丹枫在心
顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.Areyoucrazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?I'llhavetea.2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?顾客：服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...顾客：汤里有只苍蝇!服务员：别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
飛天彩绘
Guest: Hello, is that Jinjiang Hotel? 你好，是锦江大酒店吗？ Operator: Hello, this is the switchboard operator of the hotel. What can I do for you? 您好，我是酒店总机接线员，您有什么事需要我做吗？ Guest: I want to have a reservation for a room. 我想预订客房。 Operator: Hold the line and let me transfer to the front desk for you. 请不要挂电话，我帮您转接总台. Clerk: Hello, this is the front desk speaking. I'm at your service. 您好，我是总台，愿为你效劳。 Guest: I want a room in your hotel. 我想定一个房间。 Clerk: What kind of room do you want, a standard or a flat? 您想要什么房间，标准间还是套间？ Guest: A standard. 标间 Clerk: Ok. When are you going to check in, please?好的。请问您什么时候入住？ Guest: Th day after tomorrow. 后天。 Clerk: In the morning or aftenoon? 上午还是下午？ Guest: At six in the aftrnoon. 下午六点。 Clerk: And how many days will you plan to stay, please? 请问，请问您打算住几日？ Guest: Three days. 三天。 Clerk: All right. We are looking forward to your conming. See you the day after tomorrow. 好的，期待您的到来，后天见。
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