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Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful! Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible" After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right? Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall! After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman? Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover! After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter! Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why? After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about Killer: "What ' After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her! Killer (money than the position): ... After: 2,000,000! Enough Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point! After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!! Killer: closing! After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end) Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things Turned I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!! Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!! Princess while doing back-girls "Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!" Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men! (7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game) Dwarfs 1: Who are you! Dwarfs 2: how do you here? Dwarfs 3: eat our rice Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed? Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash 7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!! White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!! Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet. Alliance on: domestic violence to resist! Xia Lian: Call of the community of love! Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers! White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally! After the (door); room was right! White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it After: Yes, ah White: That person is no room!! After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special! Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ... White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door! After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing! After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh! White: a small umbrella with it? Pass after a small umbrella White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back) After: how it has not White (see shrug days) did it rain! After: In that case, what you have to walnut? White; do you have carrots After: What I said was, you have to do walnut? White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it? White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it? After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh! Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen Small dwarf people to go home Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!! 2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al - Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem" Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~! At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt. Prince: Who is this! Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty! Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!! Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes! Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who! See Prince White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai! Prince (back) are you going to do you, you White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful! Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone) White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha. Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!! White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad! Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight) White: We have not married Prince you can not go!! Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life! Ultimately the whole 旁白：很久很久以前，有一个国家，国家里有一位可爱的公主，我们都叫她白雪公主，她过着无忧无虑的生活，我们以后简称她叫小白。可是，王后死了（电闪雷鸣声），国王又取了一个新王后，新王后长的是淹死鱼，摔死鸟，别提多beautiful了 （王后上，身后两个宫女，王后手拿一张白纸，纸上有beautiful。）魔镜立在场边。 王后：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗？ 宫女1：这还用说，地球人都知道。 宫女2：不信，您问镜子。 王后走向，手指镜子）魔镜，魔镜，告诉我，世上女人谁最美？？（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起， 王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去。）快节奏音乐响 后:快说 魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦，可是，10多年了，确实有点审美疲劳，现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白！她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢！听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢！ 后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了！原来是她！她她她她她她！我要杀了她！（沉思，响指）：waiter！ 杀手：（墨镜，叼牙签，摇摇晃晃上，蹭新王后）干吗干吗 王后：跟你说正经事，有个叫白雪什么公主的，去帮我宰了她 杀手:(比money手势）这个~ 王后：两百万！怎么样 杀手：（吐牙签）200万？不行不行 太少了！！再加点 王后:201万！行，还是不行！！！ 杀手：（无比黑线）成交 杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西 转过来 杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer！！ POSE 白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略 他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势） 忽然 杀手脸色一变 从怀里一掏…… 掏出一个小玩意= = 掏 又掏出一个小玩意 再掏 掏出了一把刀 （killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主边退边做女生状） 白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶 killer：（低头，叹气，忽然转身，手缕头发，pose）错错错，春如旧，人空瘦，泪痕红浥鲛绡透，都说自古红颜多薄命，但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊！（唱：我总是心太软 心太软，把所有问题都自己扛！）你走吧，我不杀你 于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人 7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场 小矮人1：你是谁？ 小矮人2：你怎么在这里？ 小矮人3：吃我们的饭? 小矮人4；穿我们的衣? 小矮人5：睡我们的床？ 小矮人6：带现金了吗？ 7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟！ 小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我，幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计，才得以逃脱！哎，我的王子啊！你为什么就不能快点来呢！ 事实是这样，请你们收留我吧 就这样，7个小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家里做家务。今天，矮人们又要出去了，临走前，他们送给公主一副对联 上联：抵制家庭暴力 下联：呼唤社会爱心 横批：不要和陌生人说话！ 公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰） 小白:哎，做家务真辛苦啊！从早上到现在都3个多钟头了，我连一张桌子都没有擦完！哎！ 此时王后知道小白没死，暴跳如雷，决定亲自上阵 后：屋子里有人吗？ 小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的！小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来！（大喊）别敲了！屋子里没人！！ 后；我不是来搞推销的，我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的 旁白：还不是搞推销的！~ 小白:不是搞推销的啊！请进！门没锁！ 后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~ 美丽的小姑娘，我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢！！ 小白：带小雨伞了吗 后;带了 递过 小白（仔细端详）嗯，不错！不错！（还回） 后：怎么不要了》 小白：没下雨呀！ 后；那么~你要核桃吗？ 小白：你有胡萝卜吗 后:你要核桃吗 小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗？ 后（大声）：我说的是，你，要，核，桃，吗？ 小白（声音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗？ 王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上 掏出核桃，面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢！ 然后喂进小白嘴里 撑开雨伞，旋转下台，跳着唱着；你是痛苦的，噢~~我是快乐的，噢~ 小矮人回家 小矮人1；猪，别睡了！该干活了！ 