王小虎呦
《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》英语话剧P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正剧：(P,K出场) P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状) P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状) Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼) K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状) P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状) P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状) K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状) P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊) K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状) K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状) K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状) P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状) K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状) P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状) （M,F携手进场）: P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状) P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧) M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K) K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎) M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ? F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. （P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷) M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视) M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状) M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状) P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状) M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状) P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状) M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状) M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状) K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分) M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状) P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心) M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状) P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情) (M不理P) M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状) F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状) M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 ) F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状) P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状) K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管) M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K) K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状) P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗) M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意) P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所) M、F、K: (All 晕倒)
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一个英文剧本的模板原名:FATHER KNOWS BETTER Marsh Cassadu 译:老爸英明人物(characters):父亲;母亲;HEIDI, 14岁;DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16;restaurant manager, 20s场景(setting):包括在一个快餐店的一系列场景设施.开幕(at rise):灯光亮起来的时候,HEIDI从舞台右后沿着舞台前沿进入到边上.SEAN和DIANE从左后进入.他们听着HEIDI对观众的独白. HEIDI:我老爸是一个好人.没有人可能说他不是.不过...他是很好,他一直做一些荒唐的事情而且最后都让我们这些孩子当中某些人感到非常尴尬.有一次,看吧,我哥哥想买这个吉他.他已经为了这个存了好长一段时间的钱了.然后,他在这个快餐店找到了工作,对吧?当服务员.这个是SEAN的第一个真实意义上的工作,他非常高兴.他计算两三个月后他就可以买这个他梦寐以求吉他了.老妈和老爸都为他感到骄傲,然后呢,好吧,他是我的大哥,他一直喜欢拿我开玩笑.但是,事实上,我也为他感到骄傲.你知道发生过什么吗?我不愿意说因为:SEAN,DIANE and HEIDI:(in unison一齐)老爸英明!(左灯光亮起来,那里有一个SEAN打工的快餐店.里面有一个收费台和一对桌子.MANAGER站在收费台后面,父亲进入的时候,SEAN正在清理桌子.)MANAGER:晚上好,先生,需要点什么吗?FATHER:晚上好.SEAN:(对自己说)噢,不! (他蹲在了一桌子后面不让父亲看见)FATHER:我要找经理.MANAGER:我就是,先生.FATHER:我是Sam Thompson,我的儿子在这里工作.MANAGER:噢,你是SEAN的父亲.FATHER:是的，这个是他的第一份工作,你知道.我只是想来看看他做的还好吗?MANAGER:哦,很好.没有问题的.SEAN:(伸出手,抬起手掌,对自己说)我做了什么啊,要我受到这样的惩罚?我做了什么?FATHER:雇佣他还是一个不错的事情吧?MANAGER:啊,是的,我想是的.SEAN:(对自己)回家,老爸.回家,回家吧.FATHER:我确定他是一个很好的工人,但也是一个典型的青年,如果你知道我的意思.MANAGER:(失去兴趣)我怎么知道.FATHER:他是一个好男孩.而且我确定如果这里有任何情况,我会和SEAN来一个男人之间的谈话.MANAGER:我觉得那个没有必要...FATHER:噢,没关系.我对我的儿子感到骄傲.非常,非常骄傲.我就是想让你知道我会做任何事情,我能帮助他度过危险的海洋.SEAN:(站起来大叫)嗨!嗨!嗨!FATHER:儿子,我不知道你在这里.SEAN:我就在这里工作啊,老爸.FATHER:当然.我是说我没有看见你.SEAN:我无法想象你会没有看见!FATHER:你的经理正在和我聊得开心呢. (DIANE从舞台左前端进入,HEIDI从舞台右前进入,看着SEAN和FATHER.)SEAN,DIANE和HEIDI:(一齐)老爸,你真是英明! (灯光迅速暗下.