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01.人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的
Themostregretionofliveisinsistonsomethingthatshouldntbeinsistedon，giveupsomethingthatshouldntbegivenup
02.大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
TangMonk/Tangpriest，dontyouknoaningout，hedidnthaveexperienceinleadingthearmy！eotheranticloverich，richinthecoquettisharryforthepurposeofmakingobjectisbullying.
毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
29、Brother，youhavetofacetheresolutionisgood？
大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
30、Inheaventhereisnoan，IthinkImustbetoomean.
女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
37、Livinghalfarebadluck，theotherhalfisho:Dutchactnocourage，horizontalbatch:whitegoback.
上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。
40、Myprincipleis:thepersondoesnotmakeme，Idonotprisoners;ifthepersonmakeme，Iwillgetangry！
我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，我就生死！
幸福中总会掺加那些悲哀的元素。
2、The world without you， unable to continue。
没有你的世界 ，无法继续。
3、Love is a dashed line， we in different paragraph。
爱情是一条虚线，我们在不同的段落。
4、Alone a person cannot feel happiness。
独自一个人无法感受幸福。
5、Held your hand， as if threads on your fingers around。
握过你的手，仿佛余温在指尖缠绕。
6、Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity。
幸运，其实就是准备遇到了机会
7、You cant buy love。 But you pay heavily for it。
爱，钱买不到它，却会狠狠的为它买单。
8、I am a slow walker ， but I never walk backwards。
我走得很慢，但是我从不倒退。
9、Your own taste， let my heart closely rely on。
你的专属的味道，让我的心紧紧依靠。
10、Determined to be tired heartless indifference。
有心才会累，无心者无所谓。
11、Im just folk。I have mood swings。
我只是个平凡人，我也有我的小情绪。
12、No promise， only said not over of lies。
没有不变的承诺，只有说不完的谎言。
13、Whos who of the hook， and who is who of redemption。
谁是谁的劫，谁又是谁的救赎。
14、Love warms more than a thousand fires。
爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
15、I forget， or you have not loved。
是我忘不掉，还是你未曾爱过。
16、pale words who can see this persons bitter。
苍白的文字有谁会看出这一个人的辛酸。
17、Ill give you。 The last love is letting go。
我给你，最后旳疼爱是手放开。
18、Delay is the deadliest form of denial。
拖延其实就是最彻底的拒绝。
19、Dont look back， just havent found leave your reasons。
不回头，只是还没找到留下的理由。
20、So your those commitments， just about。
原来你的那些承诺，只是随便说说。
21、If I change shape， and you forget the time。
若不是我变了摸样，便是你淡忘了时光。
22、Love is so short， forgetting is so long。
爱那么短，可是遗忘那么长。
23、I love you， love can not my world without you。
我爱你，爱到我的世界不能没有你。
24、Are there only to leave， you will never care about。
是不是只有离开，你才会有所在乎。
25、Someone said， my love， I just thought。
有人说，我的爱情只是我的自以为。
26、Have you paid the rental for residing in my heart？
住在我心里，你交房租了吗？
27、The life of the traveler why cant forget。
生命的过客何必念念不忘。
28、All or nothing， now or never。
要么没有，要么全部。要么现在，要么永不。
29、Disappointment is injured， than be more painful thing。
失望是比受伤，更让人痛苦的事情。
30、The wind is too with the pain you give is blown away。
风太带大你给的痛却吹不散。
31、I loved you。 I leave you。 Ill miss you。
曾经爱过你，现在我走了，将来，我还会想念你。
32、The fault-finder will find faults in paradise。
爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。
33、The course of true love never did run smooth。
真诚的爱情之路永不会是平坦的。
34、Keep me in your memory， leave out all the rest。
把我放进你的记忆里，不要管其他的。
35、Happiness is when the desolated soul meets love。
幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅。
36、Choice， not chance， determines human destiny。
抉择，而不是机遇，决定命运。
37、Best way to not get your heart broken， is pretend you dont have one。
不想伤心最好的办法就是假装自己没心没肺。
38、Time will abandon those funny oath， until we also agree。
时间会摒弃那些滑稽的誓言，直至我们也苟同。
39、Trust always can not stand test， appear so vulnerable。
信任，总是经不起考验，显得如此不堪一击。
40、One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory。
想要得到幸福的关键之一就是你要学会健忘。
41、please give me a reason to forget you，who loves me so much。
给我一个理由忘记，那么爱我的你。
42、Life sometimes， always is ironic。 A turn round is probably I。
人生有时候，总是很讽刺。一转身可能就是一世。
43、I love very much， a minute only love you sixty seconds。
我的心爱得不多，一分钟只爱了你六十秒。
44、My eyes have shallow sea land old clap vita etched a bay miss。
我眼中有浅浅的海，前尘旧事拍岸，侵蚀出一湾想念。
45、If love is the representative of the happiness， that what is happiness。
如果说爱情是幸福的代表，那幸福又是什么。
46、Between us are only separated by one step， and I can not move you。
我们之间仅隔一步，而我却不能迈向你。
47、Everyone has a sad， want to hide but he who denies all confesses all。
每个人都有一段悲伤，想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。
48、Time profound rather than shallow， please dont used to mourn rather than miss。
时光深刻而非浅薄，请别用来。
49、I acted like it wasnt a big deal， when really it was breaking my heart。