小矮人2试小白鼻息，白痴状：她死了耶…… 小矮人一一重复 最后一个说完后 从口袋里掏出面巾纸，边撕边哭边扔，还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜 这时，邻国的王子来这里打猎… 王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周，指着公主：这是谁啊？ 小矮人：其实，这是一美女！ 王子仔细端详：我KAO！这样也叫美女！ 旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非 王子扁公主 公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：谁打我！谁！谁！ 转头看见王子，做花痴状:哇！帅哥诶！ 王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗 小白抓住王子的手，学成熟男人声：漂亮！太漂亮了！ 王子：公主！你长的是那么奔放！那样的令人过目难忘！那样的……(悲壮) 小白:呵，不要这么说啦，人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦！ 王子指天:为什么！为什么我要接受这样的命运！！ 小白；王子你放心，我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的！！ 王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主却越抓越紧 王子逃脱:公主！下辈子我还会记住你的！ 小白追赶王子：王子！我们还没有结婚！你不能就这么走了！（追下台） 旁白：从此，小白开始了对王子的追捕，但是据官方史料记载，他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活 全剧终
中国神运
《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本这几天学校要搞什么英语口语交际比赛(个人感觉:无聊!特别无聊)希望这些英语经典话剧给你们有帮助还要别的话,给我留个言,我帮忙找哈SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .猎 人 出 场H: Yes, my queen音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----2\Somebody drank my water----3\Someone is sleeping now----4\What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话5\How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6\ welcome to our house!----7\Would you like to live here?S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up…音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !S.w: Thank you for your help !P: My pleasure !音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞分我拿定了
风中传音
人物: Narrator: It’s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus. A---在睡觉, B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.场景: A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I wish…A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?A: I want to sleep. I don’t want any singing.B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.B and C: Jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh……A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.B and C and D: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerHad a very shiny noseAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor RudolphPlay in any reindeer games…..A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.B and C and D and a group of friends: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Right down Santa Claus laneVixen and Blitzen and all his reindeerPullin' on the reinsBells are ringin', children singin'All is merry and bright….A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.Narrator: So they sing very loud.All the children: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!How are thy leaves so verdant!O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!Not only in the summertime,But even in winter is thy prime.O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,How are thy leaves so verdant!A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that you would all go away!B: Go away? Why didn’t you say so in the first place?Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.A: (goes back to sleep)The end
瓜的小妞