几秒后SEAN一人站在舞台右前.HEIDI和DIANE在左端上台)SEAN:如果那种事情只是偶尔发生一次,那也不是什么坏事.不过总的来说,我不会去想把自己老爸和别人的兑换.他确实爱我们这些孩子和我们的母亲.但是我觉得那就是问题所在.他想为我们做一些事情,那些他认为是对的.但是我需要在行动之前经过大脑,因为:SEAN,HEIDI和DIANE:(一齐)老爸英明! (灯光暗下,中央的灯亮起来,那里FATHER和三个孩子正坐在餐桌周围.MOTHER拿着盘子进来准备坐下.FATHER立刻站起来帮MOTHER拉出椅子.MOTHER坐下.一家人开始吃饭.)FATHRE:我有一个惊喜给你,DAINEDIANE:(知道那肯定不是什么好事)你有...一个惊喜?MOTHER:好吧,不管是什么,亲爱的，不要给我们留下悬念.FATHER:好吧,你们都知道,Dan Lucas和我一起工作.DIANE:Kyle的父亲?MOTHER:不要打岔,亲爱的,你爸爸正在给你们说事情.HEIDI:(舞台话悄悄对SEAN说)肯定是一些DIANE不想知道的,我打赌.SEAN:(舞台悄悄对HEIDI说)你为什么这么想啊?MOTHER:SEAN,亲爱的,HEIDI,我的心肝,不要让你爸爸分心.SEAN和HEIDI:(一齐)抱歉,妈妈.FATHER:现在,我要说了.我知道你有多么喜欢年轻的KyleDIANE:老爸!FATHER:这个是真的,不是吗?难道那天我没有听见你对你妈妈说你是多么希望Kyle可以邀请你去参加班级舞会吗?SEAN:噢-恩!HEIDI:哎呀啊!MOTHER:孩子们,孩子们,你们的爸爸正在说话呢!DIANE:(紧咬牙关,声音好象是从牙齿中挤出来的)是啊-是我说-问这个-干-什-么?FATHER:那么,好吧.DIANE:(有点激动)"那么,好吧"是什么?!FATHER:我说什么了?我说错了吗?HEIDI:(对SEAN)不，还没有错呢.SEAN:(对HEIDI)但是,你知道就要错了.MOTHER:孩子们,请给你们的父亲他应该得到的尊重.HEIDI和SEAN:(闪眼睛)是的,妈妈.FATHER:好吧,今天我碰到Dan,我问他是不是可以和我一起去第三大街的法国餐馆吃饭.你知道那家店的吧,老婆.MOTHER:恩,是的,我知道.FATHER:我请客,我这么告诉他.然后,他当然高兴的接受了.MOTHER:为什么不是他请客?FATHER:(恍然大捂)啊,对啊!DIANE:这个-和我-有-关系-吗?MOTHER:Diane,有时我就是不懂你的行为,但是我会尽力去理解的.DIANE:(很短)对不起.MOTHER:谢谢,Diane.(对FATHER)接着说吧.FATHER:就像我说的一样----HEIDI:我们知道你说的,爸.FATHER:呃...啊,你说什么?SEAN:她说:"我们知道你说的,爸"FATHER:是的,当然.MOTHER:我们接着吃吧,我做了这个充满崇敬的点心.是用一种从我的主母那里传下来的方法做的.DIANE:妈!MOTHER:怎么了? (DIANE摇着头,往椅子背倒过去)FATHER:无论如何,Dan是一个好人.我以前都不知道他是个这么好的人.我外发现我们有很多共同兴趣.我们的家庭,社区,全球和平,公民福利.HEIDI:(自言自语)哦,话题被转移了.SEAN:爸?FATHER:什么,儿子?SEAN:我相信DIANE很想知道这个惊喜的.DIANE:(好象精辟力尽一样呼吸,转向SEAN,把头一下一下点着)实在太感谢了,SEAN,我欠你的!FATHER:那么好吧,我马上就告诉你.我把你对他儿子的兴趣告诉了Dan.DIANE:你什么?MOTHER:Diane,你这是怎么了,我就是不能了解你们这些年轻的一代.如果在我的那个年代--- DIANE:妈,求你了!MOTHER:什么?什么?HEIDI:妈,我相信她很想让老爸接着说下去.SEA:(对自己)更像是想摆脱这个情景.DIANE:爸,求你了,告诉我,马上就说,你都说了什么?求你了快告诉我,你对Lucas 先生都说了什么.告诉我,告诉我!FATHER:啊,这样不是很好吗?看起来我的一个小阴谋已经得逞了.你是多么想知道结果啊...这让我觉得我的请客钱很值得了.HEIDI:(TO SEAN)你能相信吗?SEAN:(TO HEIDI)哦,当然,你不能吗?FATHER:是的，我告诉他你是多么喜欢Kyle,还有你是多么希望他儿子可以在班级舞会上邀请你DIANE:你...告诉我没有这么说,告诉我你没有.FATHER:哦,我当然说了,为了我的孩子,我什么都说了.DIANE:(口齿不清)...然后.....所以...MOTHER:Diane,你没事吧.DIANE:(伸长脖子对这母亲,然后猛的把头转向父亲)好吧...然后Dan说了什么?!FATHER:哦,当然,像这么一个好人-坦诚,又知道理解别人,他说他会把这个告诉他儿子,然后坚持叫他儿子打一个电话过来的DIANE:(angry scream!)Whaaaaaaaat!SEAN和HEIDI:( together)老爸,你不会吧!我实在不想再翻译下去了,这个剧本可以看一下,说不定有用处,不过呢,其实本来还有一幕的,实在不想再翻译下去了. 觉得好请采纳 谢谢。。
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四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling OrangeThe Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。人物Tom: Father OrangeKlye: Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother: But it’s useless.Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best. Father: Yeah!SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared. (Suddenly)Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?Mother: What are you talking about?Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father: What did you see?Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm. Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming. Father: Try to be quiet.Sister: I don’t want to be taken away. Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away. Sister: Your friend looks so fat.Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away. Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour? Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down. Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.)Brother: Oh, no, Dad!Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away. Mother: Oh, no!Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away. Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store. Brother: A car’s pulling up.Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up. Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out. Brother: Dad’s rolling away.All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad! Mother: Oh! Thank God.
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Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma：Who is it？Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]农夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？兔子B：喂？兔子A：Hey Jackey！兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]树：Stop！！！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
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