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看了那么多中文段子,来看一点英文段子解解腻吧!下面是我为大家整理的经典幽默英语段子精选,希望大家能够喜欢。

经典幽默英语段子精选1:

1、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的,就把它做好。

2、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。

3、In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中,干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

4、The hard part isn’t making the decision. It’s living with it.做出决定并不困难,困难的是接受决定。

5、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知,我的狼狈无处遁形。

6、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.你也许已走出我的视线,但从未走出我的思念。

7、Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.爱不是什么可能、大概、也许,一旦爱上了,自己是十分清楚的。

8、In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.到头来,你活了多少岁不算什么,重要的是,你是如何度过这些岁月的。

9、When the whole world is about to rain, let’s make it clear in our heart together.当全世界约好一起下雨,让我们约好一起在心里放晴。

10、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with.宁愿一个人呆着,也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。

经典幽默英语段子精选2:

1、Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view.人生就是一场旅行,不在乎目的地,在乎的应该是沿途的风景以及看风景的心情。

2、Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.时间在流逝,生命中人来人往。不要错失机会,告诉他们在你生命中的意义。

3、I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you.我说不爱你,那是假话;我说不在乎,那是假话;我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了,那也是假话。

4、One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.要得到真正的快乐,我们只需拥有三样东西:有想做的事,有值得爱的人,有美丽的梦。

5、No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief. The sun comes right back up the next day.不管你有多痛苦,这个世界都不会为你停止转动。太阳依旧照样升起。

6、Accept what was and what is, and you’ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be.接受过去和现在的模样,才会有能量去追寻自己的未来。

7、Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.除非你能和真实的自己和平相处,否则你永远不会对已拥有的东西感到满足。

8、If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.要想射中靶,必须瞄准比靶略为高些,因为脱弦之箭都受到地心引力的影响。

9、If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.如果你希望成功,当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。

10、I’ll think of you every step of the way.我会想你,在漫漫长路的每一步。

经典幽默英语段子精选3:

1、all things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事先难后易。

2、within you i lose myself, without you i find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

3、first impression of you is most lasting.对你最初的印象,久久难以忘怀。

4、the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget.the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着!

5、the soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。

6、you don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人,但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。

7、atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手,触动你心灵的人。

8、 to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。

9、Love understands love; it needs no talk.相爱的心息息相通,无需用言语倾诉。

10、may your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽,展翅高飞。

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一、Thank you for comforting me when I'm sad Loving me when I'm mad Picking me up when I'm down Thank you for being my friend and being around Teaching me the meaning of love Encouraging me when I need a shove But most of all thank you for Loving me for who I am 感谢你在我伤心时安慰我, 当我生气时你护着我, 当我沮丧时你拉拔我。 感谢你作我的朋友并且在我身旁, 教导我爱的意义是什么, 当我需要动力时你鼓励我。 但我最想感谢你的是, 爱上像我这样的一个人。 二、Love is more than a word, it says so much. When I see these four letters, I almost feel your touch. This only happened since I fell in love with you. Why this word does this, I havent got a clue. Love 不单是一个字, 它还代表了许多内涵, 当我看到这四个字母时, 我几乎能感受到你内心的感动。 但是这只发生在 我爱上你之后, 为何这个字有如此的魔力, 我也搞不清楚。 三、Sweetheart, My thoughts are deep into you From the moment that I wake up And to the whole day through Happy Valentines Day 亲爱的, 我深深地想念著你, 从我每天早上起来的那一刻起, 每一分每一秒直到一天结束。 情人节快乐! 四、Thank you for standing behind me In all that I do I hope youre as happy with me As I am with you 感谢你永远支持我, 不论我作了些什么, 我希望你跟我在一起永远开心, 就像我跟你在一起时那么地快乐。 五、If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that Id like to do is to save every day until eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could make days last forever if words could make wishes come true Id save every day like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you 如果我能把时间存入一个瓶子, 我要作的第一件事就是, 把每一天都存下来直到永恒, 再和你一起慢慢度过。 如果我能把时间化作永恒, 如果我的愿望能一一成真, 我会把每天都像宝贝一样存起来, 再和你一起慢慢度过六、To sweetheart or friend, words can mean much. Valentine heart to heart, conveys a loving touch. 给我的爱人或是朋友, 一句话可以代表许多意思, 让我们传递著情人节的讯息, 也传发送爱的感觉。 七、Youre always there for me When things tend to go wrong Its that faith you have in me That makes our love strong 当我需要你时你永远在那里, 就算是我犯了错误也没关系, 是你对我坚定的信心, 让我们的爱更加茁壮。 八、Its your loving and your caring And knowing that youre near That gentle touch you have Make my troubles disappear 是你的爱意和呵护, 知道你就在我的身边, 还有你的温柔和体贴, 让我所有的麻烦全部不见。 九、A better love I couldnt ask for With your sweet and gently way And knowing that your love for me Grows more everyday 我再也没法找到一个比你更好爱我的人, 能比你更加温柔和体贴, 我也深深地相信, 你对我的爱一天比一天更深。 十、We share so much together And you always pull me through Thank you for standing behind me In all that I do 我们分享生命中的每一天, 你永远带领著我, 感谢你一直支持著我, 不论我作了些什么。 如果不符合你的要求你可以参考下这个网址 在参考资料里哦