圣诞节英语话剧剧本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE爱在平安夜地点：圣诞老人住所前人物：三头驯鹿，即林登（Linden），大胆不羁，敢于带头，天性狡猾。斯科特（Scott），墙头草，常与林登站在统一战线上，一起排斥贝克。贝克（Baker），善良，常常看不惯林登的所作所为。特点是长得胖。场景：圣诞老人住所前道具：房子，一块写着“For Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently. For him, it’s doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house. Let’s listen to what they will say.旁白：随着金融危机席卷全球，向来出手阔绰的圣诞老人也变得窘迫起来了。今年的平安夜将如何度过，这对于圣诞老人来说，无疑是一个伤脑筋的问题。看，他那三头驯鹿正在家门口散步呢，让我们来听听它们会透露些什么。Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. We’re stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy ----- the boss. You know, we haven’t touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day. Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato! Now anything is turkey in my eyes. You, and you, are all turkeys. Oh, my turkey.Baker: You're crazy!Linden: I can't bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up! You fatty!Scott: Linden is right. Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support. I think we should take a measure by now. We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But it’s due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh~ boss is coming. 林登：我想吃火鸡！斯科特：噢，亲爱的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩节，今天我们是主角！林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子——还有老板（圣诞老人）那家伙。你要知道，自从去年感恩节，我们就一直没有吃过肉。现在每天都是薯条，除了薯条还是薯条，我讨厌薯条。现在我的眼里全是火鸡。（指着斯科特）你，（指着贝克）还有你，全是火鸡。（说完，上前一把抓住贝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火鸡。贝克：（一把推开林登）你疯了！林登：我受够了，所以，我决定跳槽。（说完从背后取出一块牌子，上面写着“For Sale”）贝克：你跳槽？到奥巴马那吧，我相信他从未尝过鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你这死胖子。斯科特：（冷静地分析了一下）林登说得对，老板欠了我们好几个月的工资，何况咱上有老下有小，我想我们是时候采取进一步的措施了。（停顿一会儿，望着天幕）我们需要的是生活，有品位的生活。贝克：可是这都是金融危机惹的祸……（被打断）林登：住嘴！斯科特：（听到背后似乎有声响）嘘~老板来了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起来）ACT TWO第二幕Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus. Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg. Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣诞老人向我们走来了，噢，我从来没有见过如此窘迫的圣诞老人，你看，他穷得只剩下一颗蛋了，噢，可怜的孩子，我代表耶稣对他表示无限的同情。Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag. There just leaves an egg, and that’s my breakfast today. But God just made only a Santa Claus. My dear kids! Hey! Boys! Go to work, it's our day. 圣诞老人：是啊，看看我的礼物袋（将礼物袋口面向观众），只剩下一个鸡蛋了，而且还是我今天早上吃早饭的时候节约下来的。但是谁叫这世上只有一个圣诞老人呢？可怜的孩子们啊！ （面向驯鹿）嘿，伙计们，照常开工吧！（这时，驯鹿们正在交头接耳，似乎在密谋些什么事情。听到圣诞老人的招唤，懒散地起身准备工作）ACT THREE第三幕旁白：圣诞老人坐上了车子，开始降临人间，但是他万万没有想到，麻烦才刚刚开始，他的车子挂到了树上（同时打开照明设备）Santa Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But I’m, I’m just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress. And you are a kind old man. But it’s important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, I’m just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, it’s so serious. Destroy public property. What’s your name?Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby. Is the sled yours in the tree?Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you haven’t had a drink?Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK. Very good boy. I’ll detain your sled. Tonight is Christmas Eve, you can dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in your own garden, not in the tree. And, take your pets to go back home. They will scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.圣诞老人：噢，我的天啊。警察：（走过来，并不知道对方是真的圣诞老人）先生，请出示您的驾照。（这时，林登和斯科特在圣诞老人背后暗喜，互相击掌庆贺）圣诞老人：驾照？但我只是一个圣诞老人。警察：是的，你是一个和蔼可亲的老人。但关键是，您没有驾照？圣诞老人：没有。我只是一个普通的圣诞老人。警察：（低吟）噢，太严重了。（同时拿出一个本子和笔，用笔在本子上写东西，再次低吟）破坏公物。你叫什么名字？圣诞老人：Santa Claus。警察：Santa Claus？（诧异，打量圣诞老人，依然坚持认为他是市民装扮的圣诞老人，并用开玩笑的口气）噢，我知道你，我从小就认识你。（抬起脸打量挂在树上车子）挂在树上的车子是你的？圣诞老人：是的。警察：你确定你没喝酒？圣诞老人：是的，我的职业从来不允许我喝酒。警察：好的，车子我扣留下来了。今晚是平安夜，你可以假扮圣诞老人，但你的车子应该停在你们家花园里，而不是挂在树上，还有，（指着三头驯鹿）把你的宠物们带回家，它们的样子会吓到孩子的。