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1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD... 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” 6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 开车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” 8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。” 9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
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TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
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It has a long nose and two big ears,it is very fat.It is rare animal.Who is it?它有一个长鼻子和两个大耳朵，它非常胖。它是珍稀动物。它是谁？ 答案：大象
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螃蟹，绝大多数种类的螃蟹生活在海里或近海区，也有一些栖于淡水或陆地，中国人常吃的海鲜。下面是我整理的关于螃蟹的 谜语 ，感兴趣的过来看看吧。有关螃蟹的谜语 1、谜面： 手里两把钳，横行水陆间。 煮熟色泽红，味道美又鲜。 迷目：打一动物 谜底：螃蟹 2、谜面： 什么动物猜拳永远不会有输赢? 迷目：打一动物 谜底：螃蟹 提示：螃蟹只会出叉。 3、谜面： 八只脚，抬面鼓， 两把剪刀鼓前舞， 生来横行又霸道， 嘴里常把泡沫吐。 迷目：打一动物 谜底：螃蟹 4、谜面： 一个老乡 背个皮箱 钳子两把 筷子四双 迷目：打一动物 谜底：螃蟹 有关螃蟹的谜语拓展一 把头靠在春哥胸上(打一物) —— 谜底: 平板电脑 有方有圆像奶糖，文具盒里静静躺。写错字来不要慌，摇摇脑袋帮你忙(打一物) —— 谜底: 橡皮擦 怀(打三字常用语) —— 谜底: 不用心 一起在巴黎(打一法律用语) —— 谜底: 合同法 快乐的不想回去(打一 成语 ) —— 谜底: 乐不思蜀 周五到周日，不分白昼地过(打一歌名) —— 谜底: 《三天三夜》——张惠妹 你一半我全部(打一字) —— 谜底: 俄 博物馆的自行车(打一历史人物名) —— 谜底: 刘少奇(留下来，很少骑的) 有关螃蟹的谜语拓展二 难以言传(打一成语) —— 谜底: 祸从口出 自小在一起，目前少联系(猜一字) —— 谜底: 省 邀您入席(打一礼貌用语) —— 谜底: 请坐 荐(打一体育项目) —— 谜底: 挺举 前滚翻打一字 —— 谜底: 潘 披麻戴孝的鬼 (打一字) —— 谜底: 魔 狗自己做，说明狗自己熊了，所以叫“狗熊” —— 谜底: 耗牛 到了长城才休憩(打一四字成语) —— 谜底: 万里一息 108好汉，27模样，搅得四方悬在心(打一娱乐用具)——谜底： 麻将 外青内白胖娃娃，酒席上面爱雕花(打一蔬菜)——谜底：冬瓜 人的祖先是谁?——谜底：是花生，因为花生仁(人) 立着的木桩子(打一字)——谜底：亲 谢绝参观(打一个字)——谜底：企 送子菩萨的栖息之地(打一电影)——谜底：观音山 托儿(打一 英语单词 )——谜底：tall 长长脖子同树高，身披白纹褐斑点，又长又细四条腿(打一动物)——谜底：长颈鹿 上轻下重胖娃娃，左摇右摆总不屈(打一玩具)——谜底：不倒翁 猜你喜欢： 1. 关于儿童谜语大全及答案 2. 生活谜语大全 3. 适合小学的动物谜语 4. 儿童谜语大全及答案动物类
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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? Answers: 1.ause it makes fat fact! 2.ause it's the begining of everything! 3.ause there is love between them! 4. It's the letter B! 5. It's the letter Y! 6. ause it's in the midst of fun! 7. With my hands ,of course! 8. Take a longer rope and compare with it! 9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 10. He didn't cheat! 11. Grow old! 12. The other half! 13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14. When there's two of them 有两个人时! 15. They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 16. Two. The inside and the outside! 17. All animals,for trees can't jump! 18. Sleep at night! 19. At the bottom! 20. Wet! 21. Nine! 22. They planted peech trees! 23. He walked in the other direction! 24. Snowflakes! 25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window! 26. Every month has at least 28 days! 27. One's appetite! 28.From a hen! 29. He fell off the last step! 30. ause their heads are far from their bodies! 31.easy . 7- 7/7=6! 32. easy. 5+5/5=6! 33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000! 34.Washinton,D.C.! 35. The police officer was a lady! 36.ause it can't see both sides at once. 37.ause they can hold up traffic with just one hand! 38. Neither.I use a pen! 39.Borrow the book from library. 什么字母是一种动物？B(BEE) 2.What letter is a vegetable? 什么字母是一种蔬菜？P(PEA) 3.What letter is a question? 什么字母是一个问题？Y(WHY) 4.What letter is your eye? 什么字母是你的眼睛？I(EYE) 5.What letter stands for the ocean? 什么字母代表海洋？C (SEA) 2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）? —— A pear.? （3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）? —— Because she is Miss Fortune.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）: （1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远） （2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对）， （3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸） ? （4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）? ——Because it is matchless.? （5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）? ——Because he enjoyed cool music.? （6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ? ——Pepper.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）： （4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”； （5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”； （6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。? 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C? 2.Why is the letter E so important? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact. 2.Because it's the begining of every-thing! ---- Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）? —— Mom is closer because dad is father.? （2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）? —— A pear.? （3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）? —— Because she is Miss Fortune.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）: （1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远） （2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对）， （3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸） ? （4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）? ——Because it is matchless.? （5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）? ——Because he enjoyed cool music.? （6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ? ——Pepper.? 注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）： （4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”； （5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”； （6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。? 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C? 2.Why is the letter E so important? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact. 2.Because it's the begining of every-thing!
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