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I became a searcher,wanting to find out who I was and what made me unique. My view of myself was changing. I wanted a solid base to start from. I started to resist3 pressure to act in ways that I didn’t like any more,and I was delighted by who I really was. I came to feel much more sure that no one can ever take my place. Each of us holds a unique place in the world. You are special,no matter what others say or what you may think. So forget about being replaced. You can’t be. 我成了一个探寻者,想要知道自己到底是谁,又是什么让我变得独一无二。我的人生观开始改变。我需要一个坚固的基础来发展,我忍受住压力,不再做自己不喜欢做的事。而且我为真实的我感到高兴。渐渐地我越发肯定自己无可替代。 每个人在这个世界上都占有一个独一无二的位置。无论别人说什么,你自己怎么想,你都是特别的。所以,不要担心自己会被取代,因为你永远是惟一的。 Just as you need air to breathe, you need opportunity to succeed. It takes more than just breathing in the fresh air of opportunity, however. You must make use of that opportunity. That's not up to the opportunity. That's up to you. It doesn't matter what "floor" the opportunity is on. What matters is what you do with it. 正如你需要空气来呼吸,你也需要机遇来获得成功。但是只吸进机遇的新鲜空气远远不够。你必须好好利用机遇。这并不取决于机遇本身,而是由你自己决定。你在什么时候得到机遇并不重要。重要的是你怎样把握机遇。The first snow came. How beautiful it was, falling so silently, all day long, all night long, on the mountains, on the meadows, on the roofs of the living, on the graves1) of the dead! All white save the river, that marked2) its course by a winding black line across the landscape3), and the leafless trees, that against the leaden4) sky now revealed more fully the wonderful beauty and intricacy5) of their branches! 第一场雪降临了。 真美啊!整日整夜,悄无声息地飘落,落在高山上,落在草地上,落在生者的房顶上,落在逝者的坟茔上! 万物皆白,惟有河流蜿蜒成一条黑线穿过雪野,还有无叶的林木,衬映在铅灰色的天空下,此刻更显得枝桠交错,仪态万千。 What silence, too, came with the snow, and what seclusion6)! Every sound was muffled7); every noise changed to something soft and musical. No more trampling8) hoofs9), no more rattling10) wheels! Only the chiming11) of sleigh-bells12), beating as swift and merrily as the hearts of children. 初雪飘落时,是何等的宁谧,何等的幽静!万籁俱寂,所有的噪音都化做柔和的音乐。 再也听不见得得马蹄声,也听不见嘎嘎车轮声! 只有雪橇的铃声如乐,似孩子们的心儿在欢快地跃动 In the entire world there's nobody like me. Since the beginning of time, there has never been another person like me. Nobody has my smile. Nobody has my eyes, my nose, my hair, my hands, or my voice. I'm special. 大千世界,芸芸众生,没人与我相同。自创世伊始,从未有过像我一样的人。没人拥有和我一样的笑容;没人拥有和我一样的眼睛、鼻子、头发、双手或声音。 我就是我。 The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but one season in the tree's life. He told them that they cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are — and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life — can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall. Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. 这位父亲说他们答得都对,因为他们都只看到了梨树生命中的一个季节。他告诉他们:不应仅凭一个季节来判断一棵树,一段时间来看一个人;最后,到所有的季节都已终结时,才能衡量一个人的本质——以及他生命中的快乐、喜悦和爱。 如果你在寒冬时放弃,你将失去春之希望,夏之灿烂,秋之收获。所以,不要让一时的痛苦毁弃你所有其他的快乐。 Ignore the“yes, buts”for the time being. All I want you to do right now is open your mind to the possibility that the world is made up of a countless array of experiences from the very worst to the very best. As someone once said,“A mind is like a parachute20)—it works best when open.”And here is my promise: If you open your mind, you will enjoy a more abundant and fulfilling21)life. 从现在开始忘掉“是的,但是”。现在你做的就是认识到这样一种可能性,即世界是由无数从最好到最坏的经历组成的。正如有人曾说过的:“头脑就像降落伞——在打开的时候工作得最好。”我的承诺是:如果你能够广开思路,就会享受到更加丰富、更加充实的人生。 We’re always on the go10)trying to accomplish so much, aren’s we? Getting groceries, cleaning the house, mowing the lawn — there’s always something. It’s so easy to get caught up in everyday life that we forget how simple it can be to bring cheer to ourselves and others. Giving a smile away takes so little effort and time, let’s make sure that we’ve not the one that others have to pretend is wearing an invisible smile. 