（驯鹿们互相看看了对方，相当气愤） 平安夜快乐！圣诞老人：（眼看东西被扣留，无奈地摊开双手）平安夜快乐……ACT FOUR 第四幕Voiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight. Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone. They have no sleds, no food, they just have sorrow and hunger. 旁白：寒冷的午夜，庆贺圣诞的人潮已经退去，圣诞老人和他的宠物们孤单地走在马路上，他们没有了车子，没有食物，他们只有难过和饥饿……（这时，聚光灯照向他们。背景音乐：寒风呼啸）Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, it’s my fault.Voiceover: On the other side of the road. A little match-girl is also walking forward. She has no hat, no gloves, and no sweater. She just has a couple of large slippers and a pile of matches. She stares at the chicken in the show-window, only finding she didn’t touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow~ Smell so delicious. Who needs match?Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some matches?Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth. But my dad can’t allow me do that. Grandma, I miss you. Where you are? I remember you would give me a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past. You said the Santa Claus would tuck some gifts into my socks. But, I have no even a pair of socks. How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me?Little match-girl: You are…Santa Claus: Year, I’m Santa Claus. Oh, my son. Why do you stay in the cold corner by yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents?Little match-girl: I…Santa Claus: I see, I’m your grandpa. Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? It’s really egg?Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus! My grandpa, are you hungry, too?Santa Claus: No, no, it’s your only food.Little match-girl: No, I ----- I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why don’t you eat it?Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: Son, you are my good son!Voiceover: This is a lonely Christmas Eve but be full of love. How can you say a perfect Christmas Eve should be a gifts’ Christmas Eve? Santa Claus also has a bad time, but a truth tells us: The one is full of love, the one has a full life. Happy Christmas Eve! Happy Christmas!贝克：（垂头丧气）我讨厌富兰克林•雷恩斯！（Franklin Raines，金融危机的罪魁祸首）斯科特：我讨厌所有的美国人！（暗指是资本主义制度才是真正的罪魁祸首）林登：不，这都是我的错（指撞树事件）。（这时，聚光灯照向卖火柴的小女孩。）旁白：在马路的另一边，卖火柴的小女孩也在艰难地前进，她没有帽子，没有手套，没有毛衣，她只有一对大大的拖鞋和一堆卖不出去的火柴。她望着橱窗里的烤鸡，才发现自己已经一天都没吃过饭了……小女孩：（停住脚步，望着橱窗，做闻了闻状）真香！（摸了摸肚子，继续前行，用无力的声音叫喊着）谁需要火柴~小女孩：（这时，一个路人走过，她拉了拉他的衣袖）先生，您需要火柴吗？（马上被路人甩开，路人消失）（这时，照明全开，小女孩失望地在一个角落坐了下来）小女孩：（取出一根火柴，举在脸前，盯着它看）如果我能从这火柴盒里抽出一根取暖，那该多好啊，可是爸爸知道了一定会骂我的。 （将火柴收回，托着下巴）奶奶，我想念您，你在哪里？以前每到平安夜您都会煮一个鸡蛋给我吃。您还说，圣诞老人会把礼物塞到在我的袜子里呢。但是……（看看自己的双脚）我连袜子都没有，圣诞老人又怎么会来给我送礼物呢。（圣诞老人和他的驯鹿们路过了，他看到了独自坐在一角的小女孩，走了过去。同时，小女孩抬起头，看到了圣诞老人，神情变得诧异而兴奋，她不敢相信眼前的一切，不由自主地站了起来）小女孩：你是……圣诞老人：是的，我是圣诞老人。噢，我可怜的孩子，这么冷的天气，你为什么一个人呆在街上，你的爸妈呢？小女孩：我……（哽咽）圣诞老人：（圣诞老人打量了一下小女孩，明白到这是一个孤苦的孩子，于是上前挽着她，两人慢慢坐下）我知道了，我就是你的爷爷。（这时小女孩的肚子咕噜咕噜地叫了）噢，孩子，你一定很饿了。（说完从礼物袋里掏出一个鸡蛋，递给小女孩）小女孩：（很激动地）鸡蛋？真的是鸡蛋吗？圣诞老人：是的。小女孩：（忍不住跳了起来）噢，耶，鸡蛋！（说完，圣诞老人的肚子也咕噜咕噜地叫了起来）（两人愣了一下，互相看着对方，圣诞老人露出尴尬的表情，似笑非笑，支支吾吾）小女孩：（面向圣诞老人，蹲了下来）爷爷，您肚子也饿了吧？（说完，马上从口袋里掏出一些面包屑分给圣诞老人和驯鹿们）圣诞老人：不，不，这是你唯一的食物。小女孩：不，我还有……（想了想）我还有一个鸡蛋呢！（说完举起鸡蛋）（在小女孩的热情下，圣诞老人只好收下那一点点面包屑）圣诞老人：谢谢！（说完，转过身又把面包屑分给驯鹿们）驯鹿们：（十分感动地看着圣诞老人）谢谢！（于是两人又坐了下来）圣诞老人：（看着小女孩手中紧握的鸡蛋）孩子，怎么不吃？小女孩：（紧紧地握着鸡蛋）我要把它带回家，让我妈妈吃。圣诞老人：（眼里饱含泪水）孩子，你真是个好孩子！（说完，圣诞老人脱下了圣诞服，披在了小女孩身上，缓缓谢幕）旁白：这是一个凄清却又充满爱的平安夜，谁说只有收到各种各样漂亮的礼物才能度过一个完美的平安夜呢？圣诞老人也有穷得响叮当的时候，但是充满爱的人却拥有一生的财富。祝您平安夜快乐！圣诞节快乐！