我装作一切都无所谓，虽然我已心力交瘁。
50、Weve added years to life，not life ti years。
我们让年华付诸流水 ，却不曾将生命倾注其中。
51、We dont have any choice， only run in opposite directions。
我们没有任何选择的余地，只有背道而驰。
52、Your hand luxuriant line entanglements into the city in whose laughter。
你掌心华丽的线条纠结进了谁的城池里欢声笑语。
53、Its too late to move back， yet too early to move on。
想回头，已经太迟了； 想开始， 又觉得太早。
54、When distinction disguises the smile， is the final farewell tune。
分别时假装的微笑，是最后的告别曲。
55、Disappear a memory。 And leaving is unforgettable memories。
消失的是记忆。而留下的才是刻骨铭心的回忆。
56、Close your eyes， and see yourself， you are clearly visible。
闭上眼，看不见自己，你却清晰可见。
57、Im tired of people who judge me without knowing my history。
我讨厌那些不了解我，却对我指手画脚的人。
58、Beautiful season， we love because huddle together。
明媚的季节里，我们因为爱情依偎在一起。
59、Some people just dont realize how much their words can hurt someone。
有些人就是意识不到他们的语言有多么伤人。
60、We cant fly high because we overweigh ourselves。
我们不会高飞，是因为我们把自己看的太重。
61、Do not play too true acting， otherwise it will bear the scars。
演戏别演太真，否则会伤痕累累。。
62、Got to lose， is always better than never gets no more cuts。
得到了再失去，总是比从来就没有得到更伤人。
63、Whatever happened in the past is gone， the best is always yet to come。
无论过去发生什么，最好的永远尚未到来。
64、For those things i dont talk about，it does not mean i dont know。
有些事不说，不代表不知道。
65、For you， I have only to remember the identity of strangers。
对于你，我始终只能以陌生人的身份去怀念。
66、The colour of a sad， sad haunted， sadness and me company。
泛着忧伤的色彩，悲伤萦绕，忧伤和我作伴。
67、A person quiet a person cry movie clips， the whole world is sad。
一个人安静一个人哭泣散场电影，全世界伤心。
68、A lot of things， we can be touched， but can not shed tears。
很多事情，我们可以感动，却不能流泪。
69、Obtain a copy of any form will have to repay that day。
任何形式的索取都会有偿还的那一天。
70、Love， but not to talk， from no words to say nothing。
爱情，不过是从无话不谈，到无话可说。
71、Without you by my side， I will be better off than you。
没有你在我身边，我会比你过得更好。
72、And the fear in the heart with obtained after the betrayal。
最怕在用了心之后， 得到的是背叛。
73、You said， love is too deep but dont let their destruction。
你说过，爱的太深却不要让自己沉沦。
74、If you dont travel around，you d think this is the world。
如果你不出去走走，你就会以为这就是世界。
75、You will never understand love if you are always sane。
永远那么理智，就永远不会懂得爱情了。
76、Until all dreams has broken， didnt see your tears and regret。
直到所有的梦已破碎，才看见你的眼泪和后悔。
77、Sadness into the river upstream， I for who the desperate。
悲伤逆流成河，我为谁而不顾一切。
78、Too much commitment to slip away from the fingers dare ask what。
太多承诺从指间溜走 不敢奢求什么。
79、I just wanna ask，Will you still be there if I come back？
我只想问你，若我回头，你还在不在？
80、That formerly how to pick， time flies straight forward。
那段从前怎么去捡，光阴似箭一直向前。
81、Life without love is like a tree without blossom of fruit。
缺少爱的生命，就像未开花结果的枯树。
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优美英文句子
1、Blessedness is of comparative degree,you e ture.
幸福是每一个微小愿望的达成。
4、Happiness is to find someone es out of your mouth an eone and smile for no reason。
没有遇到你之前，我从来没想到自己会这样，毫无缘由的对着一个人傻笑。
16、I am on my about them, but the memories would always be there.
距离会让你遗忘，但是回忆却会永驻。
22、Everbody will make mistakes, thats why they put erasers on the end of pencils.
每个人都会犯错，这就是为什么把橡皮擦安在铅笔后面的原因。
23、Dont be so hard on yourself.
别对自己太苛刻了。
24、If you really love me, then why do I see is to breed.
倘若你真的爱我，那么为什么我看到的只是繁衍。
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一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。
1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼.5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天.无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露.7.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法.如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了.9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰.10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面.12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西.13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去.14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬.15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18.How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19.Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千.现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千.20.If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧.21.Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口.23.Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
英汉对照幽默小短语 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ " 努力工作7a64e58685e5aeb931333234303034不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越少， 为什么学来着？。
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