我们总是忙着去尽量完成更多的事,不是吗?买东西,打扫屋子,割院子里的草——总有些什么事。这就使我们很容易在日常生活中忘记:给自己和别人带来快乐是多么简单的事情。绽放微笑花费的精力与时间很少,让我们确保自己不会成为这样的人——别人总得假装我们有看不见的笑容。The motivation to succeed comes from the burning desire to achieve a purpose. Napoleon Hill wrote, “Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.” A burning desire is the starting point of all accomplishment. Just like a small fire cannot give much heat, a weak desire cannot produce great results. 成功的行动来自于那燃烧着的想要达成目的的欲望。拿破仑•希尔写道:“成功的意念能够到达个人的构想与信念所能到达的任何地方。” 强烈的欲望是一切成功的起点,正如小火苗不能放出大量的热一样,一个微小的愿望也不能促成伟大的成就。 I have been through the depths of poverty and sickness. When people ask me what has kept me going through the troubles that come to all of us, I always reply: "I stood yesterday. I can stand today. And I will not permit myself to think about what might happen tomorrow." my time. 我曾经经历贫穷和病痛的深渊!每每人们问起我,是什么力量让我克服这些人人都会面临的困难,我总是这样回答:“我熬得过昨天,就熬得过今天。而且我决不让自己去考虑明天将会发生什么。” I have drunk the cup of life down to its very dregs7). They have only sipped the bubbles on top of it. I know things they will never know. I see things to which they are blind. It is only the women whose eyes have been washed clear with tears who get the broad vision that makes them little sisters to all the world. 我品尝了生命之杯的每一滴,包括那些渣滓,而她们仅仅只是吮到了杯口的泡沫而已。我的所知、所见,她们永远不会知晓,不会看到。 只有被泪水洗过眼睛的女人们,才能有更宽广的视野,这使她们能与整个世界的人们形同姐妹。1. The angry is that taking the other’s mistake to punish oneself. 2. The hope of tomorrow lets us forget today’s pain. 3. Shining is not the sun's patent, you also may shine. 4. The only way to obtain happiness is that, cherish what you have got and forget what you haven’t got.5. You may obtain the world with love; you also may lose the world with hate.1. 生气是拿别人做错的事来惩罚自己。 2. 明天的希望,让我们忘了今天的痛苦。3. 发光并非太阳的专利,你也可以发光。 4. 获致幸福的不二法门是珍视你所拥有的、遗忘你所没有的。 5. 你可以用爱得到全世界,你也可以用恨失去全世界。6. The true love should surmount the length of life, the width of mind and the depth of soul 7. The strength of love is big enough to cause the person to forget all, but actually as small which cannot hold just a sand of envy. 8. No matter when you start, the more importantly is that do not stop after started. No matter when you end, the more importantly is that do not regret after ended. 6. 真正的爱,应该超越生命的长度、心灵的宽度、灵魂的深度。 7. 爱的力量大到可以使人忘记一切,却又小到连一粒嫉妒的沙石也不能容纳。 8. 不论你在什麽时候开始,重要的是开始之后就不要停止.不论你在什麽时候结束,重要的是结束之后就不要悔恨。9. Entertains the highest hope, for the greatest endeavor, make the worst plan. 10. The place which the ideal is in, the hell maybe a heaven. The place which hope is in, the pain may becomes happiness.11. God never complains people’s ignorance while people actually complains the unfair of God.12. The happy life should fill the anticipation, pleasantly surprise and grateful. 9. 抱最大的希望,为最大的努力,做最坏的打算。 10. 有理想在的地方,地狱就是天堂。有希望在的地方,痛苦也成欢乐。 11. 上帝从不埋怨人们的愚昧,人们却埋怨上帝的不公平。 12. 美好的生命应该充满期待、惊喜和感激。What language is thine, O sea? The language of eternal question. What language is thy answer, O sky?"海水呀,你说的是什么?" "是永恒的疑问。" "天空呀,你回答的话是什么?" "是永恒的沉默。 Thank the flame for its light, but do not forget the lamp holder standing in the shade with constancy of patience. Tiny grass, your steps are small, but you possess the earth under your tread.谢谢火焰给你光明,但是不要忘了那执灯的人,他是坚忍地站在黑暗当中呢。小草呀,你的足步虽小,但是你拥有你足下的土地。 I think of other ages that floated upon the stream of life and love and death and are forgotten, and I feel the freedom of passing away.我想起了浮泛在生与爱与死的川流上的许多别的时代,以及这些时代之被遗忘,我便感觉到离开尘世的自由了。如果不符合,你可以去百度文库里搜索啊。

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