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《亚伯拉罕献以撒》 人员：亚伯拉罕。以撒。二个仆人（小晴，小王）驴（需二人幕后配备）。 第一幕：陈设房间床榻 开场夜间：公鸡三声，亚伯拉罕出现。 亚伯拉罕在林中出来，听鸡叫（刚睡醒的姿态，双手开了门，在大门口度步看看东方（白）呀。天快亮了，我要进去祷告，拜一拜神，面对大众见证自已蒙恩的经历（白）我亚伯拉罕，耶和华把我从迦勒底吾珥呼召出来，带我进入迦南美地，还应许这地赐给我后裔为业，赐福给我羊群，牛群，仆婢众多，我一百岁神赐给我儿子以撒，现在已经长大，，耶和华是我的神，我要敬拜他，（白后）进过门内，亚伯拉罕正要跪下祷告时刻。 幕后声音出来说：亚伯拉罕，亚伯拉罕！ 亚伯拉罕说： 神啊！我在这里。（姿态立既跪下，举手望天，以下连说啊门。） 使者说： 你带着你的儿子，就是你独生的儿子，你最所爱的以撒，往摩利亚山去，把他献为燔祭。 亚伯拉罕说： 啊门（亚伯拉罕又走出大门口，向着东方远望，向着众人） 亚伯拉罕白： 啊，天还没有亮，哈利路呀，耶和华神呼召我把以撒献给他，哈利路呀，耶和华是创造天地万物大能的神，耶和华叫人富足，叫人贫穷，叫人死，叫人复活，都在于耶和华手中，耶和华叫我儿子以撒死，也会叫我以撒复活，哈利路呀，遵命，遵命。（白后）又走进门内。 亚伯拉罕呼叫： 撒拉、撒拉、撒拉、快起来，带着你的儿子以撒出来，有事分咐。 幕后撒拉应声： 我主亚伯拉罕，婢女就来。（撒拉领着以撒的手出现。姿态到了台前，撒拉、以撒供手同声说）：主啊婢女在这里有何吩咐。 以撒也说： 爸儿子在这里，有何吩咐，（亚伯拉罕姿态是欢欢喜喜。） 亚伯拉罕说： 撒拉、今天我和我儿子以撒一同往摩利亚山去拜拜耶和华我们的神。 撒拉说： 摩利亚山往来多少路程。 亚伯拉罕说： 往来路程需要六天。 撒拉说： 我主啊，以撒年纪轻轻，这么远的路程，他怎么好走呢？（亚伯拉罕有责备的姿态） 亚伯拉罕说： 啊，你真无知，耶和华是我们的神，是我们世世代代的磐石，是我们的依靠，我们敬拜神，应把他从小带到祭坛前学会敬拜耶和华真神，使他从小认识真神，我们应该趁着他还年小的时候学会存敬畏的心。 撒拉说： 我主啊，婢女遵命。 亚伯拉罕说： 撒拉你过去，预备好饼和水，作我们路上的食物。 撒拉说： 婢女遵命。（走进幕后） （以撒在父母答话中，活泼的跳跃着过到爸爸那边，边跳边说：）爸爸，我要去，我也跟你去。（以撒早就站在亚伯拉罕身边，拉着衣服唱着跳着） 亚伯拉罕向着幕后喊叫。 亚伯拉罕叫： 仆人、仆人、 二仆人幕后应声：来啦、来啦。立既上台出现。 亚伯拉罕说： 今天，我和以撒往摩利亚山去拜耶和华我的神，我差你们二人往马栏里携一匹驴和燔祭的柴来，和我们一同去摩利亚山去拜耶和华我们的神。 二仆人同声说： 仆人遵命。立即下台。 亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒 以撒说： 爸我在这里 亚伯拉罕说： 你进去拿饼和水来。 以撒说： 知道了，（进后台里去） （二位仆人和驴上台出现，二人同声供手向主人说）， 二仆人说： 我主人啊，你所吩咐的驴和柴都备好了。 （以撒连接上台出现） 以撒说： 爸饼和水也备好了，以撒把一袋一袋分给仆人。 亚伯拉罕说： 好，马上出发。 （仆人带着驴向前走着，以撒活泼地跳着向前走，） （幕后音乐耶和华祝福满满） （亚伯拉罕拿着刀与火石，关了大门，欢欢喜喜的唱着哈利路亚往前走） （众人在台上转了两圈，向西边落台闭幕） 第二幕：陈设山石树林水泉 布好景致、幕后凑乐耶和华祝福满满，借着凑乐的声音开幕，众人在东边照着以前的次序一个一个地上台来，以撒还是活泼的边走边跳边吃边唱跟随着仆人往前走，众人在台上走了两圈，随着美丽的歌声，正走着仆人用手起来的姿势向前望去以后二仆人同声说供手 二位仆人说：我主亚伯拉罕，前面摩利亚山到了，亚伯拉罕也用望去。 亚伯拉罕说：好，到了，到了。 亚伯拉罕说：仆人们，你们两人和驴在山脚下等我们，我和我儿子以撒两人上山去拜耶和华神，我们拜一拜就回来和你们一同回家。 二位仆人供手同声说：我主，仆人遵命，二人就把柴卸下给以撒背。（仆人和驴下台）。 亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒，我们上山去敬拜耶和华我们的神。 以撒说： 爸，儿子遵命。（说后，以撒背着柴二人一步一步向山上走去。二人在台上走了一圈。以撒问父亲） 以撒说： 爸，请看，火与柴都有了，爸，但燔祭的羊羔在哪里？ 亚伯拉罕说： 哈、哈、我儿，耶和华自己预备好作燔祭的羊羔。(说了二人同行，到了一个地方，二人拿石头筑坛，把柴放在祭坛上摆好。) 亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒 以撒说： 爸，我在这里。 亚伯拉罕说： 我儿，愿神祝福你，你要顺服，伸出你的手来。 以撒说： 我遵命顺服，说了就伸出手来。亚伯拉罕就捆绑他的儿子以撒，就放在祭坛的柴上，亚伯拉罕伸手拿刀杀他的儿子，正好举起刀来。耶和华的使者从天上呼叫亚伯拉罕，说：亚伯拉罕，亚伯拉罕。 亚伯拉罕说： 主啊，我在这里，（姿势亚伯拉罕立即放下刀，跪下举目望天。） 使者说： 你不可在童子身上下，一点不可害他，现在我知道你是敬畏神了，因你没有将你的儿子，就是你独生的儿子留下不给我。 亚伯拉罕说： 啊们，（姿态亚伯拉罕站起，解开以撒的绳索，二人站着，亚伯拉罕举目观看，望见有一只公羊两角扣在稠密的小树中，）亚伯拉罕说：看哪，耶和华自己预备羊羔作燔祭。（立即走到幕后，取了那只公羊来，二人一同把公羊劈开摆在柴上献为燔祭，代替以撒）。 （耶和华的使者第二次又从天上呼叫亚伯拉罕，） 使者说： 亚伯拉罕，亚伯拉罕。（父子二人一同跪下举目望天。） 亚伯拉罕说：我在这里。（亚伯拉罕在使者说话，叫几个啊门。） 使者说： 耶和华说，你既行了这事，不留下你的儿子，就是你独生儿子，我便指着自己起誓说：论福，我必赐大福给你，论子孙，我必叫你的子孙多起来，如同天上的星，海边的沙，并且地上万国都必因你的后裔得福，因为你听从了我的话，父子二人一同说：啊们，（亚伯拉罕教导儿子怎存敬畏的心，耶和华是我们有真有活的神。二人起来欢欢喜喜唱着哈利路亚下山，一步一步回到仆人那里。仆人带着驴在西边出场来迎接主人，） 二位仆人供手同声说：主亚伯拉罕，你们回来了，其中以撒活泼地跳着叫小睛哥，小王哥，站在驴边， 亚伯拉罕说：好，我们回来了，我们一同回家去，（前后台音乐节奏（耶和华是爱。） 凑毕行礼闭幕
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旁白：在很久很久以前，有一个叫XX的王国，里面住着国王一家人，还有若干仆人，但是，国王和王后没有孩子……王后祈祷状：神啊，请赐给我一个皮肤像雪一样白，嘴唇像血一样红的孩子吧~PS：我要男孩！旁白：神听到了王后的祈祷，于是，派了一只乌鸦叼了一个婴孩给王后。乌鸦上场：傻瓜，傻瓜，傻瓜……（龙套过场，丢下一婴孩）王后惊喜的喊：阿娜答，快来看看，这是上天赐给我们的礼物啊~国王上场：哦，我的上帝，真是个美丽的孩子，亲爱的，我看我们就叫他XX吧~王后反对：不，我觉得叫XX更好听。国王伸手：那好吧~老规矩！王后和国王猜拳：石头、剪子、布！王后雀跃的看着孩子：哦也~亲爱的XX，以后你的名字就叫XX了哦~（XX的我很汗啊~）国王宣布：为了庆祝我老来得子，我要宴请天下臣民，来啊，摆个三天三夜的流水席！某财政长官哭喊着上：陛下，我们要工资！国王一挥手，财政长官被士兵拖下。国王沉思状：看来还是光请些重量级的人物就好了……旁白：于是，国王和王后邀请了被称之为“十三点”的仙女组合，来为公主洗礼。仙女1：我赐予小公主和我一样无与伦比的美貌！（旁白：呕吐~）仙女2：我赐予小公主无与伦比的智慧，就像我一样！（旁白：8+8=？ 仙女2不假思索的回答：27！）仙女3：我，我赐予小公主，无，无与伦比的，口，口才……（旁白直接上来贴橡皮膏）仙女4：我赐予小公主像我一样的温柔性情，哦活活~（三段式大笑~）仙女5：我赐予小公主善良的心！（阴险的拿起草人，我钉我钉我钉钉钉~）仙女6：我赐予小公主正直勇敢的心！克塞前来拜访！（或者代表月亮惩治罪恶，也可以~关键是动作！）（旁白：啊，蟑螂啊~ 仙女6：救命啊~瞬间跑没影了~）仙女7：我赐予小公主永远也不变形的身材！（大象的照片就此走过~）仙女8：我要赐予小公主美妙的嗓音！