful businessman, surely you could contribute more to the building fund."（礼拜以后是教堂募捐的时间）牧师打算用教区里的一个富人做榜样。“约翰”，他说，“你是一个成功的商人，你一定能够比别人为筹建教堂贡献更多。”John replies, " But my mother is in a nursing home, my daughter just lost her job, and my son is starting university...If I can say no to them, I can say no to you too."约翰回答说，“但是我的母亲住在养老院（政府为没有收入的老年人办的，不需要费用），我女儿刚失业（在澳大利亚，失业政府给失业补助，足够生活），我儿子刚开始上大学（在澳大利亚，大学费用可以贷款，在你将来收入达到一定水平以后才需要还）...如果我可以不给他们一分钱，我也同样可以一分钱不给你。”
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