托尼小吃货
调查员:What is your father’s name? 小弟:Happy 调查员:What is your mother’s name? 小弟:Smile 调查员:Are you joking? 小弟:No that’s my sister。I am kidding.
荷叶圆圆1980
A:Hello,BOB.I'm so glad to meet you on the road to school.B: Hi,Smith.Glad to see you.How about the holiday?A: Oh...very nice,What about you?B: My father took me to the countryside to celebrate the New Year.It's so wonderful.The air is clear and the people here are so kind. I like that.A: It sounds good to have a holiday in the countryside.If I have the chance I would be so happy just like you.B: Next year you can have a try. By the way,everyday you go to school by walk?A: Yes,it's not far from my home to school.B: So am I,I think we can go together everyday.A: That's good!
还有谁没吃
One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票). “How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor. “Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.” “Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜!). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.” “Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”参考资料: 经典对话一: 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?) 经典对话三: 男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 女:I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) 经典对话四: 男:Is this seat empty?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。) 经典对话五: 男:Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。) 经典对话六: 男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?) 女:Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。) 经典对话七: 男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。) 女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
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