（后台响起锯床腿的声音~）仙女9：我赐予小公主永远也花不完的金钱！（国王点头中：还是这个实用点~）仙女10：我会保佑小公主永远受到人民的爱戴！仙女11：我会赐予小公主幸福！仙女12：我要赐给小公主我们“13点”组合的思维逻辑！哦活活~（众人企求状： ……ya ma da……）仙女13：我要赐予小公主……旁白：正在最后一位仙女要赐予小公主祝福的时候，突然之间电闪雷鸣，世界发生了异变（语气异常的沉重~）不明人物1登场：为了防止世界被破~~坏 （抖几声~）不明人物2：为了维护世界的和~~平 （继续抖~）1：换之爱与真实的邪恶 2：可恶又讨厌的反派角色！ 1指着自己：x魔女 2同样指着自己：跟班儿…… 1&2拥抱在一起：我们是穿梭在xyz中的x组合！！ 1伸出手臂做期待状：黑洞，黑色的明天在等着我们！ 乌鸦跑龙套：就是这样！傻瓜~傻瓜~旁白惊恐：大事不好了，万恶的魔女出现了！魔女（一手指天一手指地，做唯我独尊状）：这么大的一个宴会居然没有邀请我这个宇宙间第一玉树临风、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的魔女？！国王：那个，是因为您老老搬家，所以……魔女手一挥：辩解无用！既然大家都送了小公主礼物，那我也来送一样吧~（当当当当~跟班敲手鼓ing~）小公主确实无忧无虑的生活着，但到了16岁生日那天，她就会被一根香蕉给噎死，哇哈哈哈哈~~~噎死吧~~~旁白：停停停，不是应该被纺车给扎死吗？魔女：你家有纺车吗？旁白：木有！魔女：都什么年代了，换点花样吧~旁白：但是……魔女（威胁）：我说是噎死的就是噎死的，你再废话，我咬死你哦~旁白苦大仇深状：于是，可怜的公主就这样被可恶的魔女诅咒了！魔女欢快的：你是风儿我是沙，缠缠绵绵绕天涯……（退场~）国王和王后担心的：怎么办啊？我可怜的孩子居然被诅咒了……仙女13：请不要担心，我的祝福还没有送出呢？国王：那你为什么不送呢？仙女13羞怯的：因为我这里的热线比较忙~王后：请仙女赶快解除魔女的诅咒吧~仙女13：好吧~我所给的祝福就是：小公主会在16岁生日那天被一根香蕉噎着，但不会死去，而是沉睡，直到一个真心爱着她的王子出现亲吻她一下，那时小公主就会醒来，并且永远幸福的生活下去。国王：为什么不一下子解除魔女的诅咒呢？仙女13双手交握：因为这样比较浪漫啊~众人上来一阵狂踩：打你个有虐待倾向的……旁白：暴力场面请自动忽略，时间过的飞快，一眨眼，公主已经16岁了，她真是又美丽又善良，家中闲妻良母的典范啊~公主跳着上场：我是女生，漂亮的女生~先发一半，后面的再说~找人算帐去 Voice: In the long, long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX, which is home to the King family, there are a number of servants, but the king and queen had no children ... ...Queen-like prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow, lips as red as the blood of children bar ~ PS: I want a boy!Voice: God heard the Queen's prayer, then, sent a crow Diao had a baby to the Queen.Crows play: Fool, fool, a fool ... ... (bit-part player off the market, leaving a baby)Queen surprise shouted: Ana A., come take a look, this is a gift God has given us ah ~King of play: Oh, my God, is indeed a beautiful child, my dear, I think we told him to XX Bar ~Queen Against: No, I think that is called XX to listen better.King of Hand: Well ~ the old rules!Queen and King of finger-guessing game: stone, scissors, cloth!Queen of watching kids jump for joy: Oh, also ~ Dear XX, after your name called XX oh ~ (XX's I sweat ah ~)King announced: To celebrate the old and I come son, I want the world entertained subjects, to ah, put a three days and three nights Liushui Xi!A Financial Executive cried on: Your Majesty, we have to pay!King of a wave, the Financial Executive's dragged off by soldiers.King of meditation-like: it seems light heavyweight figure like please some of the ... ...Voice Over: So, the king and queen were invited to be called "13:00" of the fairy combination to serve the Princess baptism.Fairy 1: I have given little princess and, like me unparalleled beauty! (Voice-over: vomiting ~)Fairy 2: I have given little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Voice-over: 8 +8 =? Fairy 2 unthinking answer: 27!)Fairy 3: I, I bestowed little princess, none, none, and mouth, eloquence ... ... (narration directly onto plaster paste)Fairy 4: I have given little princess, like me, gentle temperament, oh alive ~ (three-laughs ~)Fairy 5: I have given little princess good heart! (Insidious take drafter, I have my nails nails nail nails I ~)Fairy 6: I have given little princess upright Braveheart! P. Doxey to come visit! (Or on behalf of the moon punishment of sin, can also be ~ The key is action!) (Voice-over: ah, cockroaches ah ~ Fairy 6: The life-saving ah ~ instant run did not affect the ~)Fairy 7: I have never given a small deformation of the Princess's body! (Elephant photos of this walk ~)Fairy 8: