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故事是小学生所喜爱的,引人入胜的故事情节不仅能够对小学生产生很强的吸引力,使小学生注意力集中,同时还能够带给学生愉悦的体验。我精心收集了英语课前三分钟小故事,供大家欣赏学习!
Where Do You keep Yours ?
你的东西放到哪儿去了?
The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视,一位年轻的实习医生跟着他,突然那名实习医生注意到一件怪事。
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"
“医师先生,您有没发现您耳朵放了一支栓剂呢?"
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"
“喔!真是糟糕!”那位名医说道,“你知道那表示什么吗?”
"What?"
“什么呢?”
"Some asshole has got my pen!"
“我把我的钢笔塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了!”
We're in the Same Boat
同病相怜
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
他的朋友常会邀请他参加舞会,
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
但他从没能鼓起勇气邀请女孩子跳舞。
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
有一晚,他却不经意看见一位装了一只木制义肢的女孩独自伤心地坐在角落。
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
他很谨慎地走向她问道:
"Would you like to dance?"
“你要不要跳舞呀?”
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
“我要不要? ”她惊叫。
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"
“哦,怎么了?你有一只木制的义肢 (而我有一只木制的假眼,咱们应是天生的一对嘛!)。”
A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he could conceal his crime. What's more, when he told the sad tale to his wife, she packed her bags and left him.
一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款,并悉数浪费在赛马上,银行的督察第二天就要来视察,而他也没办法隐瞒他的不法行为。更糟的是,当他把此一不幸的消息告诉他老婆时,她竞收拾行李,离他而去。
Totally despondent, the young man headed for the nearest bridge and prepared to throw himself into the river. Just as he was about to leap off, a hideous olci hag ran up to him, shouting for him to stop.
年轻人非常沮丧地走向离家最近的一座桥想投河自尽。就在他要跳下水时,一位面目可憎的老巫婆跑上前去,制止了他的行动。
"You don't understand," explained the banker, and told her about his predicament.
“你不了解我的痛苦,”银行家说道,并且把他的困境告诉老巫婆。
"Ha-ha," chortled the hag. "Why, that's nothing. It just so happens that I'm a witch, and I can solve all your problems "The witch seemed to concentrate, made some mystic signs and uttered a series of bizarre phrases.
“哈哈!”巫婆咯咯地笑,“那也没什么,刚好我是个女巫,我可解决你所有的难题。接着女巫似乎全神专注地在空中比划一些玄妙的符号,口中还念着一大串奇怪的话。
"There you are," she said triumphantly. "Not only is the money returned, but there's another $ 200,O0O in your safe deposit box And your wife is back at home and the whole matter has been erased from her memory. "
“你的问题我都帮你解决了,”她得意洋洋地说道,“不仅要回了你那二十万,你的保险柜里面还多了二十万美金!你太太也已回家,而且我已从她的记忆中除去了这件不愉快的事!”
"My God, can this really be true?" exclaimed the man.
“我的天啊,你说的是真的吗?,’那个人说道。
"Of course," replied the hag. "But if you want to keep it true, you must do one thing. You must take me to a hotel and screw my brains out. "
“当然啦!”巫婆回答道,“但是你如果要我保持目前这个状况的话,就必须答应我一件事,带我到旅社并和我做爱一个晚上。”
The man gulped, for the old woman was truly hideous, and smelt horrible as well. But seeing no alternative, he did as she requested, and holding his nose and averting his eyes, performed his duty manfully all night.
那个老兄吞了一口口水,因为女巫不但长像可怕,而且浑身臭气逼人。由于别无选择,他答应了她的要求,整个晚上他屏住气息,别过脸避开巫婆的视线,不停地履行他的承诺。
In the morning, as he was getting dressed, the repulsive crone turned to him and said, "Sonny, how old are you anyway?"
隔天早上,银行家正在穿衣服,那令人厌恶的丑老太婆面向他问道:“小老弟,你究竟多大年纪呢?”
"Thirty-three," replied the executive.
“三十三,”老兄答道。
"And don't you think you're a little bit old to believe in witches?"
“那你不认为你实在年长得可以不相信有巫婆的存在了吗?”
迟到的春风
以故事来激发学生对英语学习的兴趣是实践多元化教学模式的重要途径。我精心收集了关于三分钟英语故事演讲稿,供大家欣赏学习!
英语故事演讲稿(一):
Three Foxes
Once there were three foxes, they worked together。 They lived a happy life。 Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes。 The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too。 Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled。 The eldest fox opened a new hill again。 The second eldest fox dug a pool。 Two of them because rich soon。 The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes。 In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up。
三只狐狸
从前有三只狐狸,他们愉快地工作和居住在一齐。最小的狐狸又懒又坏,经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵,气走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享受着丰富的食品。老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。老二挖了池塘,不久他们过上了富裕的生活。最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物,最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。
英语故事演讲稿(二):
Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well
There is a frog。 He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well。 He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well。
One day a crow es to the well。 He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk。” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says。 The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well。 How do you fly from the sky?”
The crow says, “The sky is very big。 You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big。”
The frog says, “I don’t believe。” But the crow says, “You can e out and have a look by yourself。”
So the frog es out from the well。 He is very surprised。 How big the world is!
坐井观天
有一只青蛙住在井底,他从来没有去过井外面。他以为天空就和井口一样大。 一天, 一只乌鸦飞到井边,看见青蛙,就对它说:“青蛙,咱们聊聊吧。”青蛙就问他:“你从哪里来?”“我从天上来。青蛙惊讶了,就说:“天空就只有这井口这么大,你怎样会从天上飞来呢?”
乌鸦说:“天空很大。只但是你一向呆在井里,所有不明白世界很大。”青蛙说:“我不相信。”乌鸦说:“你能够出来,自我看看嘛。”
于是青蛙来到井外。他十分惊讶,原先世界这么大!
英语故事演讲稿(三):
小蝌蚪找妈妈 tadpole’s mummy
today i say the story is 。
spring es。(春天来了。)the tadpoles are missing their mummy。(小蝌蚪们想妈妈了。)they want to look for her。(他们要去找她。)
a duck is ing。(一只鸭子游过来了。)“mummy,mummy!”(“妈妈,妈妈!”)
the duck says:(鸭子说:)“sorry,i’m not your mummy。(对不起,我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy has a white belly!(你们的妈妈有一个白肚皮!)”
the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“thank you!good-bye!”(“多谢您!再见!”)
a fish is ing。(一条鱼游过来了。)“mummy,mummy!”(“妈妈,妈妈!”)
the fish says:(鱼说:)“sorry,i’m not your mummy。(对不起,我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy has two big eyes。(你们的妈妈有两只大眼睛。)”
the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:) “thanks!bye!”(“多谢您!再见!”)
a turtle ising。(一只乌龟游过来了。)“mummy,mummy!”(“妈妈,妈妈!”)
the turtle says:(乌龟说:)“sorry,i’m not your
mummy。(对不起,我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy wears a green dress。(你们的妈妈穿着一件绿衣服。)”
the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“thanks a lot!see you!”(多谢您!回头见!)
jest then,(正在这时,)the frog is ing。(青蛙游过来了。)
the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“mummy,mummy!”(“妈妈,妈妈!”)
the frog says:(青蛙说:)“how are you,my babies!(你们好啊!我的宝贝!)i love you so much!(我是多么爱你们啊!)”
英语故事演讲稿(四):
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back。 Her momentum carried her close to my shoes。 Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up。 Gaining her posure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自我爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
英语故事演讲稿(五):
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother。
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
1 poisonous adj。有毒的
2 Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自我的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自我的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”