I would like to gift a wonderful little princess's voice! (Background voices sounded sawing legs ~)Fairy 9: I have given little princess will never Hua Buwan money! (The king nodded in: or whether this practical point of ~)Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess loved by the people forever!Fairy 11: I will be given a happy little princess!Fairy 12: I want to give our little princess "13 points" combination of logic! Oh, alive ~ (everyone begging like: ... ... ya ma da ... ...)Fairy 13: I would like to gift Little Princess ... ...Voice: are in the final to be a fairy princess gift of a small blessing, when all of a sudden lightning, the world has mutation (abnormal tone, heavy ~)Unknown persons a debut: In order to prevent the world is broken ~ ~ bad (shaking several more ~)Unknown figure 2: In order to safeguard the world and ~ ~ ping (continued shaking ~)1: The words of love and the true evil2: The odious villains in another nasty!One pointed to his: x Witch2 Similarly, pointing to myself: myrmidon children ... ...1 & 2 hug together: we are shuttling in the xyz combination of x! !Do look like a stretched out arm: a black hole, black waiting for us tomorrow!Crows play a small role: that way! Fool ~ fool ~Voice panic: big bad, evil witch appeared!Witch (a finger Tianyi finger, and worked extremely conceited like): such a big surprise, did not invite me to a party in this universe, first jade tree, handsome, suave romantic of the witch? !King: That is because you gently move, so ... ...Witch Hand wave: excuse useless! As we all send a small princess gift, then I also came to send the same bar ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ attendant knocked tambourine ing ~) Little Princess is indeed a carefree life, but the 16-year-old birthday, she will be a banana to噎死, Guwahati Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~噎死Bar ~ ~ ~Voice Over: stop-stop, not a spinning wheel to the Zhasi should be do?Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home do?Voice Over: Wood there!Witch: What are the age, and change-point pattern bar ~Voice: But ... ...Witch (threats): I say yes噎死is噎死, you again bullshit, I bite you oh ~Voice Kudachoushen like: As a result, the poor Princess was thus hateful witch cursed!Witch cheerful: You are Feng ER I was sand, Chanchanmianmian around the horizon ... ... (exit ~)King and Queen worried about: how do ah? My poor child was surprised to be cursed ... ...Fairy 13: Please do not worry, I have not yet sent it the blessing?King: Then why do you not send it?Fairy 13 timid: because I am busy here hotline ~Queen: Please fairy quickly lift the witch's curse Bar ~Fairy 13: Okay ~ I have given the blessing is this: Little Princess will be 16-year-old birthday was a banana choke, but not dead, but sleeping, until one really loves her prince appeared kiss her, At that time little princess will wake up and live happy forever.King: Why do not suddenly lift the witch's curse do?Fairy 13 hands handshake: Because this is more romantic ah ~Everyone stepped up a while mad: hit you have a tendency to abuse ... ...Voice: violence scenes please ignore the automatic, time-off fast, blink of an eye, Princess Margaret was 16 years old, and she is really beautiful and kind-hearted, family Shizuma good example of Mother ah ~Princess jumping play: I am a girl, beautiful girls ~Pre-emptive half, the latter accounts say ~ looking for someone to go
